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Stevie-Ray-Vaugh... Stevie-Ray-Vaughn View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 10:50 PM
May 14 2008, 10:50 PM	Learning Rock Star Posts: 1.119 Joined: 23-December 06 From: Canada!	Is that the joke, theres only 4? You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- But still I want answers, what's the point, what does all this mean?

Hisham Al-Sanea View Member Profile	May 14 2008, 10:52 PM
May 14 2008, 10:52 PM	Instructor Posts: 4.085 Joined: 19-October 07 From: middle east / lebanon	QUOTE (Stevie·Ray·Vaughn @ May 15 2008, 01:50 AM) Is that the joke, theres only 4? still 1 more You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- email me *my video lessons* *instructor board*

Trond Vold View Member Profile	May 15 2008, 01:25 AM
May 15 2008, 01:25 AM	Instructor Posts: 3.497 Joined: 16-February 08 From: Norge!	Where do baby cows eat? The calf-eteria........... Sorry I got some better ones up my sleeve, but cant put them here.. would probably be considered a bit offensive You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by Trond Vold: May 15 2008, 01:25 AM -------------------- Guitars: Schecter Stiletto Classic, Jackson SLSMG, Ibanez RG-380 Japan, Gibson Les Paul Studio Amp: Marshall JMP-1 -> Rocktron Velocity 100 -> Marshall JCM-900 Lead 4x12 FX and stomps: T.C Electronics G-Sharp, Korg SDD-1200, Emma Transmorgrifier, BYOC Tribooster, GGG Green Ringer, Dinosaur Overdrive, Voodoo Lab SuperFuzz, Sovtek Bassballs, Line6 Tap Tremolo, EHX Screaming Bird. ___________________________________________________ My Lessons! My Instructor Board! My Myspace!

USAMAN View Member Profile	May 15 2008, 02:37 AM
May 15 2008, 02:37 AM	GMC:er Posts: 664 Joined: 15-October 07 From: Minnesota, USA. Earth	Why dont canibals eat clowns? They taste funny You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat ?

Maximus View Member Profile	May 15 2008, 02:58 AM
May 15 2008, 02:58 AM	GMC:er Posts: 463 Joined: 23-August 07 From: Mississippi USA by way of NY	Where does a pig keep his car? In a porking lot! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Guitars: Gibson Les Paul Standard, Ibanez rg 750, Ibanez Mikro, Washburn Acoustic Amps: Crate GX 1600 1/2 Stack, Line 6 Spider 2, Vintage Kustom Tube Head Effects: Line 6 POD X3 Live, Line 6 PocketPod Misc: Line 6 FBV Express Foot Switch/Volume/Wah-Wah Pedal

stratman33 View Member Profile	May 15 2008, 03:07 AM
May 15 2008, 03:07 AM	GMC:er Posts: 1.096 Joined: 4-March 07 From: Michigan, USA	I have some pretty lame yo mamma jokes but there probably to bad to put up lol You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- TYLER Visit My Website

Sircraigery View Member Profile	May 15 2008, 05:45 AM
May 15 2008, 05:45 AM	GMC:er Posts: 673 Joined: 12-May 07	How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? 100. One to actually do it, and 99 to say they could have done it better. QUOTE (Maximus @ May 15 2008, 02:58 AM) Where does a pig keep his car? In a porking lot! I hope he has a girlfriend! ZING!!! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Guitars: Ibanez Prestige RG2610E [BKP Cold Sweat] Ibanez Prestige RG2550E [Carbon Fiber Plastics] Ibanez Roadstar II RS-135 [Stock] Quest Acoustic [Stock] Effects: Electro-Harmonix Metal Muff Ibanez Weeping Demon Wah Boss DR-3 Dr. Rhythym Amp: Marshall JCM2000 DSL 401 'Only the dead have seen the end of the war.' - Plato

Pi38 View Member Profile	May 15 2008, 03:02 PM
May 15 2008, 03:02 PM	GMC:er Posts: 576 Joined: 30-January 08 From: United States	Oh, man, these are awesome. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

Capt.Z View Member Profile	May 15 2008, 09:03 PM
May 15 2008, 09:03 PM	GMC:er Posts: 999 Joined: 18-February 08 From: Detroit (unfortunately...)	hhmmm..... i think i got one, but jacked up.. How does a turtle with no legs or arms get across a freeway? ... Take the f out of way! You say, "Theres no f in way!!!" pretty dumb, but when you think about it.. no f in way. No f***in' way! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- GMC IS TIGHT DAWG

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