Help! My Lp Smells Like A Woman!
Staffy
Jan 19 2010, 09:20 AM
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I recently discovered that my new 2003 LP smells like a woman. No kidding here, it really smells something sweet and kind of perfumed. I cant recognize that smell with any guitar polish or similar either... Is this the new deal from Gibson in order to keep their customers??? tongue.gif
But really, I have no clue what this smell is coming from, and it doesn't match with either my image as an artist or my russian hat!
So what shall I do? Any suggestions ???

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Ivan Milenkovic
Jan 20 2010, 03:31 PM
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naah, probably some lady in Gibson factory did a setup/testing on the guitar, so the perfume stuck from there biggrin.gif

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Jan 20 2010, 04:10 PM
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QUOTE (Ivan Milenkovic @ Jan 20 2010, 03:31 PM) *
naah, probably some lady in Gibson factory did a setup/testing on the guitar, so the perfume stuck from there biggrin.gif


Hmmm, You may be right here Ivan. That also explains why their 50-year-NOS-expensive-as-a-new-car LP DOES'NT smell like that.(I was into the store smelling it the other day, just to be sure)
Probably the same lady tests the guitar as in the 50's, just as Fender has the same lady who wires the pick-ups on their NOS-pieces'o'junk. And thats a good thing regarding the employment of older people, so I decided to write Gibson a letter:

"Dear Gibson
My new Les Paul doesn't smell right, so I will appreciate if You can employ my former mother-in-law, so the next guitar I buy from You will have a more vintage touch. Also it may help me to get me interested in women again, since everytime I see her, I'm loosing the appetite for women and it always takes years to recover. In return I can smell-test every LP that comes into my sight so You may now which serials You have to get back to the factory.

Best Regards
A partly disappointed customer"

Btw. Here is how she looks:
(it really is THE picture that motivates me to play guitar instead of messing around with women.......)

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- Staffy   Help! My Lp Smells Like A Woman!   Jan 19 2010, 09:20 AM
- - MickeM   It's obviously jealous on all your new guitar,...   Jan 19 2010, 09:28 AM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (MickeM @ Jan 19 2010, 09:28 AM) It...   Jan 19 2010, 09:44 AM
|- - MickeM   Two questions arise... QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan ...   Jan 19 2010, 10:16 AM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (MickeM @ Jan 19 2010, 10:16 AM) T...   Jan 19 2010, 10:49 AM
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- - blindwillie   WOHAA! The sent of a woman.   Jan 19 2010, 10:13 AM
- - sted   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 08:20 AM) I ...   Jan 19 2010, 10:38 AM
- - Vasilije Vukmirovic   HAha, cool!   Jan 19 2010, 11:55 AM
- - zen   hahhahhahahhhah ... sorry , i got nothing t...   Jan 19 2010, 12:01 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (zen @ Jan 19 2010, 12:01 PM) hahha...   Jan 19 2010, 12:04 PM
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- - enforcer   maybe the problem is your hardcase that you left o...   Jan 19 2010, 01:53 PM
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- - Sensible Jones   Start polishing her with Engine Oil. That'll s...   Jan 19 2010, 02:06 PM
- - jstcrsn   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 09:20 AM) I ...   Jan 19 2010, 02:07 PM
|- - MickeM   QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Jan 19 2010, 02:07 PM) y...   Jan 19 2010, 02:19 PM
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- - Young Guitarist   Haha, this is rather hillarious to be honest. QUO...   Jan 19 2010, 03:52 PM
- - Young Guitarist   QUOTE (MickeM @ Jan 19 2010, 03:53 PM) Hm...   Jan 19 2010, 03:54 PM
- - Fran   QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Jan 19 2010, 03:06 PM) t...   Jan 19 2010, 08:07 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (Fran @ Jan 19 2010, 08:07 PM) ...   Jan 19 2010, 11:17 PM
|- - Boson   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 11:17 PM) Go...   Jan 20 2010, 12:33 AM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (Boson @ Jan 20 2010, 12:33 AM) Tha...   Jan 20 2010, 01:43 AM
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- - Crazy_Diamond   Your guitar is new she wants to please you.... Don...   Jan 19 2010, 08:11 PM
|- - Praetorian   QUOTE (Crazy_Diamond @ Jan 19 2010, 02:11...   Jan 20 2010, 02:53 AM
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- - Boson   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 09:20 AM) So...   Jan 19 2010, 09:37 PM
- - maharzan   That definitely tells me that somebody has been me...   Jan 20 2010, 03:25 AM
- - Hammerhead   I don't even know what to say Yes we are al...   Jan 20 2010, 03:35 AM
- - -Zion-   When i first got my LP last year, it had this funn...   Jan 20 2010, 12:53 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (-Zion- @ Jan 20 2010, 12...   Jan 20 2010, 01:40 PM
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- - peixe   Haha this is so funny! Every now and then a ...   Jan 20 2010, 12:59 PM
- - jstcrsn   my guitat just smells like me sucking   Jan 20 2010, 01:54 PM
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- - Crazy_Diamond   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 20 2010, 07:40 AM) Aa...   Jan 20 2010, 04:43 PM
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- - jstcrsn   thanks for the picture now i'm going to have t...   Jan 20 2010, 11:48 PM
- - Daniel Realpe   Does the music sound like it smells like that? is ...   Jan 24 2010, 02:12 AM
- - Staffy   QUOTE (Daniel Realpe @ Jan 24 2010, 02:12...   Jan 24 2010, 02:23 AM
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