Help! My Lp Smells Like A Woman!
Staffy
Jan 19 2010, 09:20 AM
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I recently discovered that my new 2003 LP smells like a woman. No kidding here, it really smells something sweet and kind of perfumed. I cant recognize that smell with any guitar polish or similar either... Is this the new deal from Gibson in order to keep their customers??? tongue.gif
But really, I have no clue what this smell is coming from, and it doesn't match with either my image as an artist or my russian hat!
So what shall I do? Any suggestions ???

//Staffay

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Jan 19 2010, 08:07 PM
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QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Jan 19 2010, 03:06 PM) *
this is not a good suggestion- now staffey is going to have to sneak in to her perfume to see if he can find the right scent ,and she will probably cacth him , and do you see just how messy this might get ohmy.gif



QUOTE (MickeM @ Jan 19 2010, 03:53 PM) *
Hm yes, more or less messy depending on weather he took you up on your first suggestion to cross dress or if he's wearing his man clothes while getting caught testing perfumes blink.gif


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You guys are nuts laugh.gif

On topic: I wish my SG smell like perfume... it does smell like something ever since I bought it, but I believe it's lacquer, but it's not really pleasant... or unpleasant really... the case seems to be the source anyway. Maybe they pack them in their cases a bit too early before they actually dry 100% ?

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Jan 19 2010, 11:17 PM
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QUOTE (Fran @ Jan 19 2010, 08:07 PM) *
laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

You guys are nuts laugh.gif

On topic: I wish my SG smell like perfume... it does smell like something ever since I bought it, but I believe it's lacquer, but it's not really pleasant... or unpleasant really... the case seems to be the source anyway. Maybe they pack them in their cases a bit too early before they actually dry 100% ?


Sure we are nuts! smile.gif Tell me one guitar player that's not???
I will agree to what You say, seriously, this is probably the case here, but the strange thing is that the guitar has resided on my wall for almost 2 months now and still smells..... Although I find it somehow a pleasant smell rather than disgusting... Maybe they put different smells in the laquer? Eg. if You buy a LP studio (which seems to be the cheapest), You get the smell of sleazy bar womens rest room, whilst buying a NOS, You will get a scent of Marilyn Monroe (or even better my personal favourite Michelle Pfeiffer, has to check this out)...
What do Ya think of that???

//Staffay

QUOTE (Crazy_Diamond @ Jan 19 2010, 08:11 PM) *
Your guitar is new she wants to please you.... Don't worry in a few months she won't evenb shaved her legs anymore.


Months? My ex. didn't shave her legs, neither her upper lips one week after we got engaged.... those women... laugh.gif

QUOTE (Boson @ Jan 19 2010, 09:37 PM) *
Staffay I Tink you are going stir crazy.

You need to get out more smile.gif

In fact I woud go far as to say that the fact that you think that you think your guitar smells like a woman is a sure sign that you are having problems. The only known cure is complete withdrawal from the source of the problem, you need to send all your new gear to me biggrin.gif


Go out more? Nah, then my guitars will never forgive me..... and send them to You doesn't seem as a solution since I already tattooed "Property of a Swedish Maniac with a russian hat" in their backs.... And since that desription doesn't fit on You, it will be bad idea... tongue.gif

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Jan 20 2010, 12:33 AM
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QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 11:17 PM) *
Go out more? Nah, then my guitars will never forgive me..... and send them to You doesn't seem as a solution since I already tattooed "Property of a Swedish Maniac with a russian hat" in their backs.... And since that desription doesn't fit on You, it will be bad idea... tongue.gif


Thats just it Staffy these girls are individual you cannot treat them like you own them.

Give them up! Overcome your possesive tendancies, send them to me!

You will feel so much better. cool.gif

If you are able to give up this obsessive, behaviour you have a chance of a normal (boring!!) life. dry.gif

Remember Michielle Pfiffer likes to be wooed and cajouled rather than doninated.

