Welcome to the beginner to pro tutorial about how to feel just like your an actual Rock Star!!!


Rock Star 101:

- Work hard without complaining. Don't expect things to be handed to you.

- Be brave and courageous.

- Boost your ego level and bad boy image. Wide stance.

- Look the part. Get ripped clothing, tattoos, shades, and don't forget a nose ring. Black leather and studs.

- Get an awesome axe. Learn a killer riff and just repeat it.

- Learn some death metal screams. Put on a mean tough face and grin.

- Celtic, Saxon, Viking and Chivalric culture - Among many metalheads, especially fans of power metal, there's a strong emphasis on masculinity and the warrior mentality, in sharp contrast to consumerist and metrosexual culture. Long hair and/or beards.

- Get down your dance moves and poses. Devil horns, air fists or at least some hand gestures. Hair whips.

- Always have at least one metal chick in your music videos.


Putting it all together, you should end up with:




This post has been edited by Azzaboi: Jun 5 2014, 08:45 PM

hahahahaah they must have added the wrong amount of the ingredients...

Every single time I watch it... I can't keep a straight face!!! Hahahaaahaa

It is actually a mock parody, you gotta have some fun.

I'm pretty much nothing of the description except for the first two I keep those with me VERY closely

Let's see tho, how many of the rest have you guys tried in your careers so far?

When I had the band I done this one ALL THE TIME we called it ' The Power Stance '

Eh... c'mon, I'll admit it I do that on stage a lot of times as well

Also, there's another thing you should add to the list:

- insanely complicated technical rider including exotic foods and beverages and super excentric wishes