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Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Aug 28 2008, 08:46 PM
Are you a guest at GMC? Are you a GMC ex-member? Or heck are you a subscribing GMC member? And most importantly...
Are you funny?
Then this competition is for you! The prizes are an unlimited amount three-months free GMC access. Yes - that's right, the amount of entries will determine the amount of prizes distributed.
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How to win free GMC access:
Send a joke to [email protected] - it could be a text based joke, a youtube video, or whatever you can think of.
If your funny entry covers one (or more) of the following topics your chances of winning will increase dramatically:
* Anything http://www.guitarmasterclass.net/related
* Kris (me!), or my lessons at http://www.youtube.com/user/KristoferDahl, http://www.guitarmasterclass.net/instructor/Kristofer-Dahlor http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/Kristofer+Dahl/contributions/tv/
* http://www.guitarmasterclass.net/kmc-metal.htm(Kris' and Marcus' band)
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_peace
Please include your name, location and desired GMC password in the email - in case you should win.
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Quality entries will be published, as we get them, openly in the forum to entertain GMC (and the world).
Deadline estimation: In one month, October 1st. (Just in time for the cold and dark Scandinavian winter)
Winners will be announced in a separate thread.
I am looking forward to some entertaining entries,
-Kristofer
PS To get you in the right mood here is a picture of me trying to laugh:
And here is a video where I am competing with an ostrich:
kris_ostrich.wmv ( 3.13MB )
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Posted by: Lian Gerbino Aug 28 2008, 08:51 PM
hahahahaha, whatta funny idea! cant wait to see all the jokers!!! have fun mates!!! 
btw: awesome pic Kris!!!
Posted by: Jeff Aug 28 2008, 08:56 PM
! Kris, that's awesome!!
I can't stop laughing! Looks like you won the race! Only Kris could beat an Ostrich!
Posted by: Fran Aug 28 2008, 08:58 PM
Awesome idea, this competition will be real fun for sure!
Can't wait to see some entries
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Aug 28 2008, 09:00 PM
Yes I beat the Ostrich (I am glad we had the fence between us though - he thought I was competing for his females,but heck...Maria was behind the camera! )
Posted by: Kuba Szafran Aug 28 2008, 09:01 PM
Damn, you're pretty fast 
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Posted by: Ivan Milenkovic Aug 28 2008, 09:08 PM
that Ostrich thing was crazy
great initiative about this competition, can't wait to see the videos
Posted by: skennington Aug 28 2008, 09:09 PM
This should be cool! Another great idea man. Are pranks allowed? Clean of course.. 
Posted by: Jeff Aug 28 2008, 09:10 PM
)Yes, he most certainly must have recognized that!
Posted by: JeroenKole Aug 28 2008, 09:14 PM
hmmm, 3 month membership...
Better start writing a script, find a camera, find a camera man, get my good suit and start analyzing John Cleese again.
Hmmm, Maybe I'm going to have to think about this.
Posted by: fkalich Aug 28 2008, 09:17 PM
I thought I was the only one around here who was nuts.
Posted by: Siggum Aug 28 2008, 09:19 PM
Great idea Kris, and i love that video... hilarius.. is it your own ostrich?
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Aug 28 2008, 09:23 PM
No unfortunately not - I would have food for ages if I owned one. Have you seen the size of their eggs?!
Posted by: Juan M. Valero Aug 28 2008, 09:27 PM
Amazing competition !!!!! LOVE IT !!! And great pic, for sure
Posted by: Marcus Lavendell Aug 28 2008, 09:31 PM
I love this idea!!
And that ostrich video was just hilarious
Posted by: Emir Hot Aug 28 2008, 09:31 PM
hahaha cool
Posted by: MickeM Aug 28 2008, 09:33 PM
Yes I beat the Ostrich (I am glad we had the fence between us though - he thought I was competing for his females,but heck...Maria was behind the camera! ) I think we already have our winner right here. the ostrich of course!With no fence you could always stick your head in the sand to make all your troubles and enemies go away.
Uh... what if the ostrich were competing for your female and belived himself to be a winner???
Tough!!
Posted by: ZakkWylde Aug 28 2008, 09:34 PM
Great thanks to your ''smiling'' pic I will have nightmares until next week...
