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GMC Forum _ CHILL OUT _ Member Name Johnny Law Has 10900 Views
Posted by: Ivan Milenkovic Sep 6 2008, 03:44 PM
How can this be? 
Joined: 8-January 08
Posts: 0
Views: 10.896
Posted by: kyldeee Sep 6 2008, 03:45 PM
Joined: 8-January 08
Posts: 0
Views: 10.896
Posted by: botoxfox Sep 6 2008, 03:50 PM
Hmm...
Posted by: MickeM Sep 6 2008, 03:52 PM
We were told to never mention Johnny Law
just guessing but when I google "Johnny Law" there's a band with that name. Possibly a lot of people google for the band and find the GMC profile.
...or, they google to find the GMC profile but find the band 
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Sep 6 2008, 03:59 PM
Well - how come you checked his profile?! 
Maybe we have the answer there.
Posted by: Emir Hot Sep 6 2008, 04:05 PM
Maybe we have the answer there.
Posted by: Gabriel Leopardi Sep 6 2008, 04:08 PM
Maybe we have the answer there. It's true! Ivan be honest with us.. Are you Johnny Law?
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Sep 6 2008, 04:13 PM
Ivan, Speak in the name of the law! 
Posted by: Siggum Sep 6 2008, 04:21 PM
I knew it was Ivan
Posted by: Smikey2006 Sep 6 2008, 07:02 PM
the only explaination is ninjas.. i just don't see any other logical explaination...
Posted by: holoshreder Sep 6 2008, 07:19 PM
LOL omg that ninja thing just made me laugh for 10 mins LOL 
Posted by: Matt23 Sep 7 2008, 01:47 PM
If you wiki Johnny Law you get all this.
John Law (economist) (c. 1671–1729)
John Law (sociologist)
John Law (New Zealand), mayor of Rodney District in New Zealand
John Law (representative) (1796–1873), U.S. Representative from Indiana
John Law (Burning Man), American artist
John Law (comics), comic-book character created by Will Eisner
John Law (Australian rules footballer) (born 1959), former Australian rules footballer
John B. Law, head college football coach for the Manhattan College Jaspers, New York, 1930–1931
John Phillip Law (1937–2008), American film actor
John Law (bishop) (1745–1810), bishop of Elphin, Ireland
"John Law", single by the band Dropkick Murphys
John Law, personification of law enforcement
and the first gmc thing about johnny law is this topic so im not sure how hes got so many views.
Edit:typo
Posted by: fkalich Sep 7 2008, 02:04 PM
I assume John Law the economist was from Scotland. Most of those guys were back then. Let me see....
I was right. He is the most famous John Law, the only one I had heard of, other than cops, where it is not really a real person.
Two other economists from Scotland back then were of course Adam Smith, and Jeremy Bentham. The later is most famous for donating some building to a university, on the stipulation that his body be stuffed and placed in the board meeting room. They use a wax head though, and shrunk the real head, and put it on his lap I think. Let me verify all that.
DARN. Bentham was English. I just assumed he was Scotch because he was so wacky (I mean that in the nicest way). He was an interesting man, probably as ahead of his time as anyone else in the history of mankind.
Here he is today. They don't have the shrunken head in the case anymore, students kept taking it and using it for pranks.
History lesson complete.
John Law (economist) (c. 1671–1729)
John Law (sociologist)
John Law (New Zealand), mayor of Rodney District in New Zealand
John Law (representative) (1796–1873), U.S. Representative from Indiana
John Law (Burning Man), American artist
John Law (comics), comic-book character created by Will Eisner
John Law (Australian rules footballer) (born 1959), former Australian rules footballer
John B. Law, head college football coach for the Manhattan College Jaspers, New York, 1930–1931
John Phillip Law (1937–2008), American film actor
John Law (bishop) (1745–1810), bishop of Elphin, Ireland
"John Law", single by the band Dropkick Murphys
John Law, personification of law enforcement
and the first gmc thing about johnny law is this topic so im not sure how hes got so many viwes.
