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Kristofer Dahl
Are you a guest at GMC? Are you a GMC ex-member? Or heck are you a subscribing GMC member? And most importantly...
Are you funny?

Then this competition is for you! The prizes are an unlimited amount three-months free GMC access. Yes - that's right, the amount of entries will determine the amount of prizes distributed.

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How to win free GMC access:

Send a joke to have-fun@guitarmasterclass.net - it could be a text based joke, a youtube video, or whatever you can think of.

If your funny entry covers one (or more) of the following topics your chances of winning will increase dramatically:

* Anything GMC related

* Kris (me!), or my lessons at youtube, GMC or UG

* KMC Metal (Kris' and Marcus' band)

* Global warming or World peace

Please include your name, location and desired GMC password in the email - in case you should win.
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Quality entries will be published, as we get them, openly in the forum to entertain GMC (and the world).
Deadline estimation: In one month, October 1st. (Just in time for the cold and dark Scandinavian winter)

Winners will be announced in a separate thread.

I am looking forward to some entertaining entries,
-Kristofer

PS To get you in the right mood here is a picture of me trying to laugh:
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And here is a video where I am competing with an ostrich:
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Lian Gerbino
hahahahaha, whatta funny idea! cant wait to see all the jokers!!! have fun mates!!! biggrin.gif

btw: awesome pic Kris!!!
Jeff
laugh.gif ! Kris, that's awesome!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

I can't stop laughing! Looks like you won the race! Only Kris could beat an Ostrich! laugh.gif
Fran
Awesome idea, this competition will be real fun for sure!
Can't wait to see some entries laugh.gif
Kristofer Dahl
laugh.gif laugh.gif Yes I beat the Ostrich (I am glad we had the fence between us though - he thought I was competing for his females,but heck...Maria was behind the camera! biggrin.gif )
Kuba Szafran
Damn, you're pretty fast wink.gif.
Ivan Milenkovic
laugh.gif that Ostrich thing was crazy laugh.gif

great initiative about this competition, can't wait to see the videos biggrin.gif
skennington
laugh.gif This should be cool! Another great idea man. Are pranks allowed? Clean of course.. smile.gif
Jeff
QUOTE (Kristofer Dahl @ Aug 28 2008, 03:00 PM) *
but heck...Maria was behind the camera! biggrin.gif )


Yes, he most certainly must have recognized that! laugh.gif
JeroenKole
hmmm, 3 month membership...

Better start writing a script, find a camera, find a camera man, get my good suit and start analyzing John Cleese again.


Hmmm, Maybe I'm going to have to think about this.
fkalich
I thought I was the only one around here who was nuts.
Siggum
Great idea Kris, and i love that video... hilarius.. is it your own ostrich?
Kristofer Dahl
QUOTE (Siggum @ Aug 28 2008, 10:19 PM) *
Great idea Kris, and i love that video... hilarius.. is it your own ostrich?


No unfortunately not - I would have food for ages if I owned one. Have you seen the size of their eggs?!

Juan M. Valero
Amazing competition !!!!! LOVE IT !!! And great pic, for sure wink.gif
Marcus Lavendell
I love this idea!!
And that ostrich video was just hilarious laugh.gif laugh.gif
Emir Hot
QUOTE (Juan M. Valero @ Aug 28 2008, 09:27 PM) *
Amazing competition !!!!! LOVE IT !!! And great pic, for sure wink.gif



hahaha cool
MickeM
QUOTE (Kristofer Dahl @ Aug 28 2008, 10:00 PM) *
laugh.gif laugh.gif Yes I beat the Ostrich (I am glad we had the fence between us though - he thought I was competing for his females,but heck...Maria was behind the camera! biggrin.gif )

laugh.gif I think we already have our winner right here. biggrin.gif the ostrich of course!

With no fence you could always stick your head in the sand to make all your troubles and enemies go away.
Uh... what if the ostrich were competing for your female and belived himself to be a winner??? ohmy.gif Tough!!
ZakkWylde
Great thanks to your ''smiling'' pic I will have nightmares until next week...

Does sarcasm count for the competition?
audiopaal
Awesome competition biggrin.gif

Very nice pic Kris laugh.gif
MickeM
QUOTE (ZakkWylde @ Aug 28 2008, 10:34 PM) *
Great thanks to your ''smiling'' pic I will have nightmares until next week...

Does sarcasm count for the competition?

You can always hope Mr guitartube sits in the jury biggrin.gif
Kristofer Dahl
QUOTE (ZakkWylde @ Aug 28 2008, 10:34 PM) *
Great thanks to your ''smiling'' pic I will have nightmares until next week...

Does sarcasm count for the competition?


Sure! Anything entertaining counts.

And sarcasm can be sooooo much fun. mellow.gif

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rokchik
Kris that vid was hilarious... a bit of advice to everyone though do not watch and drink at same time...

Great competition idea btw.
Canis
Haha, the ostrich one wins the internet tongue.gif

I'll definetly try to come up with something here ^^
Kristofer Dahl
QUOTE (rokchik @ Aug 28 2008, 11:37 PM) *
Kris that vid was hilarious... a bit of advice to everyone though do not watch and drink at same time...


