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GMC Forum _ CHILL OUT _ Got Hook Up By Hot Chick With A Guitar?
Posted by: guitargod Apr 10 2007, 01:40 PM
GUYs, was about to have my dinner so thought of writing a post before eating dinner,u guys know that day i happen to bump into someone's blog n in his blog there is something interested so thought of sharing with u guys from GMC,there was this guy who doest not play guitar,but one day he found a gibson guitar hardcase somewhere,so he thought of bring in home to fit some junk,he does not play guitar at all btw,then as he was walking to somewhere n stopping to buy something,he was approach by this hot chick n she ask him if he was in a band,he lied n said yup i am in a band n i am the lead guitar,the hot chick eyes glow up n was drawn to him,he continue his lie n eventutally got the girls no n they went out n she became his gf n they made out many times,but as mths pass,when the girl found out that he actually could not play guitar,she broke up with him...haha...does girls really dig guys that can play guitar very well? anyone of you have stories to share regarding such stuff??
Posted by: Pavel Apr 10 2007, 01:52 PM
Hahahahaha what a story! Awesome hahaha Keep'em comming guys!
Posted by: Andrew Cockburn Apr 10 2007, 02:37 PM
I can probably claim 50% credit for 2 girlfriends based on playing the guitar, but I had just as much success revealing my powerful Motorcycle at exactly the right stage in the proceedings (including my wife!)
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Apr 10 2007, 02:43 PM
I feel this discussion is going towards the "genitals department"! 
(to newcomers: gmc insider joke!)
back to the topic - I got my girl because she thought I was smart...gotcha!!
Posted by: Pavel Apr 10 2007, 03:04 PM
(to newcomers: gmc insider joke!)... and our master on topic: Kristofer Daaaaaahl!!! Watch out -> he'll burry your genitals
Posted by: jeff Apr 10 2007, 04:04 PM
(to newcomers: gmc insider joke!)back to the topic - I got my girl because she thought I was smart...gotcha!!
So what happened when she found out the truth?
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Apr 10 2007, 05:57 PM
You mean when she found the hole..erm
Either way, to answer your question: That's when had to get serious about the guitar!
Posted by: Andrew Cockburn Apr 10 2007, 07:38 PM
Either way, to answer your question: That's when had to get serious about the guitar!
Yeah, that's why I only claimed 50% for playing the guitar for those 2 girlfriends - I was unaware of Kris' "BG" technique at the time ... I currently practice it to 16ths at 120 bpm.
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Apr 10 2007, 07:49 PM
At that tempo you must have lots of G:s !
Posted by: Andrew Cockburn Apr 10 2007, 08:10 PM
No, just the usual number
in fact for this exercise, bpm = "buries per millenium", so its just every 8 years or so which isn't too bad ...
Posted by: Kristofer Dahl Apr 10 2007, 09:36 PM
in fact for this exercise, bpm = "buries per millenium", so its just every 8 years or so which isn't too bad ...hehe I have always wondered what bpm stood for!
Have we hijacked the thread? This wasn't my intention...
Posted by: beebo Apr 10 2007, 10:04 PM
I used to play at a bpm of 69...... lol! 
get it!
Posted by: The Uncreator Apr 11 2007, 01:32 AM
Clever i must say.
But sooner or later GMC New comers will get the bury your genitals thing, once they read the lyrics to "Collection of Sins" they be like
Oh......OH!!!
Posted by: Elson Apr 11 2007, 02:29 AM
hahaha...Whats a funny topic..Keep them up guys...By the way, My gf really like it when I play a piano song for her..haha.... not guitar anyway... T.T
Posted by: brainlesswonder Apr 11 2007, 02:57 AM
That's the difference between pretending one plays the guitar and playing the guitar, he "made out" a couple of times while a real axe man would have closed the deal.
Posted by: JCJXXL Apr 11 2007, 03:16 AM
LOL! NICE!
Posted by: Marcus Apr 11 2007, 03:48 PM
I met my ex-girlfriend because of my guitarplaying. Me, a drummer and my ex (who sings) started a band, a few months later we were together. And I can only say one thing... Don't get romantically involved with one of your band members! (Seriously...)
It lasted almost six months, but now I'm single and without a band
Posted by: BalysLTU Apr 11 2007, 09:04 PM
Haha.
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