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 Jun 14 2007, 03:11 PM
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 Fire Up The Blades, Moderator  Group: GMC Senior Posts: 8.932 Joined: 6-March 07 From: St. Petersburg, Florida Member No.: 1.304  |
Kristofer Dahl, our spiritual leader.
 "....We belive the GMC Terrorist cell uses weapons that are similar in appearance to a guitar, but apparently when you play a cool lick, bullets fly out of the headstock, plans of taking over the UN And making the represenatives dance like little girls has been leaked and police officials are worried." This post has been edited by The Uncreator: Jun 14 2007, 03:11 PM |
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Jun 14 2007, 04:26 PM
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 GMC:er  Group: Members Posts: 32 Joined: 14-June 07 From: The Malfreeze Cloister Member No.: 2.088 |
Why does my school need to start up again tomorrow? Theres only tomorrow then i got the weekend! They should start again monday!
This post has been edited by AdamWest: Jun 14 2007, 04:29 PM -------------------- My Gear: -Nature by Jixing Electric guitar (E30 Model) -JX-6520 30W Amplifier w/ headphones -  --  --  --  --  - |
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Jun 14 2007, 04:31 PM
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 GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 683 Joined: 16-January 07 From: Centreville, VA, USA Member No.: 1.080 |
QUOTE (blindwillie @ Jun 14 2007, 07:45 AM)  My complaints for today: Why do we have to work? Why can't I have both the EMGs and a JB/Jazz combo in my guitar? Why don't I have money to buy all the guitars and amps and stuff I want? #1 and #3 answer each other, no? -------------------- Guitars: ESP Semi-Hollow Eclipse, 1984 Ibanez Roadstar RS440, Peavey T-60, Daisy Rock Rock Candy Custom
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Jun 14 2007, 04:40 PM
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 Instructor Group: Passive Posts: 3.764 Joined: 8-January 07 From: Rijeka, Croatia Member No.: 1.055 |
Well - i have 6 exams to pass in these 2 months so i guess there won't be much lessons from me in this period. Also - i won't be able to buy my 7-string as soon as i expected it. So - generally - it sucks all the way!
And also i didn't even touch my guitar for the past 3 days so that sucks also! I HATE UNIVERSITY!!! This post has been edited by Pavel: Jun 14 2007, 04:40 PM -------------------- "It isn't how many years you have been playing, it's how many hours." -- Prashant Aswani "PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE!" -- Michael Angelo Batio Check out my video lessons and instructor board! |
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Jun 14 2007, 06:53 PM
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 GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 1.533 Joined: 28-March 07 From: Luleå, Sweden Member No.: 1.434 |
QUOTE (Scott Gentzen @ Jun 14 2007, 05:31 PM) #1 and #3 answer each other, no? Haha, yea, I realised that when I hit the submit-button but that just made it more depressing. #1 and #3 is "mutual recursive" (if that expression exists). It's sucks me in, deeper and deeper and deeper... round and round... -------------------- Schecter C1 Hellraiser EMG 81/85, replaced with JB/Jazz (SH4/SH2n) w. coilsplit Schecter Revenger HB-105, replaced with EMG 81/85 Stratocaster Deluxe Players Noiseless Ibanez 2550z Blackstar HT5H, Blackheart BH5H w. BH112, Laney LX35D, Line6 Pod XT, Marshall MS-2 Headphones: Sennheiser RS120 Stay tuned... |
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Jun 14 2007, 07:02 PM
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Fire Up The Blades, Moderator Group: GMC Senior Posts: 8.932 Joined: 6-March 07 From: St. Petersburg, Florida Member No.: 1.304 |
QUOTE (Pavel @ Jun 14 2007, 11:40 AM) And also i didn't even touch my guitar for the past 3 days Im so sorry!!  But hey, your luca turilli lesson should keep us busy, i practice it 1 hour everyday. 
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Jun 14 2007, 10:54 PM
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 Other side of the coin Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 3-May 07 From: CPH, Denmark Member No.: 1.754 |
Complaint numero uno:
My job has started to suck. Used to like it for the cool, creative people, the nice perks, the socializing atmosphere... Ignored the fact that writing educational programs and websites is BO-ring. And then our boss decides to secure his pension and merge with another company of total corporate gray-blue hyperboring losers, for whom creativity means running the opposite way around the lake when they're exercising (exercising = what all consultants do, because "it's what consultants do"). They've killed our coolness (by their very being), our perks, our Friday bar, our fun. In return for giving us massive time management sheets to fill out, and lots of worries about this month's return-on-investment for the company  The upside... is to be found upstairs - right above my current workplace. A cool media company who does other stuff than multiple choice questions and drag/drop exercises, and encourages people to be creative. Time to look around (or up) for new opportunities. |
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Jun 14 2007, 11:14 PM
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 GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 2.412 Joined: 23-February 07 From: New york Member No.: 1.243 |
" It appears the Gmc site is really just a way to lure young children into the home of kristofer dahl by making exciting new riffs and licks. And we new something was up when we saw him dressed up like borat
 "MickeM, your a riot. Anti freeze is also not to good for animals  - John -------------------- Join Me On the Lyrics Board !
