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The Uncreator
post Jun 14 2007, 03:11 PM
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Kristofer Dahl, our spiritual leader. biggrin.gif


"....We belive the GMC Terrorist cell uses weapons that are similar in appearance to a guitar, but apparently when you play a cool lick, bullets fly out of the headstock, plans of taking over the UN And making the represenatives dance like little girls has been leaked and police officials are worried."

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post Jun 14 2007, 04:26 PM
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Why does my school need to start up again tomorrow? Theres only tomorrow then i got the weekend! They should start again monday! mad.gif

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post Jun 14 2007, 04:31 PM
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QUOTE (blindwillie @ Jun 14 2007, 07:45 AM) *
My complaints for today:
Why do we have to work?
Why can't I have both the EMGs and a JB/Jazz combo in my guitar?
Why don't I have money to buy all the guitars and amps and stuff I want?


#1 and #3 answer each other, no?


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post Jun 14 2007, 04:40 PM
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Well - i have 6 exams to pass in these 2 months so i guess there won't be much lessons from me in this period. Also - i won't be able to buy my 7-string as soon as i expected it. So - generally - it sucks all the way!

And also i didn't even touch my guitar for the past 3 days so that sucks also! I HATE UNIVERSITY!!!

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post Jun 14 2007, 06:53 PM
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QUOTE (Scott Gentzen @ Jun 14 2007, 05:31 PM) *
#1 and #3 answer each other, no?

Haha, yea, I realised that when I hit the submit-button but that just made it more depressing. #1 and #3 is "mutual recursive" (if that expression exists). It's sucks me in, deeper and deeper and deeper... round and round...


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post Jun 14 2007, 07:02 PM
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QUOTE (Pavel @ Jun 14 2007, 11:40 AM) *
And also i didn't even touch my guitar for the past 3 days


Im so sorry!! sad.gif

But hey, your luca turilli lesson should keep us busy, i practice it 1 hour everyday. smile.gif
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post Jun 14 2007, 10:54 PM
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Complaint numero uno:

My job has started to suck. Used to like it for the cool, creative people, the nice perks, the socializing atmosphere... Ignored the fact that writing educational programs and websites is BO-ring.

And then our boss decides to secure his pension and merge with another company of total corporate gray-blue hyperboring losers, for whom creativity means running the opposite way around the lake when they're exercising (exercising = what all consultants do, because "it's what consultants do").

They've killed our coolness (by their very being), our perks, our Friday bar, our fun. In return for giving us massive time management sheets to fill out, and lots of worries about this month's return-on-investment for the company blink.gif

The upside... is to be found upstairs - right above my current workplace. A cool media company who does other stuff than multiple choice questions and drag/drop exercises, and encourages people to be creative. Time to look around (or up) for new opportunities.
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post Jun 14 2007, 11:14 PM
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" It appears the Gmc site is really just a way to lure young children into the home of kristofer dahl by making exciting new riffs and licks. And we new something was up when we saw him dressed up like borat tongue.gif "

MickeM, your a riot. Anti freeze is also not to good for animals wink.gif wink.gif wink.gif wink.gif wink.gif wink.gif wink.gif

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post Jun 14 2007, 11:59 PM
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"It has now come to our attention that the spiritual leader of the GMC cult may have had run ins with Stockholm police in the past, for numerous accounts of cruelty to a pentatonic minor. Says Jutta Lindström, a member of the Stockholm Association for Protection of Pentatonic Youth: 'We can all imagine what it's like to be in a state of pentatonia, and yet this man has countless helpless victims on his consciousness'.

On his GMC website, the self-proclaimed "Mad Axeman of GMC", Kristofer Dahl, admits that he's 'all about building aggressive tension' in society and that the organization's members are 'all angry as hell'.

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post Jun 15 2007, 01:48 AM
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QUOTE (Kaneda @ Jun 14 2007, 04:59 PM) *
"It has now come to our attention that the spiritual leader of the GMC cult may have had run ins with Stockholm police in the past, for numerous accounts of cruelty to a pentatonic minor. Says Jutta Lindström, a member of the Stockholm Association for Protection of Pentatonic Youth: 'We can all imagine what it's like to be in a state of pentatonia, and yet this man has countless helpless victims on his consciousness'.

On his GMC website, the self-proclaimed "Mad Axeman of GMC", Kristofer Dahl, admits that he's 'all about building aggressive tension' in society and that the organization's members are 'all angry as hell'.

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post Jun 15 2007, 02:09 AM
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"Cruelty To A Pentatonic Minor...."


Seriously, that is classic smile.gif
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post Jun 15 2007, 03:04 AM
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That I can't even play Petrucci's warm up exercises. I have big hands but darn him and his crazy stretches.

However, hilarity are the spoofs of such mentioned videos.


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post Jun 15 2007, 03:20 AM
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post Jun 15 2007, 03:40 AM
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"it has come to our attention that some of the inspiration for the murders has come from a Mr. John Petrucci and his wild killing spree at 4 billion notes per second while telling other guitar noobs to kill themselves...."

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post Jun 15 2007, 03:57 AM
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While I was at work today my boss decided to back his truck into my car. Hard.

Dont you love it when a Dodge 3500 deisel with a drop hitch rams into your car?

hoods done, cross members done, bumpers done. pretty much a write off. YAY



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post Jun 15 2007, 02:37 PM
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QUOTE (CrashOops @ Jun 15 2007, 12:57 PM) *
While I was at work today my boss decided to back his truck into my car. Hard.

Dont you love it when a Dodge 3500 deisel with a drop hitch rams into your car?

hoods done, cross members done, bumpers done. pretty much a write off. YAY



I feel sorry for you sad.gif However,I found it amazing that your unfortuate event coincidentally ties in with your forum display name biggrin.gif


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post Jun 15 2007, 02:42 PM
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Irony....
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post Jun 15 2007, 04:34 PM
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Complaint for today:
Now I get to drive my banged up car to work to deal with the guy that hit it ( that I didnt like to begin with) alll day.
God I hate my Job


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post Jun 15 2007, 05:24 PM
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post Jun 15 2007, 09:13 PM
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My complaint is that its gunna take a hell of a lot of money for me to start a music store mad.gif

But it did lessin this pain to learn that the uncreator was from beneth the mire smile.gif opeth owns haha


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