Does sarcasm count for the competition?
Posted by: audiopaal Aug 28 2008, 10:03 PM
Awesome competition
Very nice pic Kris
Posted by: MickeM Aug 28 2008, 10:05 PM
Does sarcasm count for the competition?
You can always hope Mr guitartube sits in the jury
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Aug 28 2008, 10:08 PM
Does sarcasm count for the competition?
Sure! Anything entertaining counts.
And sarcasm can be sooooo much fun.
Posted by: rokchik Aug 28 2008, 10:37 PM
Kris that vid was hilarious... a bit of advice to everyone though do not watch and drink at same time...
Great competition idea btw.
Posted by: Canis Aug 28 2008, 10:41 PM
Haha, the ostrich one wins the internet 
I'll definetly try to come up with something here ^^
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Aug 28 2008, 10:42 PM
Oh Rok - if you had filmed the water incident you could have won a prize!
Hmm who I am kidding you already have free access!
Posted by: DeepRoots Aug 28 2008, 10:47 PM
Best...........competition................idea................ever!
This will brighten up my days for sure
Posted by: rokchik Aug 28 2008, 10:56 PM
Hmm who I am kidding you already have free access!
It would have been very funny actually.... my dog didn't think it was as he unfortunately wore the water but his reaction was priceless.
Could have been an honorable mention
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Aug 28 2008, 11:10 PM
This should be cool! Another great idea man. Are pranks allowed? Clean of course.. Sorry I missed this one - yes pranks are allowed as long as nobody gets hurt!
Posted by: Bogdan Radovic Aug 28 2008, 11:22 PM
Ok Kris this is a hell of a joke (Ostrich race!! ) I almost fell off my chair heheheheh
This is such a great competition , we'll have so much fun!!
Posted by: Smells Aug 28 2008, 11:32 PM
the vid was hilarious, it was missing the "Benny Hill" music though (hopefully you know what I mean )
Cool idea for a competition! C`mon guests, makes us laugh!!
Posted by: Oxac Aug 28 2008, 11:35 PM
drinking water and watching might be a pain in the neck but drinking coffee and watching is insanely annoying.
Posted by: skennington Aug 29 2008, 12:12 AM
Ah yes, I've got several people in mind...Might even be a few GMC'ers.
MUHAHAHA!
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Aug 29 2008, 09:37 AM
Ok - we have got a first joke by Oxac:
turn on the computer and find out that the server is down, the pessimist
would then react like; Oh my god NOO!!! It cannot get any worse than this,
but the optimist on the other hand would say, of course it can.
The Guitar was hovering above Kris' chest in the exact same way as a brick
wouldn't
What's better than two woodchopping lumberjacks? Two metalchopping swedish
guitarists.
If Kris would have been a lumberjack he would probably have built an
entire empire by now.
"Swedish" Livet är underbart när underlivet är bart "Robert Gustavsson"
Quotes: I'm not as think as you drunk that I am "John Squire"
// Oxac
Posted by: Marcus Siepen Aug 29 2008, 11:41 AM
Hehe, great idea, and I can perfectly imagine you were glad that there was this fence between you and the ostrich ^^
Posted by: Capt.Z Aug 29 2008, 02:20 PM
Too bad... I'm not funny...
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Aug 29 2008, 02:34 PM
Ok I have received yet something funny, this time from Zakk Wylde!
Posted by: kyldeee Aug 29 2008, 02:38 PM
The video is freakin' funny, I laughed so hard
Posted by: Jeff Aug 29 2008, 03:29 PM
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Posted by: Henry Dietzel Aug 29 2008, 03:42 PM
Zakk-
This caption on the picture makes my day so much better, I needed that.
BTW, What a great pic Kris & a great idea adding this to the roster
I am normally a goofy smart ass but you'd never know because I never
touch on sarcasm in the forum. I am not sure who would laugh and who
would take it too serious.
I can't wait to read all the jokes
Posted by: Pitch_Black Aug 29 2008, 04:27 PM
I bring you the newest member of KMC Metal,
Myron The Bass Playing Ostrich.
