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Zephyr
Feb 4 2009, 07:08 AM
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I had a great laugh over this, just some music geek humor! laugh.gif

C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "sorry,
but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G
have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the
fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries
to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom saying, "Excuse me.
I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender
is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the
bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found
in this bar tonight."

E-Flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with
nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "you're looking
sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major
development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit
and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's
under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of
contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced
to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional
facility.

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Feb 4 2009, 07:34 AM
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Haha, awesome. biggrin.gif

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Ramiro Delforte
Feb 4 2009, 07:48 AM
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Hahahahaha nice one
I have another

- What's a girl crying in an elevator that goes up?


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The ascending sensitive tongue.gif

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Feb 4 2009, 10:37 AM
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Canis
Feb 4 2009, 10:50 AM
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Haha tongue.gif

I showed this to a friend of mine, and he really couldn't understand what was so funny tongue.gif

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Muris Varajic
Feb 4 2009, 11:00 AM
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Good one. laugh.gif

Listen to this one.

Guy goes into med store and asks
-Hello, do you have any Gispirins?
Seller replies
-Hmm..never heard of...we have Aspirins tho!
And guy says
-You silly...G# and Ab is the same! laugh.gif

Note, here we pronounce Ab as As (and G# as Gis tho) biggrin.gif

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Zynex
Feb 4 2009, 11:18 AM
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QUOTE (Muris Varajic @ Feb 4 2009, 11:00 AM) *
Good one. laugh.gif

Listen to this one.

Guy goes into med store and asks
-Hello, do you have any Gispirins?
Seller replies
-Hmm..never heard of...we have Aspirins tho!
And guy says
-You silly...G# and Ab is the same! laugh.gif

Note, here we pronounce Ab as As (and G# as Gis tho) biggrin.gif


Hahaha that's a great one too biggrin.gif.

In holland we also prenounce it "as" and "gis".

That's why jokes like these don't work in english tho:

Asbak means Ashtray in dutch. So its a tray full of Ab's hehe wink.gif.

we have a really cool artist making these kinds of funny pictures like:

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Pedja Simovic
Feb 4 2009, 12:00 PM
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QUOTE (Muris Varajic @ Feb 4 2009, 11:00 AM) *
Good one. laugh.gif

Listen to this one.

Guy goes into med store and asks
-Hello, do you have any Gispirins?
Seller replies
-Hmm..never heard of...we have Aspirins tho!
And guy says
-You silly...G# and Ab is the same! laugh.gif

Note, here we pronounce Ab as As (and G# as Gis tho) biggrin.gif


I am crying here from laughing man hahaha awesome laugh.gif laugh.gif

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Muris Varajic
Feb 4 2009, 12:43 PM
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QUOTE (Pedja Simovic @ Feb 4 2009, 12:00 PM) *
I am crying here from laughing man hahaha awesome laugh.gif laugh.gif


Yeah, good one biggrin.gif

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Crazyfret
Feb 4 2009, 12:49 PM
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Ha Ha! Very good and clever. laugh.gif

Have anyone got any more?

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Haha, nice one smile.gif

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berko
Feb 4 2009, 01:36 PM
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QUOTE (Muris Varajic @ Feb 4 2009, 11:00 AM) *
Good one. laugh.gif

Listen to this one.

Guy goes into med store and asks
-Hello, do you have any Gispirins?
Seller replies
-Hmm..never heard of...we have Aspirins tho!
And guy says
-You silly...G# and Ab is the same! laugh.gif

Note, here we pronounce Ab as As (and G# as Gis tho) biggrin.gif


Man I got floored from this one laugh.gif (we say it the same way in Hungary...)

This stuff is sooo exhausting!

But a great fun to read as well... smile.gif

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Feb 4 2009, 02:10 PM
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So bad they're good. Can't stop laughing laugh.gif

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Feb 4 2009, 02:20 PM
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Guy walks into a shop and says to the Shopkeeper:-
"I'd like some Vic Firth 5A Sticks and a new set of Brushes, a Remo Snare Head, one of those new Paiste China Type Cymbals and some Sabian Cymbal Cleaner please."

The Shopkeeper says:-
"You're definitely a Drummer aren't you!!!!"

The Guy says:-
"Yeah, how did you know??"

The Shopkeeper says:-
"Cos this is a Fish and Chip Shop!!!!!!"

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Feb 4 2009, 02:57 PM
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Haha, thats pretty cool laugh.gif

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Feb 4 2009, 06:24 PM
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Hahahaha. laugh.gif They´re all great, but this one made me laugh the most: laugh.gif

QUOTE (Muris Varajic @ Feb 4 2009, 11:00 AM) *
Good one. laugh.gif

Listen to this one.

Guy goes into med store and asks
-Hello, do you have any Gispirins?
Seller replies
-Hmm..never heard of...we have Aspirins tho!
And guy says
-You silly...G# and Ab is the same! laugh.gif

Note, here we pronounce Ab as As (and G# as Gis tho) biggrin.gif



By the way, I have another one, but it is in French:

Pourquoi Fb est-il malade? Parce qu´il vomit (vaut Mi). laugh.gif laugh.gif
That´s a phonetical gag, I´ll try to explain it:
Why is Fb ill? Because it is puking/equal to E.
he pukes in frech: vomit
he is equal to E: vaut Mi
Those french words are pronounced the same way. laugh.gif

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Matt23
Feb 4 2009, 06:28 PM
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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif Nice joke.

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QUOTE (Tolek @ Feb 4 2009, 05:24 PM) *
Hahahaha. laugh.gif They´re all great, but this one made me laugh the most: laugh.gif




By the way, I have another one, but it is in French:

Pourquoi Fb est-il malade? Parce qu´il vomit (vaut Mi). laugh.gif laugh.gif
That´s a phonetical gag, I´ll try to explain it:
Why is Fb ill? Because it is puking/equal to E.
he pukes in frech: vomit
he is equal to E: vaut Mi
Those french words are pronounced the same way. laugh.gif


I really must brush up on my French huh.gif

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QUOTE (Crazyfret @ Feb 4 2009, 06:31 PM) *
I really must brush up on my French huh.gif

biggrin.gif Do you understand it at least?

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Seems my lame drummer jokes just won't cut it anymore tongue.gif . Totally stealing some of these. biggrin.gif biggrin.gif

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