I try not to make to many jokes- which is about 95% of what comes out of my mouth usually but i find that older generation's sense of humour aren't quite as dry or tuned to irony as mine is. Just be prepared to go through the "what do you want to do when you're older" conversation.

A few tips though:

-Don't steal their silverware
-Don't claim the remote control insisting that you are a guest and therefore are calling all the shots
-Offensive t-shirts should be toned down slightly- don't go further than the classic "Voting is for old people" shirt
-If they offer to drive you home, always accept politley- but never criticize their driving
-Don't turn up there, say hello, then spend hours locked away with their daughter..they won't like that much
-Though walking through their house with muddy shoes may seem funny at first- it does lead a very obvious trail to where you are hiding
-Only turn up with wine for the meal if you are prepared to share it

That's all i can think of at the moment...but remember- if all else fails and they don't like you..then they will insist their daughter should never see you again....making you the "forbidden fruit" (you should then proceed to write them a thank you note as things will then be even better with your girlfriend)

Good luck

I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE

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What's a girlfriend? Where can i download one from?

HAHAHAHAHAH those 3 posts just killed me!!!!! So funnyyyyyy

What's a girlfriend? Where can i download one from?

Well today I am meeting my girlfriends parents I really am only meeting her dad I think. I have met her mom before and she likes me but I havent really like sat in a room with her mom and just talked to them. It's weird because I am really excited as well as being incredibly nervous. Any tips because this will be a long scary day.

-Don't steal their silverware
-Don't claim the remote control insisting that you are a guest and therefore are calling all the shots
-Offensive t-shirts should be toned down slightly- don't go further than the classic "Voting is for old people" shirt
-If they offer to drive you home, always accept politley- but never criticize their driving
-Don't turn up there, say hello, then spend hours locked away with their daughter..they won't like that much
-Though walking through their house with muddy shoes may seem funny at first- it does lead a very obvious trail to where you are hiding
-Only turn up with wine for the meal if you are prepared to share it

o ohhhh, Trey might have got the shotgun.

Hope this is helpful for you
Be prepared for strange questions:

Ok, seriously...sometimes my daughters would bring guys over and my wife and I would have fun playing a rapid-fire round of questioning.

One of the questions we asked was, "Do you have any children?"

If you answer, "Not that I know of", you have FAILED!

FAILED! Stand up and leave the house immediately.

o ohhhh, Trey might have got the shotgun.

Hope this is helpful for you
Be prepared for strange questions: