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VinceG View Member Profile	Dec 4 2007, 02:59 AM
Dec 4 2007, 02:59 AM	GMC:er Posts: 1.891 Joined: 7-December 06	lol thanks Andrew. Thought I give you admins some break. But still you gotta admit the amount of time someone dedicated to coming up with a concept to that joke(the long one). I can see him writing a 500 page book with that story extended and ending it the same way. Imagine how mad people would be with an ending like that. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- METAL SUCKS My Last.fm account. View it for all the terrible music I play on a daily basis

Saoirse O'Shea View Member Profile	Dec 4 2007, 09:21 AM
Dec 4 2007, 09:21 AM	Moderator - low level high stakes Posts: 6.173 Joined: 27-June 07 From: Espania - Cadiz province	Hollywood probably bought the film rights as well Vince and will be working on the sequel even as we speak . Cheers, Tony You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Get your music professionally mastered by anl AES registered Mastering Engineer. Contact me for Audio Mastering Services and Advice and visit our website www.miromastering.com Be friends on facebook with us here. We use professional, mastering grade hardware in our mastering studo. Our hardware includes: Cranesong Avocet II Monitor Controller, Dangerous Music Liasion Insert Hardware Router, ATC SCM Pro Monitors, Lavry Black DA11, Prism Orpheus ADC/DAC, Gyratec Gyraf XIV Parallel Passive Mastering EQ, Great River MAQ 2NV Mastering EQ, Kush Clariphonic Parallel EQ Shelf, Maselec MLA-2 Mastering Compressor, API 2500 Mastering Compressor, Eventide Eclipse Reverb/Echo.

Owen View Member Profile	Dec 4 2007, 08:15 PM
Dec 4 2007, 08:15 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.461 Joined: 16-June 07 From: Scotland	I feel I'm missing out on something, whats with the teletubby avatars ? Our polish members may disapprove You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Don't Panic.

botoxfox View Member Profile	Dec 4 2007, 08:20 PM
Dec 4 2007, 08:20 PM	GMC:er Posts: 2.570 Joined: 20-February 07	QUOTE (Owen @ Dec 4 2007, 08:15 PM) I feel I'm missing out on something, whats with the teletubby avatars ? Our polish members may disapprove +1 I'm wondering about that too... You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Try this fun little "game"!

Owen View Member Profile	Dec 4 2007, 08:26 PM
Dec 4 2007, 08:26 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.461 Joined: 16-June 07 From: Scotland	I've (un)officially initiated myself into their cult now. Lets see if I can find some answers You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Don't Panic.

Robin View Member Profile	Dec 4 2007, 08:48 PM
Dec 4 2007, 08:48 PM	GMC:er Posts: 2.483 Joined: 9-January 07 From: Alta, Norway	Much better than jokes. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by Robin: Dec 4 2007, 08:51 PM -------------------- Robin Myspace - Creep Colony Myspace - Creep Colony - Paralyzed

VinceG View Member Profile	Dec 4 2007, 09:51 PM
Dec 4 2007, 09:51 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.891 Joined: 7-December 06	lol. Way to make this a 4chan forum Robin. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- METAL SUCKS My Last.fm account. View it for all the terrible music I play on a daily basis

VinceG View Member Profile	Dec 4 2007, 11:37 PM
Dec 4 2007, 11:37 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.891 Joined: 7-December 06	What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their greats hits were The Wall. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- METAL SUCKS My Last.fm account. View it for all the terrible music I play on a daily basis

Chris Evans View Member Profile	Dec 4 2007, 11:40 PM
Dec 4 2007, 11:40 PM	Learning Tone Guru - Community Coordinator & Moderator Posts: 6.319 Joined: 24-September 07 From: Sittingbourne, UK	QUOTE (VinceG @ Dec 4 2007, 10:37 PM) What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their greats hits were The Wall. hmm.. not a royal fan but not exactly great taste You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Show us what part of the world you live in and get yourself ON THE GMC:er Location MAP

Owen View Member Profile	Dec 4 2007, 11:47 PM
Dec 4 2007, 11:47 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.461 Joined: 16-June 07 From: Scotland	My new signature! Brent quoted out of context! He's gonna kill me for this one vvvvv You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Don't Panic.

Saoirse O'Shea View Member Profile	Dec 5 2007, 12:05 AM
Dec 5 2007, 12:05 AM	Moderator - low level high stakes Posts: 6.173 Joined: 27-June 07 From: Espania - Cadiz province	QUOTE (Smells @ Dec 4 2007, 11:40 PM) hmm.. not a royal fan but not exactly great taste Yeah - 'Wish you were here' is a much better album . Sorry couldn't resist - I'll get my coat You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Get your music professionally mastered by anl AES registered Mastering Engineer. Contact me for Audio Mastering Services and Advice and visit our website www.miromastering.com Be friends on facebook with us here. We use professional, mastering grade hardware in our mastering studo. Our hardware includes: Cranesong Avocet II Monitor Controller, Dangerous Music Liasion Insert Hardware Router, ATC SCM Pro Monitors, Lavry Black DA11, Prism Orpheus ADC/DAC, Gyratec Gyraf XIV Parallel Passive Mastering EQ, Great River MAQ 2NV Mastering EQ, Kush Clariphonic Parallel EQ Shelf, Maselec MLA-2 Mastering Compressor, API 2500 Mastering Compressor, Eventide Eclipse Reverb/Echo.