Posted by: Rated Htr Sep 7 2008, 07:31 PM
I prefer the story where Ivan is behind this
Posted by: Canis Sep 7 2008, 08:28 PM
I'll stick with the ninja theory. Ninja's are the cause or everything on the planet... Either Ninja's or Second Life 
Posted by: Gabriel Leopardi Sep 7 2008, 09:17 PM
I also go for the ninja theory. Ivan is Johnny and Johnny is a Ninja.
Posted by: Soolas Sep 7 2008, 09:19 PM
I found a Band with the name Johnny Law!! maybe that is someone of them
http://www.johnnylawrock.com/johnnylaw.html
Posted by: Lian Gerbino Sep 7 2008, 09:23 PM
hahahahhaha!!!
Posted by: Rated Htr Sep 7 2008, 09:36 PM
Lian is laughting...I bet he planned this with Ivan Lian is the second ninja
Posted by: Canis Sep 7 2008, 09:38 PM
Lian is the second ninja Indeed... I bet all the instructors are part of it, especially when you see how they try to hush it up
Posted by: Rated Htr Sep 7 2008, 09:41 PM
I think Kris is the only one that doesn't know, or maybe he doublecrossed them to become the ultimate ninja
Posted by: Canis Sep 7 2008, 10:05 PM
Of course, it's Mister Guitar Tube is the brains behind it all! He's gonna take over ze world!
Posted by: rokchik Sep 7 2008, 10:07 PM
Lian is the second ninja and Muris is their leader... uh oh I think I may know to much Posted by: sigma7 Sep 7 2008, 10:09 PM
i want to be a ninja now
Posted by: Icey Sep 7 2008, 10:17 PM
I think it's the ninja behind the ninja, maybe Johnny Law? 
Posted by: Rated Htr Sep 7 2008, 10:20 PM
Maybe Blind Guardian are the creators of this ninja line, Marcus Lavendell is the lider of the Neoclassical Rebelion that wants to get rid of country music and Kris is the lider of the GMC Speed Squad where he pretends to support the neoclassical rebellion, but actually is supporting Muris, who went on vacation, but in reality, he went to put bombs in Marcus' bedroom
Posted by: Canis Sep 7 2008, 10:25 PM
That... +2!
They're always recruiting new people, but none of us says what faction we're part of, since we want to keep peace here on the forum
Posted by: Ivan Milenkovic Sep 7 2008, 10:34 PM
Wow, a true conspiracy theory here
I think it is best never to mention the name again, for the sake of the entire universe
Posted by: Lian Gerbino Sep 7 2008, 10:40 PM
hhahahaha
Posted by: Gabriel Leopardi Sep 7 2008, 10:45 PM
There are some members that seam to know too much... I'll investigate about this.
Posted by: Rated Htr Sep 7 2008, 10:55 PM
Gabriel found out I have to run away...
Btw, Lian only laughts, he must already know where we all live...WE ARE DEAD!! DEAD I TELL YOU!!!
Gabriel, poupa-me...mi vida es mui importante
Posted by: Lian Gerbino Sep 7 2008, 10:57 PM
I'll investigate about this.hahahaha, we dont know who is behind all this, but we know who is the secret defender
Posted by: audiopaal Sep 7 2008, 11:00 PM
I just rated him 5 stars, I was afraid he'd use his Ninja skills to come and get me if I didn't
Posted by: Toroso Sep 7 2008, 11:10 PM
Johnny Law may have a somewhat international rep, I don't know. But for US residents, it has a very special meaning! I suspect this username is a 'drive by'.
I fought the law...
Posted by: RIP Dime Sep 7 2008, 11:13 PM
This is insane.
Posted by: Rated Htr Sep 7 2008, 11:14 PM
I think Johnny Law has 3 owners...Ivan, Gabriel...And Lian
Posted by: Lian Gerbino Sep 7 2008, 11:22 PM
hahahaha.... no way! I hate that guy! so, I ensure that I´m not him.
Posted by: Enucleation Sep 7 2008, 11:28 PM
Man, if he ever does get active on the forum he's instantly famous!
Posted by: Rated Htr Sep 7 2008, 11:31 PM
You can't fool us anymore Lian...
