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Oct 5 2012, 02:35 PM
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Did you know that cattle can climb up stairs, but cannot climb down because their knees cannot bend properly ?
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Oct 5 2012, 02:41 PM
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QUOTE (BTrian @ Oct 5 2012, 02:38 PM)  this is going to help me so much the next time I need to trap one in my house You see ? I think of everything that could help you guys 
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Oct 5 2012, 02:55 PM
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Oct 5 2012, 03:01 PM
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Cows can live 25 years. You can guess the age of a cow that has horns by counting the number of rings on the horns. Before counting, make sure the horns belong to a cow.
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Oct 5 2012, 03:41 PM
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hahahah first bovine thread ever at gmc?? I didn't know that Ben... however Ulrik's video shows that they can climb down some kind of stairs...
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Oct 5 2012, 04:17 PM
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Bovine fact #2:-
Cows cannot fly using a Jet Pack. -------------------- I'd rather have a full Bottle in front of me than a full Frontal Lobotomy!!
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Oct 5 2012, 04:29 PM
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QUOTE (Sensible Jones @ Oct 5 2012, 04:17 PM) Bovine fact #2:- Cows cannot fly using a Jet Pack. Is this definite ?? I need to know
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Oct 5 2012, 06:28 PM
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QUOTE (Sensible Jones @ Oct 5 2012, 05:22 PM) Have you ever seen one??? I haven't actually seen a cow use a jetpack but it doesn't mean it doesn't happen 
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Oct 5 2012, 06:56 PM
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Man, I laughed ou loud… I mean, seriously!
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Oct 5 2012, 08:45 PM
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QUOTE (Sensible Jones @ Oct 5 2012, 11:29 AM) Let's face facts... Cows cannot climb down stairs, ladders or any other kind of tessellated height reducing structure, neither can they use Jetpacks. Much the same way as their useless at Backgammon.  True but beware the Kung Fu Cow!http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8if6p_ku...ight_shortfilms |
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Oct 5 2012, 10:36 PM
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 LOL! This post has been edited by bleez: Oct 5 2012, 10:37 PM --------------------  You say 'minor pentatonic ' like it's a bad thing |
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Oct 5 2012, 11:29 PM
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Total Blasphemy...you do realise in some countries the cow is a holy animal..shame on you all !!
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