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jstcrsn
Jan 26 2010, 01:40 PM
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QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 25 2010, 09:05 AM) *
Oki guy's, since my "sniffing" features now is well-documented I announces hereby "Staffays Sniffing Internet Service", which is in fact the only service available to use if You wanna identify a specific rare guitar (or woman). Just send me the pictures and I'll take a sniff and tell You if its real or fake..... (photos of women is preferred undressed in order to make a fair judgement) Oh, and I forgot to mention that I have VERY moderate prizes! biggrin.gif

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when i first started reading this post i thought how am i going to afford to send my wife to sweden to find out if she's fake our just an imposter wife ' and when i read further , what a relief , all you need is a picture. Dressed of course, tongue.gif . and for her privacy we will just call her M






















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QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Jan 26 2010, 01:40 PM) *
when i first started reading this post i thought how am i going to afford to send my wife to sweden to find out if she's fake our just an imposter wife ' and when i read further , what a relief , all you need is a picture. Dressed of course, tongue.gif . and for her privacy we will just call her M






















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I'm no expert but I'm sure that one isn't fake!! cool.gif

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QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Jan 26 2010, 01:40 PM) *
when i first started reading this post i thought how am i going to afford to send my wife to sweden to find out if she's fake our just an imposter wife ' and when i read further , what a relief , all you need is a picture. Dressed of course, tongue.gif . and for her privacy we will just call her M


*Sniff, sniff...... smells like flowers ......... chanel no:5 ........... expensive underwear ............. sniff, sniff .............. outrageaus looks.... where did You get her? ............ wow, Im getting dizzy......... sniff, sniff ............ this is definitely a woman ........... this is beyond my wildest dreams ................ aaaowwww, what a smell.......... *dunk* ............ definitive no falsification......... *

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This was a tough one.... still exhausted.....

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QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 27 2010, 07:40 AM) *
This was a tough one.... still exhausted.....

sorry Staffy , i don't know how that happened . that was not my wife ,
will send one of wife now
can get undressed photo if you tihnk you need it












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QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Jan 27 2010, 01:04 PM) *
sorry Staffy , i don't know how that happened . that was not my wife ,
will send one of wife now
can get undressed photo if you tihnk you need it
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*Sniff, sniff ..... very old but not rare ...... ABSOLUTELY no need for undressed photo ...... *oh my god.. what an awful smell, he must be either drunk or into to some heavy licks when he married her...* ....... familiar smell, just like my former mother-in-law ...... Sniff, sniff ..... it smells like a garbage can in a cannibal camp ...... oh no, this is simply impossible ...... this is definitely no woman, rather a corpse .......*

Sorry my friend, SISS in unable to validate this item due to its extreme age and a temporary damaged nose. You may consult my colleague regarding this matter, even that I HATE to give away jobs to other people. I dont know his current address, but if You watch the photo below You may probably find him somewhere nearby.....

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QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 27 2010, 10:17 PM) *
*Sniff, sniff ..... very old but not rare ...... ABSOLUTELY no need for undressed photo ...... *oh my god.. what an awful smell, he must be either drunk or into to some heavy licks when he married her...* ....... familiar smell, just like my former mother-in-law ...... Sniff, sniff ..... it smells like a garbage can in a cannibal camp ...... oh no, this is simply impossible ...... this is definitely no woman, rather a corpse .......*

Sorry my friend, SISS in unable to validate this item due to its extreme age and a temporary damaged nose. You may consult my colleague regarding this matter, even that I HATE to give away jobs to other people. I dont know his current address, but if You watch the photo below You may probably find him somewhere nearby.....

//Staffay


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