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Very good lesson!
Pavel21st February 2007Oh my God, Kris! What kind of lyrics are those??? hahahahahahaha can't stop laughing! You want to scare everyone at GMC?? ![]()
Drakett21st February 2007that is a cool song but the lyrics ...
Kristofer Dahl21st February 2007haha yes why not scare people a little - it's a bout time I show the REAL me...!
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Kristofer Dahl21st February 2007I also want to add that I find it slightly annoying that our backing track player doesn't have a scrolling option. That is why we have hired a flash expert to do a costum video/audio player for gmc - with some neat and useful extra features...stay tuned! ![]()
Guitar Master12321st February 2007...AND HERE IT IS MY COLLECTION OF SINS!
DIG ME A HOLE...
Excellent!
radarlove198421st February 2007Classic!
Those were the best lyrics I've heard since the days of Spinal Tap!
Ben C22nd February 2007That is one awesome intro riff!
VinceG22nd February 2007Kris you should look up the band Alabama Thunderpussy because your vocals and guitar stuff sounds like them, its not a bad thing because your riffs and wah use sounds southern metal-esq. Great one.
adam130222nd February 2007nice song.
The Dane22nd February 2007Have you polished your guitar? It looks more shiny than usual...
Ikaros23rd February 2007My b***s hurt all of a sudden...
Kristofer Dahl23rd February 2007No polishing... it might have to do with the video editing...
Guys (and girls) don't try this at home!!
Codyrg24th February 2007But, but...then how are we supposed to learn
I kid, I kid
Great Stuff!
Kristofer Dahl24th February 2007Codyrg: You may only practice in the woods where you can dig big holes....
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The riff and guitars really remind me of "Anything goes" by Guns n roses.
Check it out, mayby around 30 -40 sec. into the song
Leon25th February 2007Isn´t there a solo lesson for this song to? would love to be able to play that!
gardner25th February 2007this riff also reminds me of the riffs in welcome to the jungle.. so its so great because i want to learn how to play that stuff
bricktop26th February 2007Did you watch Spinal Tap recently or something?!!
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Kristofer Dahl26th February 2007bricktop: No I haven't yet... perhaps you can post a youtube link in the analysis board so I can get an impression of them...?
mattacuk3rd March 2007This is my faveiroute of all your work Kris, i listen to this one over and over!!! gotta love the facial expresions ;O)
Kristofer Dahl3rd March 2007Haha thanks a lot - glad to hear that!
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Stevie-Ray-Vaughn4th March 2007is there gonna be a lesson for the solo?
Kristofer Dahl5th March 2007SRV: Yes, coming up this week!
The Uncreator6th March 2007This song kicks ass, love the solo, learning it now
Great Job
stratman338th March 2007funny lyrics lol ![]()
stevenq13th March 2007That sucked.and the lyrics...Not respectable. Good guitar playing.
Chooch14th March 2007I love this song! Great job as usual, Kris.
BalysLTU28th March 2007THIS IS ******* AWESOME I love this lesson! Thanks so much Kris!
betschart2nd April 2007LoL...digging the riff and the solo...Kris, what would you say if this was my first gig song? ![]()
lefty012nd April 2007Hi. I wanna say you give great lesson..lol.
I see you use your index and pinky, when playing power chords. I see most others use the index and ring. Any reason for this?
Kristofer Dahl10th April 2007betschart: I'd say awesome!!
was it?
lefty: I find it more comfortable, especially when standing!
lefty0111th April 2007Thanks. I tend to do that too...feels better. I just wanted some input as to if I was doing it correctly. Thanks!
Quickdraw6th May 2007I didn't see you move your leg at all and you used a wah during the solo... howd u do that?
David Thompson8th May 2007thats one of those songs that I couldn't even focus on the guitar as hard as I tried...
Kris, you're crazy.
Hemlok20th May 2007i was singing this song all day at work after i heard it the first time
its a really good song.
thankya muchly
Tweets0676th June 2007Funny..just too funny!
great now the song is in my head and i don't even have those things since i'm a gal. lol.
I love how it's all broke down.
I think i will be able to play it and amaze
my friends!
Kristofer Dahl6th June 2007Tweets067:
I am very glad to hear that - keep practicing!
Kris
zubeh14th June 2007Great song, the singing was awesome and it took me awhile to realize that it was you. I love the guitar part and can't wait to attempt the song.
Great lesson!!
guitardudenr126th June 2007NICE! i realy like this ! so much!! omg u freaking ROCK kris!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG NICE
Granium28th June 2007very funny, really like your solo, out of interest or maybe lack of i dont know by now, whats that thing in front of the mic for? distill your voice or something.
Bill
Andrew Cockburn28th June 2007
Smikey200628th June 2007Professional vocalists like Kris.. haha i love this one great facial expressions ![]()
Kristofer Dahl28th June 2007hehe! Yes the pop shield was my last desperate attempt to become a professional singer! ![]()
xSK8ANx10th August 2007great, just what I need to get my riffing going.. I´ve only been playing for a year and been consentrating on exercises, scales and theory.. so I´m way behind on the riffing part;)
ThanX for this amazing lesson site:)
Rock on!!
