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Posted by: Zephyr Feb 4 2009, 07:08 AM
I had a great laugh over this, just some music geek humor! 
C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry,
but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G
have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the
fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries
to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me.
I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender
is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the
bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found
in this bar tonight."
E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with
nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking
sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major
development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
and everything else, and is au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's
under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of
contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced
to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
facility.
Posted by: Mandos Feb 4 2009, 07:34 AM
Haha, awesome. 
Posted by: Ramiro Delforte Feb 4 2009, 07:48 AM
Hahahahaha nice one
I have another
- What's a girl crying in an elevator that goes up?
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The ascending sensitive 
Posted by: superize Feb 4 2009, 10:37 AM
Posted by: Canis Feb 4 2009, 10:50 AM
Haha
I showed this to a friend of mine, and he really couldn't understand what was so funny
Posted by: Muris Varajic Feb 4 2009, 11:00 AM
Good one.
Listen to this one.
Guy goes into med store and asks
-Hello, do you have any Gispirins?
Seller replies
-Hmm..never heard of...we have Aspirins tho!
And guy says
-You silly...G# and Ab is the same!
Note, here we pronounce Ab as As (and G# as Gis tho)
Posted by: Zynex Feb 4 2009, 11:18 AM
Listen to this one.
Guy goes into med store and asks
-Hello, do you have any Gispirins?
Seller replies
-Hmm..never heard of...we have Aspirins tho!
And guy says
-You silly...G# and Ab is the same!
Note, here we pronounce Ab as As (and G# as Gis tho)
Hahaha that's a great one too
.In holland we also prenounce it "as" and "gis".
That's why jokes like these don't work in english tho:
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Asbak means Ashtray in dutch. So its a tray full of Ab's hehe
.we have a really cool artist making these kinds of funny pictures like:
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Posted by: Pedja Simovic Feb 4 2009, 12:00 PM
Listen to this one.
Guy goes into med store and asks
-Hello, do you have any Gispirins?
Seller replies
-Hmm..never heard of...we have Aspirins tho!
And guy says
-You silly...G# and Ab is the same!
Note, here we pronounce Ab as As (and G# as Gis tho)
I am crying here from laughing man hahaha awesome
Posted by: Muris Varajic Feb 4 2009, 12:43 PM
Yeah, good one
Posted by: Crazyfret Feb 4 2009, 12:49 PM
Ha Ha! Very good and clever.
Have anyone got any more?
Posted by: Toni Suominen Feb 4 2009, 01:32 PM
Haha, nice one 
Posted by: berko Feb 4 2009, 01:36 PM
Listen to this one.
Guy goes into med store and asks
-Hello, do you have any Gispirins?
Seller replies
-Hmm..never heard of...we have Aspirins tho!
And guy says
-You silly...G# and Ab is the same!
Note, here we pronounce Ab as As (and G# as Gis tho)
Man I got floored from this one
(we say it the same way in Hungary...)This stuff is sooo exhausting!
But a great fun to read as well...
Posted by: Skatastic Feb 4 2009, 02:10 PM
So bad they're good. Can't stop laughing
Posted by: Sensible Jones Feb 4 2009, 02:20 PM
Guy walks into a shop and says to the Shopkeeper:-
"I'd like some Vic Firth 5A Sticks and a new set of Brushes, a Remo Snare Head, one of those new Paiste China Type Cymbals and some Sabian Cymbal Cleaner please."
The Shopkeeper says:-
"You're definitely a Drummer aren't you!!!!"
The Guy says:-
"Yeah, how did you know??"
The Shopkeeper says:-
"Cos this is a Fish and Chip Shop!!!!!!"
Posted by: The Uncreator Feb 4 2009, 02:57 PM
Haha, thats pretty cool
Posted by: Tolek Feb 4 2009, 06:24 PM
Hahahaha. They´re all great, but this one made me laugh the most:
Listen to this one.
Guy goes into med store and asks
-Hello, do you have any Gispirins?
Seller replies
-Hmm..never heard of...we have Aspirins tho!
And guy says
-You silly...G# and Ab is the same!
Note, here we pronounce Ab as As (and G# as Gis tho)
By the way, I have another one, but it is in French:
Pourquoi Fb est-il malade? Parce qu´il vomit (vaut Mi).
That´s a phonetical gag, I´ll try to explain it:
Why is Fb ill? Because it is puking/equal to E.
he pukes in frech: vomit
he is equal to E: vaut Mi
Those french words are pronounced the same way.
Posted by: Matt23 Feb 4 2009, 06:28 PM
Nice joke.
Posted by: Crazyfret Feb 4 2009, 06:31 PM
They´re all great, but this one made me laugh the most: By the way, I have another one, but it is in French:
Pourquoi Fb est-il malade? Parce qu´il vomit (vaut Mi).
That´s a phonetical gag, I´ll try to explain it:
Why is Fb ill? Because it is puking/equal to E.
he pukes in frech: vomit
he is equal to E: vaut Mi
Those french words are pronounced the same way.
I really must brush up on my French
Posted by: Tolek Feb 4 2009, 06:33 PM
Do you understand it at least?
Posted by: Skatastic Feb 4 2009, 11:35 PM
Seems my lame drummer jokes just won't cut it anymore . Totally stealing some of these.
Posted by: Pedja Simovic Feb 5 2009, 03:04 AM
I told it to couple of musicians yesterday in Serbian language they were laughing hard too
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