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Aug 29 2008, 06:23 PM
We already seeing some great stuff!! Thanks!
Here are some pictures which I received via email - by Michal Pachali.
Posted by: Ivan Milenkovic Aug 29 2008, 06:31 PM
"this trip was a bad idea..."
This competition is awesome idea, great stuff so far
Posted by: Oxac Aug 29 2008, 07:15 PM
I'm gonna upload a pic I edited... Can you tell the difference from the original?
Posted by: Andrew Cockburn Aug 29 2008, 07:23 PM
My entry
Posted by: Ivan Milenkovic Aug 29 2008, 07:26 PM
Posted by: Skalde Aug 29 2008, 07:48 PM
Great Idea Kris.
Thanks for uploading my pictures
Posted by: Marcus Lavendell Aug 29 2008, 07:56 PM
Posted by: Vinod Saranga Aug 30 2008, 08:40 AM
I can't
Posted by: kjutte Aug 30 2008, 08:53 AM
wow, that bird run was awesome.
Posted by: Ian Bushell Aug 30 2008, 08:53 AM
HAHAHAHA That was a hilarious video Kris!
Great idea btw:)
Yes! Ostrich eggs are huge.
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Aug 31 2008, 10:14 AM
I can't decide which one I like best so far - I am leaning towards Andrew's I think!!
Here is an awesome pic from Alex Ottesen in Norway:
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And here is a picture slide from Skennington - keep them coming!!
GMC_Members.wmv ( 3.32MB )
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Posted by: SirEld Aug 31 2008, 03:04 PM
Haha that's a funny video Kris
Posted by: Canis Aug 31 2008, 06:01 PM
That would be me
The backstory with that line, is that there is a guy who looks like that who works at a burger shop nearby, but he's a kickass guitarplayer
Posted by: GuitarStar997 Sep 5 2008, 11:17 AM
this should be fun =)
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Sep 8 2008, 10:05 AM
I have gone through the pictures once again - they all rock!!
Here is another one from Kaznie:
Posted by: superize Sep 8 2008, 10:39 AM
I just sent this one to kris but i though i would show it to everybody else
Posted by: Muris Varajic Sep 8 2008, 11:23 AM
Awesome topic, ostrich video was a killer!
Posted by: Ivan Milenkovic Sep 8 2008, 03:31 PM
heheeh that one from Kaznie is great
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Sep 8 2008, 03:35 PM
Yes because on that picture you can actually tell that one of my arms is missing!
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Sep 12 2008, 10:10 PM
Here is another funny one by Canins - related to my birthday!
Posted by: Déjà vu Sep 13 2008, 05:08 AM
YAY! I love this idea !!! Man, I wish I had a good random sense of humor.
+1 for Global Warming & World Peace (Well, I dunno If I'm for Global Warming ).
Posted by: Young Guitarist Sep 13 2008, 08:43 AM
Im so gonna make an entry, and i got a kickass IDEA!!
Posted by: kaznie_NL Sep 13 2008, 09:52 AM
indeed
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Sep 22 2008, 11:57 AM
Here is another good one - from Geci in Serbia!
Posted by: Marcus Lavendell Sep 22 2008, 12:11 PM
Hehe... yep, that looks like a pro to me
Posted by: Jeff Oct 3 2008, 06:44 PM
[attachment=10378:Kris_fish.jpg]
Posted by: Marcus Lavendell Oct 3 2008, 07:00 PM
... says who? Kris or the fish?
Posted by: kaznie_NL Oct 3 2008, 07:07 PM
I think that'd be the fish
Posted by: Jeff Oct 3 2008, 08:55 PM
Good question...
I don't know!
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Oct 3 2008, 10:10 PM
hehe Jeff - results for this competition is coming up soon!
Posted by: Gabriel Leopardi Oct 3 2008, 10:56 PM
Funny idea video and photo!!! Can't wait to see the material of the participants!
Posted by: Ivan Milenkovic Oct 4 2008, 05:44 PM
OMG what a fish 
that is one hell of a catch!
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Oct 7 2008, 09:31 AM
Ok results for thic competition can be found here:
http://www.guitarmasterclass.net/guitar_forum/index.php?showtopic=20302
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