On the other hand you could just shred them within an inch of their lives and let them know who is boss. Make them quake at the sight of a russian hat! wink.gif

If all else fails and these smells still worry you then fight fire with fire and chasnge your aftershave! laugh.gif

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- Staffy   Help! My Lp Smells Like A Woman!   Jan 19 2010, 09:20 AM
- - MickeM   It's obviously jealous on all your new guitar,...   Jan 19 2010, 09:28 AM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (MickeM @ Jan 19 2010, 09:28 AM) It...   Jan 19 2010, 09:44 AM
|- - MickeM   Two questions arise... QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan ...   Jan 19 2010, 10:16 AM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (MickeM @ Jan 19 2010, 10:16 AM) T...   Jan 19 2010, 10:49 AM
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- - blindwillie   WOHAA! The sent of a woman.   Jan 19 2010, 10:13 AM
- - sted   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 08:20 AM) I ...   Jan 19 2010, 10:38 AM
- - Vasilije Vukmirovic   HAha, cool!   Jan 19 2010, 11:55 AM
- - zen   hahhahhahahhhah ... sorry , i got nothing t...   Jan 19 2010, 12:01 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (zen @ Jan 19 2010, 12:01 PM) hahha...   Jan 19 2010, 12:04 PM
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- - enforcer   maybe the problem is your hardcase that you left o...   Jan 19 2010, 01:53 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (enforcer @ Jan 19 2010, 01:53 PM) ...   Jan 19 2010, 07:08 PM
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- - Sensible Jones   Start polishing her with Engine Oil. That'll s...   Jan 19 2010, 02:06 PM
- - jstcrsn   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 09:20 AM) I ...   Jan 19 2010, 02:07 PM
|- - MickeM   QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Jan 19 2010, 02:07 PM) y...   Jan 19 2010, 02:19 PM
|- - jstcrsn   QUOTE (MickeM @ Jan 19 2010, 02:19 PM) a...   Jan 19 2010, 03:06 PM
|- - MickeM   QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Jan 19 2010, 03:06 PM) t...   Jan 19 2010, 03:53 PM
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- - Young Guitarist   Haha, this is rather hillarious to be honest. QUO...   Jan 19 2010, 03:52 PM
- - Young Guitarist   QUOTE (MickeM @ Jan 19 2010, 03:53 PM) Hm...   Jan 19 2010, 03:54 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (Boson @ Jan 20 2010, 12:33 AM) Tha...   Jan 20 2010, 01:43 AM
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- - Crazy_Diamond   Your guitar is new she wants to please you.... Don...   Jan 19 2010, 08:11 PM
|- - Praetorian   QUOTE (Crazy_Diamond @ Jan 19 2010, 02:11...   Jan 20 2010, 02:53 AM
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- - Boson   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 09:20 AM) So...   Jan 19 2010, 09:37 PM
- - maharzan   That definitely tells me that somebody has been me...   Jan 20 2010, 03:25 AM
- - Hammerhead   I don't even know what to say Yes we are al...   Jan 20 2010, 03:35 AM
- - -Zion-   When i first got my LP last year, it had this funn...   Jan 20 2010, 12:53 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (-Zion- @ Jan 20 2010, 12...   Jan 20 2010, 01:40 PM
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- - peixe   Haha this is so funny! Every now and then a ...   Jan 20 2010, 12:59 PM
- - jstcrsn   my guitat just smells like me sucking   Jan 20 2010, 01:54 PM
|- - Praetorian   QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Jan 20 2010, 07:54 AM) m...   Jan 20 2010, 02:13 PM
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- - -Zion-   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 20 2010, 01:40 PM) Aa...   Jan 20 2010, 02:55 PM
- - Ivan Milenkovic   naah, probably some lady in Gibson factory did a s...   Jan 20 2010, 03:31 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (Ivan Milenkovic @ Jan 20 2010, 03...   Jan 20 2010, 04:10 PM
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- - Crazy_Diamond   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 20 2010, 07:40 AM) Aa...   Jan 20 2010, 04:43 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (Crazy_Diamond @ Jan 20 2010, 04:43...   Jan 20 2010, 04:50 PM
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- - Fran   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 11:17 PM) .....   Jan 20 2010, 08:47 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (Fran @ Jan 20 2010, 08:47 PM) ...   Jan 20 2010, 11:13 PM
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- - jstcrsn   thanks for the picture now i'm going to have t...   Jan 20 2010, 11:48 PM
- - Daniel Realpe   Does the music sound like it smells like that? is ...   Jan 24 2010, 02:12 AM
- - Staffy   QUOTE (Daniel Realpe @ Jan 24 2010, 02:12...   Jan 24 2010, 02:23 AM
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