VinceG View Member Profile	Dec 5 2007, 05:02 PM
Dec 5 2007, 05:02 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.891 Joined: 7-December 06	Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. One turns to the other and says: “You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window.” The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar. The 2nd man says: “What are you, a nut? There is no way in hell that could happen.” 1st man: “No, it’s true, let me prove it to you.” So he gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens toward the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window, and he takes the elevator back up to the bar. The 2nd man tells him: “You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one-time fluke.” 1st man: “No, I’ll prove it again” and again he jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs, he urges his fellow drinker to try it. 2nd man: “Well what the hell, it works, I’ll try it.” So he jumps over the balcony, plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors…and hits the sidewalk with a ’splat.’ Back upstairs, the bartender turns to the other drinker: “You know Superman, you’re a real a**hole when you’re drunk.” You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- METAL SUCKS My Last.fm account. View it for all the terrible music I play on a daily basis

Chris Evans View Member Profile	Dec 5 2007, 05:12 PM
Dec 5 2007, 05:12 PM	Learning Tone Guru - Community Coordinator & Moderator Posts: 6.319 Joined: 24-September 07 From: Sittingbourne, UK	like it You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Show us what part of the world you live in and get yourself ON THE GMC:er Location MAP

VinceG View Member Profile	Dec 5 2007, 05:20 PM
Dec 5 2007, 05:20 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.891 Joined: 7-December 06	lol glad you like it You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- METAL SUCKS My Last.fm account. View it for all the terrible music I play on a daily basis

drummingguitaris... drummingguitarist06 View Member Profile	Dec 5 2007, 05:24 PM
Dec 5 2007, 05:24 PM	GMC:er Posts: 140 Joined: 4-April 07 From: Birmingham, AL, USA	What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? Good lawyer knows the law. Great lawyer knows the judge. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- -->Chris D.<-- *My Gear:* Fender DG-xxx Acoustic/Electric Crate GX-15 series Ibanez GRG170DX Electric w/ FR Trem My heart, imagination, hopes, and dreams. *My top 5 influences:* Stevie Ray Vaughan Carlos Augusto Alves Santana Saul Hudson (Slash) Eric Patrick Clapton Kirk Lee Hammett QUOTE thedarkblues06 wrote: jpast wrote: He wishes he was in the minority. Nothing like making out with guys to stick it to the man. (Pun intended) (Off-hand comment made about Pete Wentz wishing he was gay.)

botoxfox View Member Profile	Dec 5 2007, 06:08 PM
Dec 5 2007, 06:08 PM	GMC:er Posts: 2.570 Joined: 20-February 07	I've just read one of the funniest jokes in my life, but I can't post it... Edit: Here's a link to the joke as it's not really that naughty... I think... LINK You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by botoxfox: Dec 5 2007, 07:59 PM -------------------- Try this fun little "game"!

botoxfox View Member Profile	Dec 6 2007, 09:26 PM
Dec 6 2007, 09:26 PM	GMC:er Posts: 2.570 Joined: 20-February 07	Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths.So what's your story?" So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her red-handed.As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy could have been hiding.Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough, there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground!By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him, but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers.Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell -- but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay.I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly.But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died there on the balcony." "That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in. The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full, and again asks for his story. "It's been a very strange day.You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony.Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge.But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me.I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto the balcony.I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and kicking me.I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed a hammer and started pounding on my hands.Finally I just let go, but again I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right.Just when I was thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here." Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death. The third man came to the front of the line, and again the whole process was repeated.Peter explained that heaven was full and asked for his story. "Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator..." You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Try this fun little "game"!

Chris Evans View Member Profile	Dec 6 2007, 09:29 PM
Dec 6 2007, 09:29 PM	Learning Tone Guru - Community Coordinator & Moderator Posts: 6.319 Joined: 24-September 07 From: Sittingbourne, UK	You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Show us what part of the world you live in and get yourself ON THE GMC:er Location MAP

Bulletproof View Member Profile	Dec 7 2007, 06:30 PM
Dec 7 2007, 06:30 PM	GMC:er Posts: 32 Joined: 3-May 07 From: Canada	Vince...I actually read that joke of yours. I can't believe after all that..it really was a joke...not very funny punch-line but the story was quite amusing. Now I need visene cause my eyes are blood-shot. KEK. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! --------------------

Gen View Member Profile	Dec 31 2007, 12:10 PM
Dec 31 2007, 12:10 PM	GMC:er Posts: 541 Joined: 8-May 07 From: Geneva, Switzerland	QUOTE (botoxfox @ Dec 5 2007, 08:08 PM) I've just read one of the funniest jokes in my life, but I can't post it... Edit: Here's a link to the joke as it's not really that naughty... I think... LINK Hahahahahahahaha, i cant stop laughing Good one You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- "Fact is, nothing in the world bores me more than gear...If I played thru your rig, I would still sound like me. Van Halen would sound like Van Halen. Brian May...etc. Very early in my career I decided to focus on creating music and not being a guitar tech. Being a good guitar tech is a very different and extremely difficult job, so why not leave it to a pro?" Marty Friedman - Guitars: ESP LTD viper-500, a fake strat and an acoustic guitar( dont know the brand) Amp: Randall RX20R Effects: Boss mt 2 distortion pedal, Line 6 pod floor plus

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