Are you a guest at GMC? Are you a GMC ex-member? Or heck are you a subscribing GMC member? And most importantly...
Are you funny?

Then this competition is for you! The prizes are an unlimited amount three-months free GMC access. Yes - that's right, the amount of entries will determine the amount of prizes distributed.

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How to win free GMC access:

Send a joke to have-fun@guitarmasterclass.net - it could be a text based joke, a youtube video, or whatever you can think of.

If your funny entry covers one (or more) of the following topics your chances of winning will increase dramatically:

* Anything GMC related

* Kris (me!), or my lessons at youtube, GMC or UG

* KMC Metal (Kris' and Marcus' band)

* Global warming or World peace

Please include your name, location and desired GMC password in the email - in case you should win.
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Quality entries will be published, as we get them, openly in the forum to entertain GMC (and the world).
Deadline estimation: In one month, October 1st. (Just in time for the cold and dark Scandinavian winter)

Winners will be announced in a separate thread.

I am looking forward to some entertaining entries,
-Kristofer

PS To get you in the right mood here is a picture of me trying to laugh:
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And here is a video where I am competing with an ostrich:
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hahahahaha, whatta funny idea! cant wait to see all the jokers!!! have fun mates!!!

btw: awesome pic Kris!!!

! Kris, that's awesome!!

I can't stop laughing! Looks like you won the race! Only Kris could beat an Ostrich!

Awesome idea, this competition will be real fun for sure!
Can't wait to see some entries

Yes I beat the Ostrich (I am glad we had the fence between us though - he thought I was competing for his females,but heck...Maria was behind the camera! )

Damn, you're pretty fast .

that Ostrich thing was crazy

great initiative about this competition, can't wait to see the videos

This should be cool! Another great idea man. Are pranks allowed? Clean of course..

Yes, he most certainly must have recognized that!

hmmm, 3 month membership...

Better start writing a script, find a camera, find a camera man, get my good suit and start analyzing John Cleese again.


Hmmm, Maybe I'm going to have to think about this.

I thought I was the only one around here who was nuts.

Great idea Kris, and i love that video... hilarius.. is it your own ostrich?

No unfortunately not - I would have food for ages if I owned one. Have you seen the size of their eggs?!

Amazing competition !!!!! LOVE IT !!! And great pic, for sure

I love this idea!!
And that ostrich video was just hilarious

hahaha cool

I think we already have our winner right here. the ostrich of course!

With no fence you could always stick your head in the sand to make all your troubles and enemies go away.
Uh... what if the ostrich were competing for your female and belived himself to be a winner??? Tough!!

Great thanks to your ''smiling'' pic I will have nightmares until next week...

Does sarcasm count for the competition?

Awesome competition

Very nice pic Kris

You can always hope Mr guitartube sits in the jury

Sure! Anything entertaining counts.

And sarcasm can be sooooo much fun.

Kris that vid was hilarious... a bit of advice to everyone though do not watch and drink at same time...

Great competition idea btw.

Haha, the ostrich one wins the internet

I'll definetly try to come up with something here ^^

Oh Rok - if you had filmed the water incident you could have won a prize!

Hmm who I am kidding you already have free access!

Best...........competition................idea................ever!

This will brighten up my days for sure

It would have been very funny actually.... my dog didn't think it was as he unfortunately wore the water but his reaction was priceless.

Could have been an honorable mention

Sorry I missed this one - yes pranks are allowed as long as nobody gets hurt!

Ok Kris this is a hell of a joke (Ostrich race!! ) I almost fell off my chair heheheheh
This is such a great competition , we'll have so much fun!!

the vid was hilarious, it was missing the "Benny Hill" music though (hopefully you know what I mean )

Cool idea for a competition! C`mon guests, makes us laugh!!

drinking water and watching might be a pain in the neck but drinking coffee and watching is insanely annoying.

Ah yes, I've got several people in mind...Might even be a few GMC'ers. MUHAHAHA!

Ok - we have got a first joke by Oxac:

Hehe, great idea, and I can perfectly imagine you were glad that there was this fence between you and the ostrich ^^

Too bad... I'm not funny...

Ok I have received yet something funny, this time from Zakk Wylde!

The video is freakin' funny, I laughed so hard

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Zakk-
This caption on the picture makes my day so much better, I needed that.
BTW, What a great pic Kris & a great idea adding this to the roster
I am normally a goofy smart ass but you'd never know because I never
touch on sarcasm in the forum. I am not sure who would laugh and who
would take it too serious.

I can't wait to read all the jokes

I bring you the newest member of KMC Metal,Click to view attachment Myron The Bass Playing Ostrich.

We already seeing some great stuff!! Thanks!

Here are some pictures which I received via email - by Michal Pachali.

"this trip was a bad idea..."

This competition is awesome idea, great stuff so far

I'm gonna upload a pic I edited... Can you tell the difference from the original?

My entry

Great Idea Kris.
Thanks for uploading my pictures

I can't

wow, that bird run was awesome.

HAHAHAHA That was a hilarious video Kris!
Great idea btw:)
Yes! Ostrich eggs are huge.

I can't decide which one I like best so far - I am leaning towards Andrew's I think!!

Here is an awesome pic from Alex Ottesen in Norway:
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And here is a picture slide from Skennington - keep them coming!!
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