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Jun 14 2007, 11:59 PM
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Other side of the coin Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 3-May 07 From: CPH, Denmark Member No.: 1.754 |
"It has now come to our attention that the spiritual leader of the GMC cult may have had run ins with Stockholm police in the past, for numerous accounts of cruelty to a pentatonic minor. Says Jutta Lindström, a member of the Stockholm Association for Protection of Pentatonic Youth: 'We can all imagine what it's like to be in a state of pentatonia, and yet this man has countless helpless victims on his consciousness'.
On his GMC website, the self-proclaimed "Mad Axeman of GMC", Kristofer Dahl, admits that he's 'all about building aggressive tension' in society and that the organization's members are 'all angry as hell'.
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Jun 15 2007, 01:48 AM
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 Learning Roadie Group: Members Posts: 2.878 Joined: 2-June 07 From: Raleigh-Durham, NC Member No.: 1.984 |
QUOTE (Kaneda @ Jun 14 2007, 04:59 PM) "It has now come to our attention that the spiritual leader of the GMC cult may have had run ins with Stockholm police in the past, for numerous accounts of cruelty to a pentatonic minor. Says Jutta Lindström, a member of the Stockholm Association for Protection of Pentatonic Youth: 'We can all imagine what it's like to be in a state of pentatonia, and yet this man has countless helpless victims on his consciousness'. On his GMC website, the self-proclaimed "Mad Axeman of GMC", Kristofer Dahl, admits that he's 'all about building aggressive tension' in society and that the organization's members are 'all angry as hell'. 
--------------------  Gear: Fender American Deluxe Stratocaster, Gibson '67 RI Flying V, Mesa Boogie F-30 112 combo, crazy pedals. |
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Jun 15 2007, 02:09 AM
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Fire Up The Blades, Moderator Group: GMC Senior Posts: 8.932 Joined: 6-March 07 From: St. Petersburg, Florida Member No.: 1.304 |
"Cruelty To A Pentatonic Minor...."
Seriously, that is classic
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Jun 15 2007, 03:04 AM
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 GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 388 Joined: 5-March 07 From: Canada Member No.: 1.303 |
That I can't even play Petrucci's warm up exercises. I have big hands but darn him and his crazy stretches.
However, hilarity are the spoofs of such mentioned videos. -------------------- |
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Jun 15 2007, 03:20 AM
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 GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 877 Joined: 25-April 06 From: Virginia, US Member No.: 706 |
I suck at golf.
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Jun 15 2007, 03:40 AM
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GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 45 Joined: 26-February 07 Member No.: 1.255 |
"it has come to our attention that some of the inspiration for the murders has come from a Mr. John Petrucci and his wild killing spree at 4 billion notes per second while telling other guitar noobs to kill themselves...."
Petrucci |
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Jun 15 2007, 03:57 AM
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 GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 86 Joined: 4-May 07 From: Abbotsford, BC, Canada Member No.: 1.760 |
While I was at work today my boss decided to back his truck into my car. Hard.
Dont you love it when a Dodge 3500 deisel with a drop hitch rams into your car? hoods done, cross members done, bumpers done. pretty much a write off. YAY 
This post has been edited by CrashOops: Jun 15 2007, 04:00 AM -------------------- Ibanez GRX20 Jewel Blue
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Jun 15 2007, 02:37 PM
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GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 32 Joined: 14-June 07 From: The Malfreeze Cloister Member No.: 2.088 |
QUOTE (CrashOops @ Jun 15 2007, 12:57 PM) While I was at work today my boss decided to back his truck into my car. Hard. Dont you love it when a Dodge 3500 deisel with a drop hitch rams into your car? hoods done, cross members done, bumpers done. pretty much a write off. YAY I feel sorry for you However,I found it amazing that your unfortuate event coincidentally ties in with your forum display name
-------------------- My Gear: -Nature by Jixing Electric guitar (E30 Model) -JX-6520 30W Amplifier w/ headphones - -- -- -- -- - |
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Jun 15 2007, 02:42 PM
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Fire Up The Blades, Moderator Group: GMC Senior Posts: 8.932 Joined: 6-March 07 From: St. Petersburg, Florida Member No.: 1.304 |
Irony....
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Jun 15 2007, 04:34 PM
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GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 86 Joined: 4-May 07 From: Abbotsford, BC, Canada Member No.: 1.760 |
Complaint for today:
Now I get to drive my banged up car to work to deal with the guy that hit it ( that I didnt like to begin with) alll day. God I hate my Job -------------------- Ibanez GRX20 Jewel Blue
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Jun 15 2007, 05:24 PM
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Fire Up The Blades, Moderator Group: GMC Senior Posts: 8.932 Joined: 6-March 07 From: St. Petersburg, Florida Member No.: 1.304 |
Kill Him With a Kitchen Knife
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Jun 15 2007, 09:13 PM
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 GMC:er  Group: GMC Wiki:er Posts: 2.361 Joined: 27-April 07 From: London,ont Member No.: 1.697 |
My complaint is that its gunna take a hell of a lot of money for me to start a music store
But it did lessin this pain to learn that the uncreator was from beneth the mire opeth owns haha
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