Kjetil
Victafor19th August 2007i luv this song sooo much i learned it cause its just the best
rockownz22nd August 2007Omg that was so great!!! I love that lesson! ![]()
jammer916th September 2007GMC's ONLY P.u.N.k Rock lesson...
Whats with the lyrics though?
Cant wait for more punk rock lessons...
jammer916th September 2007love the end riff in vid 2... Rancid style. When can you make more punk lessons?
Ben Howell18th September 2007I never knew you had it in you Kris-i should have guessed your crazyness from the Mian page welcome video!
Kristofer Dahl19th September 2007Well Ben - now you know that I am insane!
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Kai Muehlenbruch18th September 2007BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA
NOW WHAT IS THIS!``!!`!!??!?!?!!??!!??!?! *ROFL*
IT ROCKS LIKE SH... AWESOME...
Kris, now you scared me...I somehow realize our humor gets along almost to close...DAMN ![]()
BURRY ALL YOUR GENITALS PAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA !!!
i can´t stand it HAHAHAHHAHAHA:D
Lol, Awesome!!
krudtaa7th October 2007ha ha dude. pretty cool lesson.
Aviv Levi25th October 2007OMFG, Soooo crazy and yet sooooo AWESOME!
Xranthoius11th November 2007omfg kris the beginnign is so sexy!!
Grimjoura12th November 2007Very nice lesson Kris,
it reminded me of my fan-times of the Plasmatics (may you kow Wendy `O Williams)some years ago...
Sound like this have me me JOIN GMC.
THX a lot, Kris!!!
quebrado28th November 2007mycket bra solo kris, helsen Norge;)
(i hope that was good swedish....) and nice song aswell, by the way(Bra sang forresten;)
-Oskar
How long did it take to come up with those lyrics? HaHa Bury all my genitals????? NIce solo
Tomy Jeon28th December 2007The lyrics!!!
Good song though.
Geir_Javelyn19th January 2008Hahaha Awesome cool singing !
keep it rocking cris !!!
Nice solo there .
mick33rd February 2008Cool song love the solo, that is the best solo I ever herd.
Kristofer Dahl3rd February 2008Thans mick for for the kind words about the solo and Geir for the kind words about the singing! ![]()
This is fantastic!!!!
Carlos Carrillo20th February 2008Fantastic!!
Mem24th February 2008Haha!!! loving this ! been stuck in my head for days lol i just hope i dont accidently sing it out loud in front of my parents :\ haha
Alejandro Pinero3rd March 2008good song man!!
Kristofer Dahl3rd March 2008Thanks alot guys for the comments - it makes very happy! ![]()
Jasone7th March 2008Hmm drugs are bad mmkay right on kris
ngqu28th March 2008dude! im using my dads account and im under 13! what kinda lyrics are those?!!![]()
ngqu29th March 2008i can't believe i can play this ive only been playing for 8 months and this lesson was the one of the best.
Canis6th April 2008Haha, I love this song. Very inspiring
You might be the next Wierd Al, Kris ![]()
steve2520th April 2008lol Kris did you drop your pick in the solo by accident? ![]()
Lian Gerbino6th May 2008cooooollllllllll man!!!!
Casper22nd May 2008hahah awesome!
fatb0t22nd May 2008awesome song, stick to guitar though dude hahah
whammysam28th May 2008ha ha ha.. THIS IS SPINAL TAP (spoof british rock band) would very much enjoy this song.
Young Guitarist15th June 2008Now this is new, Nice voice! ![]()
Young Guitarist15th June 2008SUPER LOL AT 2:07! - 02:20
Young Guitarist15th June 200802:05 i meant, sry, hahahaha! Kris you are freaking awesome!
Chokehold27th July 2008haha best song ever ![]()
kaznie_NL10th September 2008the intro riff is so catcing I wanna know it!!
bamba232nd October 2008WHAT THE ****
haha cool song
more dist could be cool
Alexiaden936th May 2009Wow ! You have a really cool voice, Kristofer ! Very nice guitar and lyrics ! ![]()
Dylan Yzewin24th May 2009HHAHA xD cool song
Karl-ss30th May 2009dude! im so gonna freaking cover it as a crossover thrash song.... I just need to backingtracks xD
Keilnoth21st June 2009Ahah, just discovered this song. It is awesome! ![]()
Eivind28th June 2009im almost scared:P now i knew how to scare my dad:)
Ivan Zecic11th July 2009This was definitely the craziest lesson I've ever seen!!! XD
clondeimbecil8th August 2009GREAT SONG.
thefireball19th May 2010I'm surprised the lyrics don't go against GMC rules and regulations.
Adrian Figallo29th August 2011OH YEAH, this is my favorite from kris ![]()
MonkeyDAthos29th August 2011YERHHHHH m/



