I just came home from a gig with my band. We were playing with an awesome death metal band called Hordes.

Anyway, the stage was almost at ground level, we were standing amongst the audience and when we were playing there was this old woman in her 50's showing her freakin boobs to us under the whole concert! It was soooo disgusting, but funny! She was walking up to the stage several times, but our vocalist kicked her in the ass and down from the stage 3-4 times What kinda sucked for the vocalist was that the microphone was almost inside the audience, and that ugly old woman were standing right where the mic was! So when our vocalist were singing she kinda pressed her boobs against him hahaha! She also tried to grab my balls, luckily she didnt even get close. The audience was laughing like hell and so did we.
After the concert when we were packing down our stuff and talking to people, she came up to us and was all like "Omg how old are you guys??" etc., and she also said "I'm just gonna show my boobs to you guys one more time before I go home" hahahah, the other band, the crew people and the audience were laughing so freakin hard! I'm still laughing while typing this hahhaha It was so funny, we were all laughing and joking about it afterwards. "Shes 50 years too late" I'm pretty sure she wasn't only on alcohol...


About 3 years earlier on one of our first gigs, the same woman were trying to kiss our bassist I instantly recognized her today before the gig and thought "omg... "


We arent lucky with getting groupies... Any other GMC'ers got some funny stories?

Yeah, I get that all the time and I am not even in a band. ;-) Too funny!

Me too friday night gig without the old women!! i had fun!

Hahah nothing exactly like that. Bunch of Girls kept slapping my singers ass during a song and his gf was watching and she got uber pissed but thats the only gig stories for me haha. no Creepy old ladies for us

As funny as this is, i dont know if andrew or kris will find this appropriate, better be careful

Funny story though.

First time I ever played in front of a group of people, me and my friend were playing the solo to Fade to Black at a school concert, switching on and off from lead to rhythm because neither of us wanted to step down fully.

So I get to the part where its speed peaks, and I'm walking around, and I accidentally trip over my friends amp backwards. Little did I know, the amp was right on the edge of the stage.

My guitar got away without a scratch, I (and maybe some audience members) got away with a concussion. I also had to buy my friend a new amp.

This post has been edited by Ayen: Aug 18 2007, 01:40 PM

oh that must have been embarresing

LOL I don't know what to say LOL Jävligt urflippat kul haha

Well, you're lucky!

I just hope she dont show up on other gigs, god damn >_<

cant beat 50 years of experience

lol lol

Be careful Robin....She could still be watching you......

Maybe shes stalking me!

Indeed.

Hahaha! Priceless, Robin!
At least it was boobs swingin. Could've been worse

BTW Robin. My wife is in Norway now. Oh. Wait a minute...

LOL

And Robin, if this happens when you the same age of Keith Richards, if you're still gigging, you will appreciate it!

I certainly will!

I dont know, wont that lady be like 100 by then!!

Well at least she was only 47 then .