My Wife Smells Lika A Guitar |
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My Wife Smells Lika A Guitar |
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Jan 26 2010, 03:49 PM |
This thread is hilarious keep it going
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Jan 26 2010, 04:53 PM |
when i first started reading this post i thought how am i going to afford to send my wife to sweden to find out if she's fake our just an imposter wife ' and when i read further , what a relief , all you need is a picture. Dressed of course, . and for her privacy we will just call her M I'm no expert but I'm sure that one isn't fake!! -------------------- Guitars:
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Jan 26 2010, 09:54 PM |
when i first started reading this post i thought how am i going to afford to send my wife to sweden to find out if she's fake our just an imposter wife ' and when i read further , what a relief , all you need is a picture. Dressed of course, . and for her privacy we will just call her M *Sniff, sniff...... smells like flowers ......... chanel no:5 ........... expensive underwear ............. sniff, sniff .............. outrageaus looks.... where did You get her? ............ wow, Im getting dizzy......... sniff, sniff ............ this is definitely a woman ........... this is beyond my wildest dreams ................ aaaowwww, what a smell.......... *dunk* ............ definitive no falsification......... *
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-------------------- Guitars: Ibanez AM-200, Ibanez GB-10, Fender Stratocaster Classic Player, Warmouth Custom Built, Suhr Classic Strat, Gibson Les Paul Standard 2003, Ibanez steel-string Amps: Fender Hot Rod Deluxe, Marshall JMP 2103, AER 60 Effects: BOSS DD-20, Danelectro Trans. Overdrive, TC-Electronics G-Major, Dunlop Wah-wah, Original SansAmp, BOSS DD-2 Music by Staffy can be found at: Staffay at MySpace |
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Jan 26 2010, 11:18 PM |
-------------------- Guitars:
Fender American Deluxe Stratocaster, Ibanez RG2570MZ, Epiphone SG G-400 Amp: Vox AC4TVH head + V112TV cab Effects: Vox Satchurator, Vox Time Machine, Dunlop CryBaby, Boss MT-2, Boss CE-5, Boss TU-2, Boss ME-70 Recording: Line-6 POD X3 + FBV-Express, Pandora PX5D GMC wants YOU to take part in our Guitar-Wikipedia! Have a good time reading great articles and writing your own with us in our GUITAR WIKI! Share your playing and get Pro-advice from our Instructors: Join REC |
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Jan 27 2010, 07:40 AM |
This was a tough one.... still exhausted.....
-------------------- Guitars: Ibanez AM-200, Ibanez GB-10, Fender Stratocaster Classic Player, Warmouth Custom Built, Suhr Classic Strat, Gibson Les Paul Standard 2003, Ibanez steel-string Amps: Fender Hot Rod Deluxe, Marshall JMP 2103, AER 60 Effects: BOSS DD-20, Danelectro Trans. Overdrive, TC-Electronics G-Major, Dunlop Wah-wah, Original SansAmp, BOSS DD-2 Music by Staffy can be found at: Staffay at MySpace |
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Jan 27 2010, 03:42 PM |
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Jan 27 2010, 10:17 PM |
sorry Staffy , i don't know how that happened . that was not my wife , will send one of wife now can get undressed photo if you tihnk you need it *Sniff, sniff ..... very old but not rare ...... ABSOLUTELY no need for undressed photo ...... *oh my god.. what an awful smell, he must be either drunk or into to some heavy licks when he married her...* ....... familiar smell, just like my former mother-in-law ...... Sniff, sniff ..... it smells like a garbage can in a cannibal camp ...... oh no, this is simply impossible ...... this is definitely no woman, rather a corpse .......* Sorry my friend, SISS in unable to validate this item due to its extreme age and a temporary damaged nose. You may consult my colleague regarding this matter, even that I HATE to give away jobs to other people. I dont know his current address, but if You watch the photo below You may probably find him somewhere nearby..... //Staffay
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-------------------- Guitars: Ibanez AM-200, Ibanez GB-10, Fender Stratocaster Classic Player, Warmouth Custom Built, Suhr Classic Strat, Gibson Les Paul Standard 2003, Ibanez steel-string Amps: Fender Hot Rod Deluxe, Marshall JMP 2103, AER 60 Effects: BOSS DD-20, Danelectro Trans. Overdrive, TC-Electronics G-Major, Dunlop Wah-wah, Original SansAmp, BOSS DD-2 Music by Staffy can be found at: Staffay at MySpace |
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Feb 8 2010, 02:09 PM |
*Sniff, sniff ..... very old but not rare ...... ABSOLUTELY no need for undressed photo ...... *oh my god.. what an awful smell, he must be either drunk or into to some heavy licks when he married her...* ....... familiar smell, just like my former mother-in-law ...... Sniff, sniff ..... it smells like a garbage can in a cannibal camp ...... oh no, this is simply impossible ...... this is definitely no woman, rather a corpse .......* Sorry my friend, SISS in unable to validate this item due to its extreme age and a temporary damaged nose. You may consult my colleague regarding this matter, even that I HATE to give away jobs to other people. I dont know his current address, but if You watch the photo below You may probably find him somewhere nearby..... //Staffay hahahah he's got the attitude man -------------------- Visit my:
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