Posted by: Disturbed21 Sep 8 2008, 12:48 AM
Maybe it's all the Gmc instructors... I know nothing...
Posted by: Bogdan Radovic Sep 8 2008, 01:17 AM
Well I don't know if its against the rules...But I have been specifically instructed to visit his profile at least 50 times a day, and that order came from the highest authority...
I think if we visit the profile enough times we can summon the Johnny here to share his secret with us
Posted by: Rated Htr Sep 8 2008, 02:19 AM
I think if we visit the profile enough times we can summon the Johnny here to share his secret with us
Bogdan is a close friend of Ivan, so don't trust him
Posted by: Emir Hot Sep 8 2008, 02:23 AM
Is anybody gonna reveal the secret about this misterious thing
Posted by: Tuubsu Sep 8 2008, 05:39 AM
LEAVE JOHNNY LAW ALONE!
HE IS NONE OF YOUR..... BUSINESS!
Posted by: audiopaal Sep 8 2008, 06:56 AM
I think if we visit the profile enough times we can summon the Johnny here to share his secret with us
You have been marked
Posted by: Rated Htr Sep 8 2008, 07:52 AM
I predict many instructors dieing tonight
Posted by: kyldeee Sep 8 2008, 07:55 AM
Oogie Boogie
Posted by: Col Roberts Sep 8 2008, 08:39 AM
I'm sure that Kyldee is involved in the plot. "Oogie Boogie" is obviously a secret ninja password. What horrible chain of events has he unleashed ........
Posted by: audiopaal Sep 8 2008, 09:13 AM
You know too much, you have been marked!!
Posted by: Col Roberts Sep 8 2008, 09:37 AM
You know too much, you have been marked!! It's becoming clearer ... the evil genius Paal and his nefarious partner Euro Dwarf are the brains behind this plot .... I must take refuge in another thread ....
Posted by: audiopaal Sep 8 2008, 09:57 AM
not true... at all... *note to self: must find Col's refugee-thread and eliminate both!*
Posted by: Nazgul Sep 8 2008, 10:09 AM
It's Ivan! He's already a master in muting, which means making unwanted noise vanish, so why couldn't be the person behind this?
Posted by: Col Roberts Sep 8 2008, 10:34 AM
My Theory:
Ivan knows more than he's letting on. We all know Muris is an alien from the planet Shred in the Star System 500 BPM. It appears that through GMC he is intent on turning us all into Shredders. I know this because recently I have had a desire to do speed picking lessons and I'm setting my metronome at insane speeds. Once all GMC members become Shredders, then what is the next step in the plan (and what is Johnny Law's part in all of this) .....
Posted by: kyldeee Sep 8 2008, 10:39 AM
Ivan knows more than he's letting on. We all know Muris is an alien from the planet Shred in the Star System 500 BPM. It appears that through GMC he is intent on turning us all into Shredders. I know this because recently I have had a desire to do speed picking lessons and I'm setting my metronome at insane speeds. Once all GMC members become Shredders, then what is the next step in the plan (and what is Johnny Law's part in all of this) .....
...Stay tuned, for the scenes from the next episode of Guitarninja Muris
Posted by: Bogdan Radovic Sep 8 2008, 12:02 PM
I'm gonna let you a little secret...If you tape the GMC sign on your monitor , Johnny may appear during the night...This is how we call him when we need his "expertise"
Posted by: kyldeee Sep 8 2008, 12:27 PM
I don't want no ghost hanging around my house
Posted by: Col Roberts Sep 8 2008, 12:34 PM
not true... at all... *note to self: must find Col's refugee-thread and eliminate both!* Ha! You'll never find me Paal ... there are thousands of threads. You'll only find me if I make the mistake of hitting the "add reply" button ............ oops
Posted by: audiopaal Sep 8 2008, 01:00 PM
Muhahahaharrgh*cough*, I got you now you little... Wait, where'd you go?? Oh crabs, not again.. 
Posted by: Canis Sep 8 2008, 02:05 PM
I think it's got something to do with the Pick of Fate, made out of pure light... Thinking about it, that's of course what Muris has! What he claims to be the "Light Pick", is really a pick made out of pure light! And I suspect Johnny Law to be the creater of said pick!
