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Spiderusalem View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 04:04 AM
Oct 31 2007, 04:04 AM	GMC:er Posts: 569 Joined: 15-August 07 From: San Francisco, California	No dirty minds allowed here, but yeah thats the way I think of them. Guitars are female, and the thing they give birth to is our signal. It escapes their mahogony womb and grows up through cables and distortions, until it can come out and become what we have come to know as "our tone". Its a beautiful process. We love them for their beauty, their endearing flaws, their voice, and they way they feel. Think about it. So a word to you gentlemen. Treat your ladies right lol sorry I'm being weird again. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by Spiderusalem: Oct 31 2007, 04:04 AM -------------------- Equipment: Classical/Jazz hybrid guitar. blunt/black humor. Success is the best revenge.

Ryan View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 04:07 AM
Oct 31 2007, 04:07 AM	GMC:er Posts: 1.286 Joined: 14-March 07 From: Hutchinson, Kansas, USA	QUOTE (Spiderusalem @ Oct 30 2007, 10:04 PM) No dirty minds allowed here, but yeah thats the way I think of them. Guitars are female, and the thing they give birth to is our signal. It escapes their mahogony womb and grows up through cables and distortions, until it can come out and become what we have come to know as "our tone". Its a beautiful process. We love them for their beauty, their endearing flaws, their voice, and they way they feel. Think about it. So a word to you gentlemen. Treat your ladies right lol sorry I'm being weird again. All guitars are girls. Wow, those are some mean, and very aggressive girls (thinking of Heavy Metal). I wouldnt want to date one of them!! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- “Obey the principles without being bound by them.”

The Uncreator View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 04:08 AM
Oct 31 2007, 04:08 AM	Fire Up The Blades, Moderator Posts: 8.933 Joined: 6-March 07 From: St. Petersburg, Florida	Jesus, i wonder what kinda girl Karl Sanders (Nile) custom KXK guitar is You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

Ryan View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 04:10 AM
Oct 31 2007, 04:10 AM	GMC:er Posts: 1.286 Joined: 14-March 07 From: Hutchinson, Kansas, USA	QUOTE (The Uncreator @ Oct 30 2007, 10:08 PM) Jesus, i wonder what kinda girl Karl Sanders (Nile) custom KXK guitar is Haha, all them Heavy metal girl/guitars are very abused. Someone needs to call the cops!! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- “Obey the principles without being bound by them.”

Spiderusalem View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 04:11 AM
Oct 31 2007, 04:11 AM	GMC:er Posts: 569 Joined: 15-August 07 From: San Francisco, California	QUOTE (Ryan @ Oct 30 2007, 08:07 PM) All guitars are girls. Wow, those are some mean, and very aggressive girls (thinking of Heavy Metal). I wouldnt want to date one of them!! Yes. Some of them are mean, very agressive, wholely unforgiving, and very high maintenance. Just like real women You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Equipment: Classical/Jazz hybrid guitar. blunt/black humor. Success is the best revenge.

The Uncreator View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 04:12 AM
Oct 31 2007, 04:12 AM	Fire Up The Blades, Moderator Posts: 8.933 Joined: 6-March 07 From: St. Petersburg, Florida	QUOTE (Spiderusalem @ Oct 30 2007, 07:11 PM) Yes. Some of them are mean, very agressive, wholely unforgiving, and very high maintenance. Just like real women Spiderusalem \| 1 Commentors \| 0 You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

Ryan View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 04:15 AM
Oct 31 2007, 04:15 AM	GMC:er Posts: 1.286 Joined: 14-March 07 From: Hutchinson, Kansas, USA	QUOTE (Spiderusalem @ Oct 30 2007, 10:11 PM) Yes. Some of them are mean, very agressive, wholely unforgiving, and very high maintenance. Just like real women Haha, aint that the truth!! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- “Obey the principles without being bound by them.”

