 Anyone Know Any Get Rich Quick Schemes Or Learnt To Turn Wood Into Gold? |
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 Oct 8 2008, 02:31 PM
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I DON'T want pyramid schemes lol. This is just a joke really. I want a new guitar but I can't afford one. I don't need it but I wont be happy until I have 3 Parker guitars, 3 Caparison guitars and 3 Suhr guitars
 Any tips on getting money quickly legally I get £1580 pound a month but it goes so quickly. Maybe I should cut down on the beer I drink. 
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Oct 8 2008, 02:33 PM
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 Learning Tone Master  Group: MVC Posts: 3.185 Joined: 22-June 07 From: Germany Member No.: 2.164 |
QUOTE (OrganisedConfusion @ Oct 8 2008, 03:31 PM)  Maybe I should cut down on the beer I drink. OMG don't do that!!!!!!  Nightime job? Extra Hours? Sry everything else I could think of is illegal^^ --------------------  Gear: - Jackson USA Select KV2 King V with EMG 81/85 - Gibson Les Paul Custom Arctic White with EMG 81/85 - Ibanez Rg 8527 J Custom 7-String with DiMarzio Evolution and Air Norton - Peavey 6505+ head with Marshall 1960AV 4x12 cab - Peavey Vypyr 30 Practice Amp - Dunlop Crybaby From Hell, Maxon OD808, Boss TU-2, MXR CarbonCopy, ISP Decimator, MXR Custom Audio Electronics Booster |
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Oct 8 2008, 02:34 PM
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GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 5.630 Joined: 29-November 07 From: Nottingham, UK Member No.: 3.401 |
QUOTE (ZakkWylde @ Oct 8 2008, 02:33 PM) OMG don't do that!!!!!! Nightime job? Extra Hours? Sry everything else I could think of is illegal^^ Did I mention I want to do it working less hours, getting paid more and only working from after midday till before 5pm
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Oct 8 2008, 02:34 PM
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 GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 1.462 Joined: 20-April 07 From: Traverse City, Michigan, USA Member No.: 1.632 |
if you want to turn WOOD into GOLD, go stand on the street corner at night and see where that takes you.
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Oct 8 2008, 02:35 PM
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 GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 1.153 Joined: 16-September 07 From: Now-Scotland Member No.: 2.798 |
QUOTE (OrganisedConfusion @ Oct 8 2008, 08:31 AM) I DON'T want pyramid schemes lol. This is just a joke really. I want a new guitar but I can't afford one. I don't need it but I wont be happy until I have 3 Parker guitars, 3 Caparison guitars and 3 Suhr guitars Any tips on getting money quickly legally I get £1580 pound a month but it goes so quickly. Maybe I should cut down on the beer I drink. legaly it's usually problem there is one legaly thing but also a litlle risky..Go to the casino and play Black jack or rulete..on rulete you can just pick red or black color and wait few second for the result 
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Oct 8 2008, 02:35 PM
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 Learning Rock Star - Wiki Coordinator  Group: GMC Senior Posts: 6.574 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Spain Member No.: 3.338 |
Best thread title ever !! You know there's this philosophal stone somewhere out there... shall I ever find it I'll get you all those axes, and in the meantime I'll get my self some high end ibanez, strat and a LP while I'm at it!
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Oct 8 2008, 02:35 PM
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GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 5.630 Joined: 29-November 07 From: Nottingham, UK Member No.: 3.401 |
QUOTE (Guitarman700 @ Oct 8 2008, 02:34 PM) if you want to turn WOOD into GOLD, go stand on the street corner at night and see where that takes you. Probably to the local police station Maybe I will start to knit jumpers and sell them to people
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Oct 8 2008, 02:39 PM
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 GMC:er Group: Passive Posts: 1.889 Joined: 3-September 08 From: Des Moines IA USA Member No.: 5.836 |
Simple.
1. Move to the US. 2. Start a finance company and make all kinds of questionable decisions regarding credit/investments. Pocket as much as you possibly can. 3. Then when it goes under, the government will just HAND YOU MILLIONS MORE!!!!! I don't know why I didnt think of it first. -------------------- My Gear
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Oct 8 2008, 02:40 PM
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Try your hand at short selling like all those parasitic hedge fund pond life do,money for nothing:)
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Oct 8 2008, 02:43 PM
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GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 5.630 Joined: 29-November 07 From: Nottingham, UK Member No.: 3.401 |
I keep hoping I will one day be typing away on my keyboard and I will turn it into solid gold with a simple touch. Unfortunately it happened once but I think it may have been a dream
Either that or somebody robbed it from my room
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Oct 8 2008, 02:58 PM
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 Experienced Tone Seeker Group: Passive Posts: 4.809 Joined: 8-December 07 From: Hedel, Netherlands Member No.: 3.471 |
Haha, nice thread OC! There are some sites and with just awnswering two mails a day you'll earn some money, but I'm quit sure that's not even close to the amount you need
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Oct 8 2008, 03:05 PM
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GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 5.630 Joined: 29-November 07 From: Nottingham, UK Member No.: 3.401 |
QUOTE (kaznie_NL @ Oct 8 2008, 02:58 PM) Haha, nice thread OC! There are some sites and with just awnswering two mails a day you'll earn some money, but I'm quit sure that's not even close to the amount you need Unfortunately not. Wonder if I can do a sponsored cycle across Britain and donate all the money to the OrganisedConfusion Caparison Fund
-------------------- Gear Guitars:- Caparison Horus Snowcloud, Parker Nitefly M, Parker Nitefly SA, Gibson SG, Parker P10e, 40 Year Old Spanish Acoustic Amps:- Framus Ruby Riot 2x12" stack |
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Oct 8 2008, 03:10 PM
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 GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 693 Joined: 14-June 07 From: Sweden Member No.: 2.086 |
Take a huge loan, buy a house. This sounds crazy, because of the crisis. But! If no one wants to buy a house, the price will drop. If you buy now, sell in a couple of years when the market is stable with a steady and predictable inflation and you will probably earn a couple of grands.