And don't get me started on the 0.0005 gouge strings I've heard rumors about...
This is by the way my post #1000
Maybe Johnny has used me as a countdown since the dawn of time, and now something shred-tastic will happen
Posted by: Rated Htr Sep 8 2008, 02:09 PM
I think paal as give in to the dark side
Posted by: audiopaal Sep 8 2008, 02:14 PM
I know where he hides!!!
Read more http://www.guitarmasterclass.net/signup_ref.htm?referer=qpblxg4
Finally my name is cleared hehe, fools...
Posted by: Canis Sep 8 2008, 02:22 PM
Haha, just pay for a new referal membership and he'll show up at your house to give you a hug? 
Posted by: audiopaal Sep 8 2008, 02:35 PM
He (read: me) will show, but you won't live to tell!
Posted by: Rated Htr Sep 8 2008, 08:05 PM
He (read: me) will show, but you won't live to tell! You kill him, you kill part of GMC...you would never do that...would you?
Posted by: audiopaal Sep 8 2008, 08:15 PM
Yes I would... No I wouldn't!!! Man, I think I'm getting soft...
Posted by: Nazgul Sep 9 2008, 07:52 PM
Yes I would... No I wouldn't!!! Man, I think I'm getting soft... Stay brutal as hell, man.
Posted by: sigma7 Sep 9 2008, 07:57 PM
wow I have to travel carefuly thru gmc now before someone tosses a shuriken at me. How does one join the clan of ninja?... i said nothing
Posted by: Matt23 Sep 9 2008, 08:02 PM
I need to find a hiding thread...fast.
Posted by: sigma7 Sep 9 2008, 08:08 PM
hide in the what song are u listening to right now thread, there are a lot of replies so no one can find us
Posted by: Nazgul Sep 9 2008, 08:28 PM
Hundreds of special agents are hunting you, no way to escape. Stay tuned for being killed!
Posted by: berko Sep 9 2008, 08:31 PM
Where may I join the ninjas?? I have a brown belt in karate so pleease let me in...
Not here, vanished already
Posted by: Matt23 Sep 9 2008, 08:34 PM
Oh dear, im hiding there as well.
Where may I join the ninjas?? I have a brown belt in karate so pleease let me in... Not here, vanished already I have a black belt...
...not in karate though.
Posted by: Ivan Milenkovic Sep 9 2008, 08:49 PM
There is no way to escape buuahhahuahha, i circle the forum 24/7, hitting refresh every 15 minutes. My ctrl+r buttons are so overused they are barely visible on the keyboard!
Posted by: Rated Htr Sep 10 2008, 04:17 AM
If you circle the forum 24/7 than I can go to your house and steal your guitar while you watch carefully the forum
Posted by: Enucleation Sep 10 2008, 04:34 AM
Then that means your guitar is unprotected!
Posted by: Rated Htr Sep 10 2008, 07:20 AM
I'll take it along with me, it's my samurai sword...Using the power of neoclassical, I can defeat any enemy that comes
Posted by: audiopaal Sep 10 2008, 08:10 AM
You certain about that? We'll just have to see now won't we!? Muhahaharrhgh *cough*
Posted by: kaznie_NL Sep 10 2008, 06:39 PM
haha, funny Just make a new forum acount called John_Law and get busy in this topic ... ok maybe do not
Posted by: IDontWantMyUsername Sep 12 2008, 06:38 PM
I am getting suspicious now... I think the "Last seen"-button on people's pages are made for Ivan to find out where we are!
Posted by: Pi38 Sep 12 2008, 06:54 PM
Hmm. That's odd. I guess he's just been here for a really long time.
Posted by: Canis Sep 12 2008, 09:44 PM
Nope, just since january this year
He's always here though... He's always here! Posted by: Nazgul Sep 12 2008, 10:09 PM
He's always here though... He's always here! It's just bizarre. It's gets frightening... I won't sleep well tonight.
Posted by: Canis Sep 12 2008, 10:33 PM
Sweet dreams
He's always in peoples dreams... He shreds his way into peoples minds and makes them think of massive amounts of cheese
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