Oh Rok - if you had filmed the water incident you could have won a prize!

Hmm who I am kidding you already have free access!
DeepRoots
Best...........competition................idea................ever!

This will brighten up my days for sure biggrin.gif
rokchik
QUOTE (Kristofer Dahl @ Aug 28 2008, 06:42 PM) *
Oh Rok - if you had filmed the water incident you could have won a prize!

Hmm who I am kidding you already have free access!


It would have been very funny actually.... my dog didn't think it was as he unfortunately wore the water but his reaction was priceless.

Could have been an honorable mention wink.gif
Kristofer Dahl
QUOTE (skennington @ Aug 28 2008, 10:09 PM) *
laugh.gif This should be cool! Another great idea man. Are pranks allowed? Clean of course.. smile.gif


Sorry I missed this one - yes pranks are allowed as long as nobody gets hurt! wink.gif
Bogdan Radovic
Ok Kris this is a hell of a joke (Ostrich race!! ) smile.gif I almost fell off my chair smile.gif heheheheh
This is such a great competition , we'll have so much fun!! smile.gif
Chris Evans
laugh.gif the vid was hilarious, it was missing the "Benny Hill" music though laugh.gif (hopefully you know what I mean smile.gif )

Cool idea for a competition! C`mon guests, makes us laugh!! biggrin.gif
Oxac
drinking water and watching might be a pain in the neck but drinking coffee and watching is insanely annoying.
skennington
QUOTE (Kristofer Dahl @ Aug 28 2008, 06:10 PM) *
Sorry I missed this one - yes pranks are allowed as long as nobody gets hurt! wink.gif



Ah yes, I've got several people in mind...Might even be a few GMC'ers. ph34r.gif MUHAHAHA! laugh.gif
Kristofer Dahl
Ok - we have got a first joke by Oxac:

QUOTE
So... When you wake up early in the morning and the sun don't shine. You
turn on the computer and find out that the server is down, the pessimist
would then react like; Oh my god NOO!!! It cannot get any worse than this,
but the optimist on the other hand would say, of course it can.

The Guitar was hovering above Kris' chest in the exact same way as a brick
wouldn't

What's better than two woodchopping lumberjacks? Two metalchopping swedish
guitarists.

If Kris would have been a lumberjack he would probably have built an
entire empire by now.

"Swedish" Livet är underbart när underlivet är bart "Robert Gustavsson"

Quotes: I'm not as think as you drunk that I am "John Squire"


// Oxac
Marcus Siepen
Hehe, great idea, and I can perfectly imagine you were glad that there was this fence between you and the ostrich ^^
Capt.Z
Too bad... I'm not funny... wink.gif
Kristofer Dahl
Ok I have received yet something funny, this time from Zakk Wylde! biggrin.gif

kyldeee
The video is freakin' funny, I laughed so hard biggrin.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif
Jeff
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Henry Dietzel
QUOTE (Kristofer Dahl @ Aug 29 2008, 09:34 AM) *
Ok I have received yet something funny, this time from Zakk Wylde! biggrin.gif

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Zakk-
This caption on the picture makes my day so much better, I needed that.
BTW, What a great pic Kris & a great idea adding this to the roster biggrin.gif
I am normally a goofy smart ass but you'd never know because I never
touch on sarcasm in the forum. I am not sure who would laugh and who
would take it too serious.

I can't wait to read all the jokes wink.gif
Pitch_Black
I bring you the newest member of KMC Metal,Click to view attachment Myron The Bass Playing Ostrich.
Kristofer Dahl
We already seeing some great stuff!! biggrin.gif Thanks! biggrin.gif

Here are some pictures which I received via email - by Michal Pachali.
Ivan Milenkovic
laugh.gif laugh.gif "this trip was a bad idea..." laugh.gif laugh.gif

This competition is awesome idea, great stuff so far biggrin.gif
Oxac
I'm gonna upload a pic I edited... Can you tell the difference from the original?
Andrew Cockburn
My entry smile.gif
Ivan Milenkovic
QUOTE (Andrew Cockburn @ Aug 29 2008, 08:23 PM) *
My entry smile.gif


laugh.gif laugh.gif
Skalde
Great Idea Kris.
Thanks for uploading my pictures laugh.gif
Marcus Lavendell
QUOTE (Andrew Cockburn @ Aug 29 2008, 08:23 PM) *
My entry smile.gif

laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
Vinod Saranga
QUOTE (Oxac @ Aug 29 2008, 11:45 PM) *
I'm gonna upload a pic I edited... Can you tell the difference from the original?


I can't laugh.gif laugh.gif
kjutte
wow, that bird run was awesome.
Ian Bushell
HAHAHAHA That was a hilarious video Kris!
Great idea btw:)
Yes! Ostrich eggs are huge.
Kristofer Dahl
laugh.gif laugh.gif I can't decide which one I like best so far - I am leaning towards Andrew's I think!! laugh.gif

Here is an awesome pic from Alex Ottesen in Norway:
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And here is a picture slide from Skennington - keep them coming!! laugh.gif
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