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Posted by: Capt.Z Mar 23 2008, 02:51 AM

Welcome to the funny thread! Y complain, when u can
Laff and enjoy yourself!

did u know if u laff it adds 10 seconds to your life?(i think...)
well heres mine...

post your funny stuff please... we need the laughs!

Posted by: Sam Hook Mar 23 2008, 10:32 AM

QUOTE (Capt.Z @ Mar 23 2008, 01:51 AM)

did u know if u laff it adds 10 seconds to your life?(i think...)

Hehe, I don't think that's true. It's just one of those playground myths.

Anyway, here's some great pictures that I found a while back:

Sissy Girl Face:

Uh oh:

Right Between the Eyes:

Jawbreaker:

Posted by: Capt.Z Mar 23 2008, 12:01 PM

haha!!
these are hilarious!

i love the sissy face!

Posted by: Robin Mar 23 2008, 12:17 PM

Posted by: Tuubsu Mar 23 2008, 12:19 PM

heres a non picture one that CRACKED ME UP!
"
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bi***!"
"

Posted by: Robin Mar 23 2008, 12:22 PM

QUOTE (Tuubsu @ Mar 23 2008, 12:19 PM)

heres a non picture one that CRACKED ME UP!

"
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bi***!"
"

Lohohohol!!

Posted by: Sam Hook Mar 23 2008, 12:23 PM

Haha, yeah they're great.

Here's the page where I got them from:
http://www.top10kid.com/?p=27

Posted by: Tuubsu Mar 23 2008, 12:32 PM

A bomb squad style practical joke

Posted by: Capt.Z Mar 23 2008, 12:32 PM

RRAAAAARRRRR!!!

funny babies!

Posted by: Capt.Z Mar 23 2008, 01:08 PM

QUOTE (Tuubsu @ Mar 23 2008, 07:19 AM)

heres a non picture one that CRACKED ME UP!

"
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bi***!"
"

hahaha

Posted by: Milenkovic Ivan Mar 23 2008, 04:29 PM

ahhah those are hilarious, keep them coming

Posted by: Tuubsu Mar 23 2008, 09:00 PM

The Cat Grenade is a simple, yet fierce weapon

1. Pick up the cat

2. Throw the cat

(Of course you shouldn't really throw cats, duh!)

They say in the future wars will be fought by robots for the humans...

Posted by: Capt.Z Mar 24 2008, 01:31 AM

you can post youtube links too...

btw, how come like no one came...
if the Uncreator started this there would be 450...

Posted by: Tuubsu Mar 24 2008, 08:09 AM

QUOTE (Capt.Z @ Mar 24 2008, 02:31 AM)

you can post youtube links too...

btw, how come like no one came...

if the Uncreator started this there would be 450...

Don't worry we'll keep this thread up no matter how!

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The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President gets tired of the bickering and decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear, who is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!

Posted by: Siggum Mar 24 2008, 06:55 PM

Cool thread cap

Here is a few

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Posted by: at lights end Mar 24 2008, 07:05 PM

Posted by: Capt.Z Mar 24 2008, 10:45 PM

LOL!!!
i love the dog pic!

Posted by: Robin Mar 24 2008, 10:55 PM

QUOTE (Capt.Z @ Mar 24 2008, 10:45 PM)

i've always loved that one

Posted by: superize Mar 25 2008, 11:21 AM

http://www.aftonbladet.se/webbtv/nyheter/inrikes/article1897320.ab

Posted by: Capt.Z Mar 25 2008, 05:03 PM

QUOTE (superize @ Mar 25 2008, 06:21 AM)

http://www.aftonbladet.se/webbtv/nyheter/inrikes/article1897320.ab

Posted by: Trond Vold Mar 25 2008, 06:34 PM

Haha.. i love those Caturday pics

Posted by: superize Mar 27 2008, 03:33 PM

Here is somethg funny yhat i translated from swedish

Dad i killed wasp that was on the hood on the car with a hammer........I didnt hit the first time but after some tries i got it.......

Posted by: Capt.Z Mar 27 2008, 08:17 PM

QUOTE (superize @ Mar 27 2008, 10:33 AM)

Here is somethg funny yhat i translated from swedish

Dad i killed wasp that was on the hood on the car with a hammer........I didnt hit the first time but after some tries i got it.......

Those sneaky wasps... its best to hit em w/ sledgehammers!

Posted by: Pitch_Black Mar 27 2008, 09:24 PM

That personality totally fits my cat

Posted by: Pitch_Black Mar 27 2008, 09:40 PM

Some more cat ones

Posted by: Davidian Mar 27 2008, 09:58 PM

It's my turn now...

This one might not be clear... So I'll type what it says on the pic:
1. Go to a show 2. Open up the pit 3. Fight the invisible ninjas

And I think this one is also extremely funny

And I have some more cat pics... But I'll save 'em a while

Posted by: Robin Mar 29 2008, 11:20 AM

Posted by: DeepRoots Mar 30 2008, 11:54 AM

QUOTE (Davidian @ Mar 27 2008, 08:58 PM)

And I think this one is also extremely funny

LOL cheers man...

thats copyrighted btw!!

Posted by: Davidian Mar 30 2008, 12:13 PM

Should I remove it then?

If I violated copyright laws, I'm sorry! And I hope Holy Kitty forgives my sins!

Posted by: blindwillie Aug 1 2008, 12:35 PM

lolcat watch TV
http://www.jesper.nu/filmer/djur/5165-Dramatisk_katt/

Posted by: Juan M. Valero Aug 1 2008, 12:43 PM

great topic men !!!!! love specially all cats

Posted by: Capt.Z Aug 1 2008, 01:01 PM

Whoa.. I started this topic like 3 months ago..
Who woulda thought it would be active again?

HEHE

I like the last one with the scheming kitty

Posted by: Caelumamittendum Aug 1 2008, 01:15 PM

Have always liked this one:

Posted by: kaznie_NL Aug 1 2008, 02:10 PM

http://www.anvari.org/cols/Suicide_Methods_Explained_by_a_Rabbit/

This is a rabbit trying to kill himself in some very funny ways I like them There are more of them BTW

Funny pics here, I like the ninja cat with the dog who's kicked in the face!