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Posted by: jstcrsn Jan 25 2010, 01:47 AM

after staffey's thread , i'm just starting to get concerned
any thing you guys think i might need to wacth out for so this does not happen

Posted by: Ivan Milenkovic Jan 25 2010, 01:59 AM

I'm afraid it's inevitable my friend. We all wake up one day and smell the guitar

Posted by: zen Jan 25 2010, 02:00 AM

Wow, another one ... what's it with sniffing guitars and women !! .. What are we turning into

p.s - move this thread to chillout area?

Posted by: jstcrsn Jan 25 2010, 02:03 AM

i think its from practicing guitar , our awareness is at an hightened state
how do i move th thread

Posted by: Hammerhead Jan 25 2010, 03:20 AM

If she smells like a guitar... do you have the urge to "play" her and what kind of guitar does she smell like... a jumbo acoustic, gorgeous Les Paul, ... sexy strat I hope not a cheap copy it makes a difference you know! a difference that is as to how much you may want to play her

Posted by: jstcrsn Jan 25 2010, 03:44 AM

well , i'm left handed , i'm not saying anything but all i know is cheap copy
as far as the guitar or her it is always a toss up

Posted by: Staffy Jan 25 2010, 09:05 AM

Oki guy's, since my "sniffing" features now is well-documented I announces hereby "Staffays Sniffing Internet Service", which is in fact the only service available to use if You wanna identify a specific rare guitar (or woman). Just send me the pictures and I'll take a sniff and tell You if its real or fake..... (photos of women is preferred undressed in order to make a fair judgement) Oh, and I forgot to mention that I have VERY moderate prizes!

//Staffay

Posted by: jstcrsn Jan 25 2010, 01:16 PM

any moderate lefthand prizes



staffy ' i think it is your beard that is allowing you scences
like samson , if you shave it -their goes your abilities

Posted by: Staffy Jan 25 2010, 01:24 PM

Lefties I do for free.... Wait a minute here, are we talking bout guitars or girls ???
Hmm, the beard, yeah, its maybe so - or maybe its the beard that smells ????

Posted by: jstcrsn Jan 25 2010, 01:41 PM

you just better hope when i send you the picture , she doesnt smell like the B C Rich guitar

and why does your beard smell like a women--wait don't want to know

Posted by: Fran Jan 25 2010, 03:06 PM

you guys are just nuts!!

Please keep them coments "clean", you know we have younglings browsing the boards. You dirty old men!!...

Posted by: Caelumamittendum Jan 25 2010, 03:33 PM

Yes, I feel violated now.








Just kidding, very funny thread

Posted by: Staffy Jan 25 2010, 03:33 PM

I'm trying to Fran, but as my business idea here also includes women, it's not so easy, guess I have to stay to the guitars only...

Posted by: intemperateControl Jan 25 2010, 03:55 PM

Perhaps it's not your wife that smells like your guitar, sir,
but your guitar that smells like your wife. Is it only your
guitar that smells of her, or all guitars? Wait a minute, it
must be only your guitar otherwise you couldn't distinguish
one guitar from another in that skillful way that you do.
Ugh-uhm. Forgive me for playing Sigmund Freud here, but,
I think maybe your wife has been running around with your
guitar behind your back! Maybe even her skills have
now exceeded yours! Oh what a nightmare! But rest easy
my man, Siggy has a solution. I think it is time for you
two to jam together, and at long last, swing it, man!

Posted by: Fran Jan 25 2010, 05:52 PM

You see? I knew our "youngling" Cae would feel ashamed with so much sniffing going on




I know bro, keep rocking



Nahh, go on Staffay, seems like a profitable business for sure, I mean you got a gift, got to use it right?

Posted by: audiopaal Jan 25 2010, 06:00 PM

Actually, my Nik Huber guitars smells so good from the fantastic smell in the hardshell cases,
that they smell even better than my girlfriend

I better not tell her though, might get problems

Posted by: Staffy Jan 25 2010, 07:38 PM

That was actually one of the reason why I left my childrens mother, even my old nylon-string that has been on occasion like the Roskilde Festival as well as numerous camping-parties suddenly started to smell better.....
My advice in Your case is to use ear-plugs (but in Your nose of-course), it worked for me for some years at least....

//Staffay

Posted by: MickeM Jan 25 2010, 07:43 PM

The day you wake up in bed in the morning and smell wood you know you're married to Pinocchio

Posted by: Staffy Jan 25 2010, 08:30 PM

Oh well, from the womens point of view that would'nt have been so bad.......

Posted by: audiopaal Jan 26 2010, 10:26 AM

Hahaha

Posted by: jstcrsn Jan 26 2010, 01:40 PM

when i first started reading this post i thought how am i going to afford to send my wife to sweden to find out if she's fake our just an imposter wife ' and when i read further , what a relief , all you need is a picture. Dressed of course, . and for her privacy we will just call her M

Posted by: Pedja Simovic Jan 26 2010, 03:49 PM

This thread is hilarious keep it going

Posted by: Fran Jan 26 2010, 04:53 PM

I'm no expert but I'm sure that one isn't fake!!

Posted by: Staffy Jan 26 2010, 09:54 PM

*Sniff, sniff...... smells like flowers ......... chanel no:5 ........... expensive underwear ............. sniff, sniff .............. outrageaus looks.... where did You get her? ............ wow, Im getting dizzy......... sniff, sniff ............ this is definitely a woman ........... this is beyond my wildest dreams ................ aaaowwww, what a smell.......... *dunk* ............ definitive no falsification......... *

Posted by: Fran Jan 26 2010, 11:18 PM

Posted by: Staffy Jan 27 2010, 07:40 AM

This was a tough one.... still exhausted.....

Posted by: jstcrsn Jan 27 2010, 01:04 PM

sorry Staffy , i don't know how that happened . that was not my wife ,
will send one of wife now
can get undressed photo if you tihnk you need it

Posted by: Gerardo Siere Jan 27 2010, 03:42 PM

!!!!

Posted by: Staffy Jan 27 2010, 10:17 PM

*Sniff, sniff ..... very old but not rare ...... ABSOLUTELY no need for undressed photo ...... *oh my god.. what an awful smell, he must be either drunk or into to some heavy licks when he married her...* ....... familiar smell, just like my former mother-in-law ...... Sniff, sniff ..... it smells like a garbage can in a cannibal camp ...... oh no, this is simply impossible ...... this is definitely no woman, rather a corpse .......*

Sorry my friend, SISS in unable to validate this item due to its extreme age and a temporary damaged nose. You may consult my colleague regarding this matter, even that I HATE to give away jobs to other people. I dont know his current address, but if You watch the photo below You may probably find him somewhere nearby.....

//Staffay

Posted by: Daniel Realpe Feb 8 2010, 02:09 PM

hahahah

he's got the attitude man