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Winter Making Hands Sore !
Cosmin Lupu
Dec 12 2012, 09:40 AM
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Gloves, God bless'em! Well, winter has hit Romania pretty hard already and last evening when I had to go downtown, I took my gloves along for the ride and I was darn happy about it when I realized what sort of a blizzard was going on outside.

The shoveling season has begun, unfortunately..

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PosterBoy
Dec 12 2012, 10:14 AM
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QUOTE (GregH @ Dec 11 2012, 10:54 PM) *
Years ago, when I was working for the helicopter company, we did a lot of helicopter logging. Logging is seasonal in the North West United States, so the company found winter logging opportunities in the South logging in the swamps in places like South Carolina.
Our loggers were not used to working in the brackish water all day and complained about skin rashes. One of the loggers found out that his wife’s lotion (an inexpensive and somewhat fragrant lotion) worked good on the rashes. The next problem was leaches. Another logger found that his wife’s panty hose would keep the leaches from being able to attach to him.
So after that, every day a bus-load of loggers would stop at the local convenience store for lotion and panty hose before going to work in the woods. smile.gif


I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...

[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

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Ben Higgins
Dec 12 2012, 10:19 AM
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Gloves are good but I keep having to remove them to do certain tasks because it's like having sausage fingers !! laugh.gif

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Slavenko Erazer
Dec 12 2012, 10:46 AM
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Get Gloves of Metal then!! wink.gif

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Ben Higgins
Dec 12 2012, 12:25 PM
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QUOTE (Slavenko Erazer @ Dec 12 2012, 09:46 AM) *
Get Gloves of Metal then!! wink.gif


As always, Manowar have the answer ! biggrin.gif

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bleez
Dec 12 2012, 01:44 PM
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QUOTE (Ben Higgins @ Dec 12 2012, 09:19 AM) *
Gloves are good but I keep having to remove them to do certain tasks because it's like having sausage fingers !! laugh.gif

just stick your hands down the front of your trousers, that will keep your hands warm and you can quickly remove them should you need use of your hands........ or if someone is looking at you smile.gif

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waynedcoville
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QUOTE (PosterBoy @ Dec 12 2012, 09:14 AM) *
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
I sleep all night and I work all day.

MOUNTIES:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BARBER:
I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.

MOUNTIES:
He cuts down trees. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!

[talking]
What's this? Wants to be a girlie?! Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!...

[singing]
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.



Dinsdale?

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Ben Higgins
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QUOTE (bleez @ Dec 12 2012, 12:44 PM) *
just stick your hands down the front of your trousers, that will keep your hands warm and you can quickly remove them should you need use of your hands........ or if someone is looking at you smile.gif


I'm worried I might give frostbite to something else.... huh.gif

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QUOTE (Ben Higgins @ Dec 12 2012, 01:19 PM) *
Gloves are good but I keep having to remove them to do certain tasks because it's like having sausage fingers !! laugh.gif

This



or this

QUOTE (Patrik Berg @ Dec 12 2012, 07:51 AM) *
Move to a warm place


wink.gif

I wash my hands often at work so I get dry hands quite easily. And yesterday I spilled hot oil on my both hands ! Now I have f****** painfully popped blisters in my hands mad.gif

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Ben Higgins
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QUOTE (WeePee @ Dec 12 2012, 07:50 PM) *
I wash my hands often at work so I get dry hands quite easily. And yesterday I spilled hot oil on my both hands ! Now I have f****** painfully popped blisters in my hands mad.gif


Oh balls... that sucks ! mad.gif

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Cosmin Lupu
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QUOTE (Ben Higgins @ Dec 12 2012, 09:40 PM) *
Oh balls... that sucks ! mad.gif


That's uber nasty man sad.gif I know a dude who spilled hot pasta (having olive oil in the composition) in his lap, while being only in his underpants. I don't want to tell you what sort of an adventure he had while having to put a night gown on and get to the hospital in the middle of the winter smile.gif

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QUOTE (Cosmin Lupu @ Dec 13 2012, 07:38 AM) *
That's uber nasty man sad.gif I know a dude who spilled hot pasta (having olive oil in the composition) in his lap, while being only in his underpants. I don't want to tell you what sort of an adventure he had while having to put a night gown on and get to the hospital in the middle of the winter smile.gif


Oh....... that's one he can tell the grand children one day ! laugh.gif

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Dec 13 2012, 11:21 AM
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or maybe not depending on the damage!

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QUOTE (PosterBoy @ Dec 13 2012, 10:21 AM) *
or maybe not depending on the damage!


laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Very sharp, well done ! wink.gif

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QUOTE (Cosmin Lupu @ Dec 13 2012, 11:38 AM) *
That's uber nasty man sad.gif I know a dude who spilled hot pasta (having olive oil in the composition) in his lap, while being only in his underpants. I don't want to tell you what sort of an adventure he had while having to put a night gown on and get to the hospital in the middle of the winter smile.gif

Well I know lots of burning stories from the kitchen and all of them are horrible mellow.gif

My fellow worker poured hot teriyaki sauce on her hand. When she realised what happened she couldn't get it off because teriyaki sauce is full of sugar and it just stays in your hand...and burns

But luckily I didn't burn my whole hand - only small parts, knuckles and near the nails. I'm able to play guitar though. wink.gif

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Cosmin Lupu
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My unfortunate friend is well now biggrin.gif And his grandchildren will get to know the story out of what I know laugh.gif

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