This post has been edited by Oxac: Oct 8 2008, 03:10 PM -------------------- Olle "AJ" Svensson
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Oct 8 2008, 03:12 PM
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GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 664 Joined: 15-October 07 From: Minnesota, USA. Earth Member No.: 3.048 |
QUOTE (jer @ Oct 8 2008, 02:39 PM) Simple. 1. Move to the US. 2. Start a finance company and make all kinds of questionable decisions regarding credit/investments. Pocket as much as you possibly can. 3. Then when it goes under, the government will just HAND YOU MILLIONS MORE!!!!! I don't know why I didnt think of it first. LOL....perfect plan...best part is you give the politicians back a small portion and you never go to jail. -------------------- If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat ?
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Oct 8 2008, 03:16 PM
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GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 5.630 Joined: 29-November 07 From: Nottingham, UK Member No.: 3.401 |
QUOTE (USAMAN @ Oct 8 2008, 03:12 PM) LOL....perfect plan...best part is you give the politicians back a small portion and you never go to jail. And the bill gets charged to normal citizens. It's a cruel world
-------------------- Gear Guitars:- Caparison Horus Snowcloud, Parker Nitefly M, Parker Nitefly SA, Gibson SG, Parker P10e, 40 Year Old Spanish Acoustic Amps:- Framus Ruby Riot 2x12" stack |
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Oct 8 2008, 03:19 PM
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 GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 877 Joined: 25-April 06 From: Virginia, US Member No.: 706 |
QUOTE (jer @ Oct 8 2008, 08:39 AM) I don't know why I didnt think of it first. You were too busy playing guitar! QUOTE (OrganisedConfusion @ Oct 8 2008, 08:31 AM) I DON'T want pyramid schemes lol. This is just a joke really. I want a new guitar but I can't afford one. I don't need it but I wont be happy until I have 3 Parker guitars, 3 Caparison guitars and 3 Suhr guitars Any tips on getting money quickly legally I get £1580 pound a month but it goes so quickly. Maybe I should cut down on the beer I drink. Simple. Invent a time machine, go back 50 years, buy 10 Stratocasters, fast forward 50 years and sell them for about $100,000 each.
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Oct 8 2008, 03:40 PM
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 Born of NWOBHM, Moderation Team Leader Group: Members Posts: 8.562 Joined: 9-January 07 From: Stockholm, Sweden Member No.: 1.062 |
QUOTE (Oxac @ Oct 8 2008, 04:10 PM) Take a huge loan, buy a house. This sounds crazy, because of the crisis. Getting approved for a load is very difficult now because of the crisis. So I think it's safe to say that won't work You could start trading in the stock market very profitable if you know what you're doing. Could cost a lot if you don't.  It was just crazy years when I was an active day trader, I could just shrug at a $4000 loss knowing I'd earn it back another day. You win some and you lose some. Money in the stock account didn't feel like real money. And it's no walk in the park either, it's a 16 hours a day. But money isn't everything in the world and I stopped trading since I didn't have a single free moment during the week. Trading in the Swedish market from the morning and when the US opened in the swe afternoon I had more stocks to trade and this lasted all the way to bed time when NYSE and Nasdaq closed. And not sleeping well in the nights either, always connected to the stock account with computer or cell phone + always worrying = No life! But good money. I doubt I'll ever do it to that extent again, maybe something for you. That's my only suggestion to fast money won (or lost). -------------------- My bands homepage
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Oct 8 2008, 03:47 PM
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 GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 201 Joined: 13-October 07 From: Sweden Member No.: 3.035 |
Wanna hear the best tip? Learn how to count cards, the high lo system u know. Learn it well and then go play blackjack. You'll be rich in no time
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Oct 8 2008, 03:50 PM
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 GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 2.348 Joined: 5-July 08 From: Enschede/overijssel/Nederland Member No.: 5.426 |
QUOTE (OrganisedConfusion @ Oct 8 2008, 03:31 PM) I DON'T want pyramid schemes lol. This is just a joke really. I want a new guitar but I can't afford one. I don't need it but I wont be happy until I have 3 Parker guitars, 3 Caparison guitars and 3 Suhr guitars HOLY #$%^*!!!!!!!!! That's alot... I get 20 euros a month:(*Any tips on getting money quickly legally I get £1580 pound a month but it goes so quickly. Maybe I should cut down on the beer I drink. -------------------- Don't just play it. Feel it!
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Oct 8 2008, 03:55 PM
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GMC:er Group: Members Posts: 80 Joined: 3-July 07 Member No.: 2.235 |
sell a kidney
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