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Posted by: Nighthawk Jul 25 2008, 08:42 PM

If you wanna have a laugh you could peep in here... http://www.ducksdeluxe.com/jokes.html do you also have some great musicians joke you'd like to share?Then post it here !!!What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend ?
Homeless ..

Posted by: Matt23 Jul 25 2008, 08:55 PM

Thanks for the link. My sister emailed me a whole page of guitarist jokes once. They were actually quite funny even though tey insulted me.

Posted by: Nighthawk Jul 25 2008, 09:09 PM

C'mon you have to be able to laugh at your self as well ! Sometimes there is also something true in it for example...How do guitarist normally greet each other ?..."Hi there, I am better than you!" Maybe you could post some of your list you liked most...?!?


Q - What do a cup of coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?
A - They both suck without Cream

gooood one

Posted by: Henry Dietzel Jul 25 2008, 09:32 PM

At one point or another I'm sure this applied to many of us!!! Even on more than one occasion for some

Posted by: Ctodd Jul 25 2008, 10:07 PM

heheheh

"Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!"
"Now Johnny, you can't do both!"

Posted by: stickyfingers Jul 25 2008, 10:25 PM

hehe, that's a good one. ask my girlfriend if she laughs ;D

Posted by: Canis Jul 25 2008, 10:28 PM

Haha:

Musical Terms Misunderstood by Country-Western Musicians:

Arpeggio -- "Ain't he that storybook kid with the big nose that grows?"

Bass -- The things you run around in softball

Relative Major -- An uncle in the Marine Corps

Relative Minor -- A girlfriend

Treble -- Women ain't nothin' but

Tuba -- A compound word: "Hey, woman! Fetch me another tuba Bryll Cream!"

Major Scale -- What you say after chasing wild game up a mountain: "Darn! That was a major scale!"

Time Signature -- What you need from your boss if you forget to clock in

Tempo -- Good choice for a used car

Posted by: Matt23 Jul 25 2008, 10:38 PM

Yes i know this is a big post so iv made the text a bit smaller.

What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of his mouth?
The stage is level.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better.
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How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Give him some sheet music.
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What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common.
Both suck when you plug them in.
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How do you make a bass player turn down the volume?
Put a chart in front of him.
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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
None--they just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
Counterpoint.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?
He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.
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What's the best thing to play on a guitar?
Solitaire.
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How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They let the keyboard player do it with his left hand.
Don't bother. Just leave it out--no one will notice.
One, but the guitarist has to show him first.
Six: one to change it, and the other five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.

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In the 22th century, how many guitar players will you need to replace a light source?
Five. One to actually do it, and four to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were.
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Did you hear about the electric bass player who was so bad that even the lead singer noticed?

Posted by: Ivan Milenkovic Jul 26 2008, 12:38 AM

Haha cool jokes

IO got one too for this evening:

What do you call a person that hangs out with musicians?
A Drummer..