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Posted by: Sergeant_Ant Jul 31 2007, 06:41 AM

Hey guys! I found a bunco fo music related quotes i thought i should share with yall tell me what you think!

http://www.ducksdeluxe.com/quotes.html

By the way there are also some jokes

http://www.ducksdeluxe.com/jokes.html

Posted by: Sircraigery Aug 8 2007, 08:08 AM

Here's a few of my favorite ones:

"Without music, life would be a mistake." -Friedrich Nietzsche

"Most beginners want to learn lead because they think it's cool .. consequently, they never really develop good rhythm skills .. since most of a rock guitarists time is spent playing rhythm, it's important to learn to do it well .. learning lead should come after you can play solid backup and have the sound of the chords in your head" - Eddie Van Halen

"If you hit a wrong note, then make it right by what you play afterwards." - Joe Pass / Jazz Guitar

"The more you know, the less you know. I don't feel like I know shit anymore, but I love it." - Mike Stern - Guitar

"We all have idols. Play like anyone you care about but try to be yourself while you're doing so." -B. B. King

Posted by: Smikey2006 Aug 8 2007, 08:29 AM

Love the Jokes:)

How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb? 5 ,1 to change the bulb and 4 to tell him how the old tubes were better

Posted by: Pavel Aug 8 2007, 08:55 AM

Cool quotes! Thanks for sharing!

Posted by: mattacuk Aug 8 2007, 09:06 AM

"Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!"
"Now Johnny, you can't do both!" -

Posted by: JVM Aug 8 2007, 09:15 AM

There's a lot of good quotes... I especially thought this joke was great: 'How does a lead guitarist change a lightbulb ?
He holds it up and the world revolves around him.'

Posted by: VinceG Aug 8 2007, 10:34 AM

if its hard to do then its not worth doing- Homer Simpson