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Pi38 View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 04:06 PM
May 14 2008, 04:06 PM	GMC:er Posts: 576 Joined: 30-January 08 From: United States	This is a topic for everyone to share their lame jokes. Everyone has at least one that gives you a weak little chuckle. I'll start. This one my brother came up with: Why did the ducks have convention for their friend? Because he was addicted to "quack". Like crack, but instead quack! weak laugh You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

Old School Rocke... Old School Rocker View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 04:39 PM
May 14 2008, 04:39 PM	GMC:er Posts: 137 Joined: 11-February 08 From: Burnaby, BC	QUOTE (Pi38 @ May 14 2008, 08:06 AM) This is a topic for everyone to share their lame jokes. Everyone has at least one that gives you a weak little chuckle. I'll start. This one my brother came up with: Why did the ducks have convention for their friend? Because he was addicted to "quack". Like crack, but instead quack! weak laugh Wow that really was a lame joke but i dont know if this idea will work, because for me at least i tend to forget lame jokes within 10 mins. so i dont have any to contribute. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

Pi38 View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 04:42 PM
May 14 2008, 04:42 PM	GMC:er Posts: 576 Joined: 30-January 08 From: United States	Well, I guess it makes sense that you would forget lame jokes because, well, they're lame. Maybe not the best thread to start. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

Trond Vold View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 05:11 PM
May 14 2008, 05:11 PM	Instructor Posts: 3.497 Joined: 16-February 08 From: Norge!	Hah I got one: Where to sith lords go to shop? .... at Darth Ma(u)ll You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Guitars: Schecter Stiletto Classic, Jackson SLSMG, Ibanez RG-380 Japan, Gibson Les Paul Studio Amp: Marshall JMP-1 -> Rocktron Velocity 100 -> Marshall JCM-900 Lead 4x12 FX and stomps: T.C Electronics G-Sharp, Korg SDD-1200, Emma Transmorgrifier, BYOC Tribooster, GGG Green Ringer, Dinosaur Overdrive, Voodoo Lab SuperFuzz, Sovtek Bassballs, Line6 Tap Tremolo, EHX Screaming Bird. ___________________________________________________ My Lessons! My Instructor Board! My Myspace!

Pi38 View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 05:12 PM
May 14 2008, 05:12 PM	GMC:er Posts: 576 Joined: 30-January 08 From: United States	Now that one is classic! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

Mark. View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 05:41 PM
May 14 2008, 05:41 PM	GMC:er Posts: 847 Joined: 8-January 08	It's BIG and YELLOW, and if it hits you in your eye your dead ! A TRAIN! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

Pi38 View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 05:46 PM
May 14 2008, 05:46 PM	GMC:er Posts: 576 Joined: 30-January 08 From: United States	You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

Ivan Milenkovic View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 09:46 PM
May 14 2008, 09:46 PM	Instructor Posts: 25.396 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Belgrade, Serbia	What's that small and dangerous sitting on a branch of a tree? Sparrow with a sniper rifle. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by Ivan Milenkovic: May 14 2008, 09:47 PM -------------------- - Ivan's Video Chat Lesson Notes HERE - Check out my GMC Profile and Lessons - (Please subscribe to my) YouTube Official Channel - Let's be connected through ! Facebook! :)

DeepRoots View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 09:56 PM
May 14 2008, 09:56 PM	Get to da Chopper! Posts: 2.700 Joined: 18-March 07 From: South Wales, UK	Well you want lame? You got it What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunderware You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

bladzerok View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 10:03 PM
May 14 2008, 10:03 PM	Learning Guitar Hero Posts: 355 Joined: 25-January 08	QUOTE (DeepRoots @ May 14 2008, 04:56 PM) Well you want lame? You got it What do clouds wear under their clothes? Thunderware dude...... that was damn funny You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- My gears are: guitars: -simon and patrick accoustic guitar -ovation accoustic guitar -Ibanez S320 electric guitar -Ibanez RG7321 electric guitar amp: -Peavey valveking 112 effects: -Boss SD-1 -Dunlop crybaby from hell -Boss GE-7 7-Band Equaliser -Boss NS-2 Noise Supressor

Pi38 View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 10:07 PM
May 14 2008, 10:07 PM	GMC:er Posts: 576 Joined: 30-January 08 From: United States	We're actually getting some good jokes out of this! Great ones, Ivan and DeepRoots. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

DeepRoots View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 10:10 PM
May 14 2008, 10:10 PM	Get to da Chopper! Posts: 2.700 Joined: 18-March 07 From: South Wales, UK	What insect is good at math? An account-ant. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

Trond Vold View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 10:10 PM
May 14 2008, 10:10 PM	Instructor Posts: 3.497 Joined: 16-February 08 From: Norge!	Haha! The thunderware one was brilliant You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by Trond Vold: May 14 2008, 10:11 PM -------------------- Guitars: Schecter Stiletto Classic, Jackson SLSMG, Ibanez RG-380 Japan, Gibson Les Paul Studio Amp: Marshall JMP-1 -> Rocktron Velocity 100 -> Marshall JCM-900 Lead 4x12 FX and stomps: T.C Electronics G-Sharp, Korg SDD-1200, Emma Transmorgrifier, BYOC Tribooster, GGG Green Ringer, Dinosaur Overdrive, Voodoo Lab SuperFuzz, Sovtek Bassballs, Line6 Tap Tremolo, EHX Screaming Bird. ___________________________________________________ My Lessons! My Instructor Board! My Myspace!

chast View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 10:13 PM
May 14 2008, 10:13 PM	Learning Roadie Posts: 807 Joined: 20-July 07 From: Germany	I love lame jokes Some more please I only know german ones and can't translate them with the right sense :/ You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- "They play it extremely fast, it doesn't make any sense, but it's Slayer so it makes a lot of sense" :)

Nemanja Filipovi... Nemanja Filipovic View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 10:15 PM
May 14 2008, 10:15 PM	Singing Instructor Posts: 3.391 Joined: 23-January 08	I know that Chuck is every where but this one is my favorite, "Chuck Norris ones hit a man in a soul" You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Check out my video lessons and instructor board! Participate im my new Crazy Blues Collaboration

DeepRoots View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 10:18 PM
May 14 2008, 10:18 PM	Get to da Chopper! Posts: 2.700 Joined: 18-March 07 From: South Wales, UK	What did the snowman say to the other snowman? "Do you smell carrot?" You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

Stevie-Ray-Vaugh... Stevie-Ray-Vaughn View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 10:28 PM
May 14 2008, 10:28 PM	Learning Rock Star Posts: 1.119 Joined: 23-December 06 From: Canada!	What do you call a boy with one foot in the door? Justin (Just in) You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- But still I want answers, what's the point, what does all this mean?

Hisham Al-Sanea View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 10:36 PM
May 14 2008, 10:36 PM	Instructor Posts: 4.085 Joined: 19-October 07 From: middle east / lebanon	five different things between the 2 pictures can you know it ? You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Attached image(s) -------------------- email me *my video lessons* *instructor board*

Siggum View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 10:45 PM
May 14 2008, 10:45 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.228 Joined: 3-January 08 From: Denmark	QUOTE (Hisham Al-Sanea @ May 14 2008, 11:36 PM) five different things between the 2 pictures can you know it ? Cant find the last You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- It dont mean a thing if it aint got that swing

Hisham Al-Sanea View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 10:50 PM
May 14 2008, 10:50 PM	Instructor Posts: 4.085 Joined: 19-October 07 From: middle east / lebanon	@ sigumm the 4 different things is right still 1 more i will give 3 days for answer You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- email me *my video lessons* *instructor board*

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