Help! My Lp Smells Like A Woman!
Staffy
Jan 19 2010, 09:20 AM
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I recently discovered that my new 2003 LP smells like a woman. No kidding here, it really smells something sweet and kind of perfumed. I cant recognize that smell with any guitar polish or similar either... Is this the new deal from Gibson in order to keep their customers??? tongue.gif
But really, I have no clue what this smell is coming from, and it doesn't match with either my image as an artist or my russian hat!
So what shall I do? Any suggestions ???

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jstcrsn
Jan 19 2010, 02:07 PM
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QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 09:20 AM) *
I recently discovered that my new 2003 LP smells like a woman. No kidding here, it really smells something sweet and kind of perfumed. I cant recognize that smell with any guitar polish or similar either... Is this the new deal from Gibson in order to keep their customers??? tongue.gif
But really, I have no clue what this smell is coming from, and it doesn't match with either my image as an artist or my russian hat!
So what shall I do? Any suggestions ???

//Staffay

you could always start cross dressing laugh.gif , and no one will ever know, well about the guitar , unsure.gif

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Jan 19 2010, 02:19 PM
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QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Jan 19 2010, 02:07 PM) *
you could always start cross dressing laugh.gif , and no one will ever know, well about the guitar , unsure.gif

laugh.gif a perfect solution, in theory. I can sense some flaws to the idea put in practice though
Be sure to FILM it if you go for it Staffay! biggrin.gif


Staffay, I think I know now. Jokes aside. Your daughter has been sneaking in there trying the LP out, I'm guessing she's not allowed to touch so she had to do it in secret, while you were sleeping or out ohmy.gif

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Jan 19 2010, 03:06 PM
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QUOTE (MickeM @ Jan 19 2010, 02:19 PM) *
laugh.gif a perfect solution, in theory. I can sense some flaws to the idea put in practice though
Be sure to FILM it if you go for it Staffay! biggrin.gif


Staffay, I think I know now. Jokes aside. Your daughter has been sneaking in there trying the LP out, I'm guessing she's not allowed to touch so she had to do it in secret, while you were sleeping or out ohmy.gif

this is not a good suggestion- now staffey is going to have to sneak in to her perfume to see if he can find the right scent ,and she will probably cacth him , and do you see just how messy this might get ohmy.gif

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Jan 19 2010, 03:53 PM
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QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Jan 19 2010, 03:06 PM) *
this is not a good suggestion- now staffey is going to have to sneak in to her perfume to see if he can find the right scent ,and she will probably cacth him , and do you see just how messy this might get ohmy.gif

Hm yes, more or less messy depending on weather he took you up on your first suggestion to cross dress or if he's wearing his man clothes while getting caught testing perfumes blink.gif

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- Staffy   Help! My Lp Smells Like A Woman!   Jan 19 2010, 09:20 AM
- - MickeM   It's obviously jealous on all your new guitar,...   Jan 19 2010, 09:28 AM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (MickeM @ Jan 19 2010, 09:28 AM) It...   Jan 19 2010, 09:44 AM
|- - MickeM   Two questions arise... QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan ...   Jan 19 2010, 10:16 AM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (MickeM @ Jan 19 2010, 10:16 AM) T...   Jan 19 2010, 10:49 AM
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- - blindwillie   WOHAA! The sent of a woman.   Jan 19 2010, 10:13 AM
- - sted   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 08:20 AM) I ...   Jan 19 2010, 10:38 AM
- - Vasilije Vukmirovic   HAha, cool!   Jan 19 2010, 11:55 AM
- - zen   hahhahhahahhhah ... sorry , i got nothing t...   Jan 19 2010, 12:01 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (zen @ Jan 19 2010, 12:01 PM) hahha...   Jan 19 2010, 12:04 PM
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- - enforcer   maybe the problem is your hardcase that you left o...   Jan 19 2010, 01:53 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (enforcer @ Jan 19 2010, 01:53 PM) ...   Jan 19 2010, 07:08 PM
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- - Sensible Jones   Start polishing her with Engine Oil. That'll s...   Jan 19 2010, 02:06 PM
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- - Young Guitarist   Haha, this is rather hillarious to be honest. QUO...   Jan 19 2010, 03:52 PM
- - Young Guitarist   QUOTE (MickeM @ Jan 19 2010, 03:53 PM) Hm...   Jan 19 2010, 03:54 PM
- - Fran   QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Jan 19 2010, 03:06 PM) t...   Jan 19 2010, 08:07 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (Fran @ Jan 19 2010, 08:07 PM) ...   Jan 19 2010, 11:17 PM
|- - Boson   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 11:17 PM) Go...   Jan 20 2010, 12:33 AM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (Boson @ Jan 20 2010, 12:33 AM) Tha...   Jan 20 2010, 01:43 AM
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- - Crazy_Diamond   Your guitar is new she wants to please you.... Don...   Jan 19 2010, 08:11 PM
|- - Praetorian   QUOTE (Crazy_Diamond @ Jan 19 2010, 02:11...   Jan 20 2010, 02:53 AM
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- - Boson   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 09:20 AM) So...   Jan 19 2010, 09:37 PM
- - maharzan   That definitely tells me that somebody has been me...   Jan 20 2010, 03:25 AM
- - Hammerhead   I don't even know what to say Yes we are al...   Jan 20 2010, 03:35 AM
- - -Zion-   When i first got my LP last year, it had this funn...   Jan 20 2010, 12:53 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (-Zion- @ Jan 20 2010, 12...   Jan 20 2010, 01:40 PM
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- - peixe   Haha this is so funny! Every now and then a ...   Jan 20 2010, 12:59 PM
- - jstcrsn   my guitat just smells like me sucking   Jan 20 2010, 01:54 PM
|- - Praetorian   QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Jan 20 2010, 07:54 AM) m...   Jan 20 2010, 02:13 PM
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- - -Zion-   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 20 2010, 01:40 PM) Aa...   Jan 20 2010, 02:55 PM
- - Ivan Milenkovic   naah, probably some lady in Gibson factory did a s...   Jan 20 2010, 03:31 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (Ivan Milenkovic @ Jan 20 2010, 03...   Jan 20 2010, 04:10 PM
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- - Crazy_Diamond   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 20 2010, 07:40 AM) Aa...   Jan 20 2010, 04:43 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (Crazy_Diamond @ Jan 20 2010, 04:43...   Jan 20 2010, 04:50 PM
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- - Fran   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 11:17 PM) .....   Jan 20 2010, 08:47 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (Fran @ Jan 20 2010, 08:47 PM) ...   Jan 20 2010, 11:13 PM
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- - jstcrsn   thanks for the picture now i'm going to have t...   Jan 20 2010, 11:48 PM
- - Daniel Realpe   Does the music sound like it smells like that? is ...   Jan 24 2010, 02:12 AM
- - Staffy   QUOTE (Daniel Realpe @ Jan 24 2010, 02:12...   Jan 24 2010, 02:23 AM
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