Just Came Home From A Gig..., Funny story Options

[Robin]

I just came home from a gig with my band. We were playing with an awesome death metal band called Hordes.

Anyway, the stage was almost at ground level, we were standing amongst the audience and when we were playing there was this old woman in her 50's showing her freakin boobs to us under the whole concert! It was soooo disgusting, but funny! She was walking up to the stage several times, but our vocalist kicked her in the ass and down from the stage 3-4 times What kinda sucked for the vocalist was that the microphone was almost inside the audience, and that ugly old woman were standing right where the mic was! So when our vocalist were singing she kinda pressed her boobs against him hahaha! She also tried to grab my balls, luckily she didnt even get close. The audience was laughing like hell and so did we.
After the concert when we were packing down our stuff and talking to people, she came up to us and was all like "Omg how old are you guys??" etc., and she also said "I'm just gonna show my boobs to you guys one more time before I go home" hahahah, the other band, the crew people and the audience were laughing so freakin hard! I'm still laughing while typing this hahhaha It was so funny, we were all laughing and joking about it afterwards. "Shes 50 years too late" I'm pretty sure she wasn't only on alcohol...


About 3 years earlier on one of our first gigs, the same woman were trying to kiss our bassist I instantly recognized her today before the gig and thought "omg... "


We arent lucky with getting groupies... Any other GMC'ers got some funny stories?

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