Office Coffee Complaint Thread, Air your grievances here Options

[Goliath]

It's a cold, wet morning so I decided to get a cup of our office coffee to warm up. My breath is going to smell like asphalt until lunch time. So if you find yourself in a similar situation, share humorous OTHER uses for your office's coffee.

My office's coffee is so bad it could be used for -

- degreasing engines
- cleaning up paint spills on driveways
- a suitable alternative for mud
- masochism.
- weed killer.
- Jet fuel.


The packets suggest that the coffee is Columbian. If Columbia had an area of the country that would be equivalent to the Jersey shore, that's the area this coffee was grown.

It tastes like it got held up in customs for 4 years.

Alright your turn, go.

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