A 6 year old and a 4 year old are raking the yard.
The 6 year old asks, "You know what ? I think it's about time we started
learning to cuss." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues,"When we go in for breakfast, I'm gonna say
something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants
for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.
WHACK !
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up,and
runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,slapping
his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let
you out !"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a
stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man ?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be
Cheerios !"
____________________________________________________________AN INADVERTENT ERRORA man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I can't get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".
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This post has been edited by Spock: Aug 17 2014, 10:11 AM
