15 Reaons Why Guitars Are Better Than Girlfriends |
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15 Reaons Why Guitars Are Better Than Girlfriends |
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Jun 29 2007, 03:55 PM |
Stolen from: http://ultimate-guitar.com/columns/junkyar...irlfriends.html
01. Girls dump you. A guitar will always be there when you get home. 02. A guitar's minimum requirement is an amp. A girl's minimum requirement is shoes, clothes, makeup, a mirror, magazines, more shoes and a tiny handbag. And that's every week! 03. You'll never turn on a girl as fast as you can turn on an amp. 04. If your guitar sounds crap, you can tune it. If your girl talks crap you're stuck with her. 05. Guitar's, unlike girls, have volume control which goes all the way down. 06. If you play your guitar crap, it tells you its crap. It doesn't lie and pretend you did it right when you didn't! 07. Two girls at once is hard to come by. Double kneck guitars are not. 08. Your guitar makes a sound only when you want it to. 09. Nobody cares when you dump your old, out of date guitar for a new, younger model. In fact it's encouraged. 10. With a guitar, you can copy tunes from other songs. With a girl, try telling her you're copying some moves from an ex and she'll throw you out. 11. Your guitar doesn't refuse to let you play it once a month. 12. Your guitar will never find out if you've been playing another guitar behind its back. 13. You don't have to get guitars drunk before using them. 14. You can stare at a guitar all you like, but stare at a girl too long and you'll end up in an immense amount of pain. 15. Watching other people play the guitar is entertaining. Watching other people do it is just sick! |
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Jun 29 2007, 04:01 PM |
Indeed
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Jun 29 2007, 08:37 PM |
Lol. Im guessing your having girl troubles ?
Funny- John -------------------- Join Me On the Lyrics Board !
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Jun 29 2007, 08:48 PM |
(pstt...i dont think the ladies of GMC will approve this.... hehe... I was thinking the same thing! |
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Jun 29 2007, 09:13 PM |
Hahahaha awesome! But i am SURE girls at GMC are not gonna like it!
-------------------- "It isn't how many years you have been playing, it's how many hours." -- Prashant Aswani "PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE!" -- Michael Angelo Batio Check out my video lessons and instructor board! |
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Jun 29 2007, 09:51 PM
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Hahahaha awesome! But i am SURE girls at GMC are not gonna like it! hehe! its just a matter of time! -------------------- Playing Guitar Since: December 2006 |
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Jun 29 2007, 10:29 PM |
yea, guitar girls are amazing, but very hard to find. Specially the ones who are very serious about guitar. I hope i can find the perfect one someday What about this one: https://www.youtube.com/nascream79 I'm sure she's the same age as some of you guys! |
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Jun 29 2007, 10:52 PM |
What about this one: https://www.youtube.com/nascream79 I'm sure she's the same age as some of you guys! Haha! great -------------------- "Fact is, nothing in the world bores me more than gear...If I played thru your rig, I would still sound like me. Van Halen would sound like Van Halen. Brian May...etc. Very early in my career I decided to focus on creating music and not being a guitar tech. Being a good guitar tech is a very different and extremely difficult job, so why not leave it to a pro?"
Marty Friedman - Guitars: ESP LTD viper-500, a fake strat and an acoustic guitar( dont know the brand) Amp: Randall RX20R Effects: Boss mt 2 distortion pedal, Line 6 pod floor plus |
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Jun 29 2007, 11:30 PM |
Funny Funny!
First thing im gonna do now is show my girlfriend this list! |
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Jun 30 2007, 12:46 AM |
yea, thanks for sharing it with us. i know that the ladies are gonna take action against this All 3 of them!!! |
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