Andrew Cockburn View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 04:24 AM
Oct 31 2007, 04:24 AM	Moderation Policy Director Posts: 10.459 Joined: 6-February 07 From: CT, USA	QUOTE (Spiderusalem @ Oct 30 2007, 11:11 PM) Yes. Some of them are mean, very agressive, wholely unforgiving, and very high maintenance. Just like real women Remember there are real women reading this whom we don't want to offend ... You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Check out my Instructor profile Live long and prosper ... My Stuff: Electric Guitars : Ibanez Jem7v, Line6 Variax 700, Fender Plus Strat with 57/62 Pickups, Line6 Variax 705 Bass Acoustic Guitars : Taylor 816ce, Martin D-15, Line6 Variax Acoustic 300 Nylon Effects : Line6 Helix, Keeley Modded Boss DS1, Keeley Modded Boss BD2, Keeley 4 knob compressor, Keeley OxBlood Amps : Epiphone Valve Jnr & Head, Cockburn A.C.1, Cockburn A.C.2, Blackstar Club 50 Head & 4x12 Cab

Ryan View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 04:24 AM
Oct 31 2007, 04:24 AM	GMC:er Posts: 1.286 Joined: 14-March 07 From: Hutchinson, Kansas, USA	QUOTE (Andrew Cockburn @ Oct 30 2007, 10:24 PM) Remember there are real women reading this whom we don't want to offend ... Yeah, ahh but we got the rocker women, there different You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- “Obey the principles without being bound by them.”

mattacuk View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 04:35 AM
Oct 31 2007, 04:35 AM	Lets go fishing! Posts: 5.526 Joined: 21-December 06 From: illinois	Hmmm, I will play it safe in this thread.... No comment !! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- *mysql> SELECT FROM master_name WHERE ((firstname = 'Paul') AND (lastname = 'Gilbert')); "The Fundimental Difference between Paul Gilbert and Buckethead is that Paul Explores the Good side of the force, while Buckethead Explores the Dark Side of the Force" :)**

ActiveX View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 05:39 AM
Oct 31 2007, 05:39 AM	GMC:er Posts: 241 Joined: 7-October 07 From: Vancouver, Canada	QUOTE (Ryan @ Oct 30 2007, 08:24 PM) Yeah, ahh but we got the rocker women, there different Ya, and the women I've met here have something called a SENSE OF HUMOR! Seriously, we are all friends here; friends rip on each other, and it's all in good fun. As long as no one goes over the line and personally attacks someone, I say bring it on! Some people these days are WAY too sensitive! It's ok to make jokes about female stereotypes, and it's ok for the girls to make fun of us guys for how much we smell, how much we belch, how lazy we are, etc, etc... I won't be offended, I promise...I hear it every day from my wife! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

Ryan View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 05:52 AM
Oct 31 2007, 05:52 AM	GMC:er Posts: 1.286 Joined: 14-March 07 From: Hutchinson, Kansas, USA	QUOTE (ActiveX @ Oct 30 2007, 11:39 PM) Ya, and the women I've met here have something called a SENSE OF HUMOR! Seriously, we are all friends here; friends rip on each other, and it's all in good fun. As long as no one goes over the line and personally attacks someone, I say bring it on! Some people these days are WAY too sensitive! It's ok to make jokes about female stereotypes, and it's ok for the girls to make fun of us guys for how much we smell, how much we belch, how lazy we are, etc, etc... I won't be offended, I promise...I hear it every day from my wife! Haha true, oh so true about the sensitivity thing. People now adays are just a "bunch of little girls" (figure of speech). They will cry about anything. Guys dont smell haha. ONLY there rooms do!! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- “Obey the principles without being bound by them.”

MickeM View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 07:12 AM
Oct 31 2007, 07:12 AM	Born of NWOBHM, Moderation Team Leader Posts: 8.562 Joined: 9-January 07 From: Stockholm, Sweden	I knew a lady once who said to me she could really envy a guitar, how well it was treated in the hands of it's owner, the guitarist. I don't see my guitar as a woman, but I can fully understand your point of view spiderusalem, aswell as my lady friend. So this time you contributed with a very sensable post You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- My bands homepage All time favourites: B. Streisand - Woman in Love, M. Hopkin - Those were the days, L. Richie - Hello

Spiderusalem View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 08:13 AM
Oct 31 2007, 08:13 AM	GMC:er Posts: 569 Joined: 15-August 07 From: San Francisco, California	QUOTE (MickeM @ Oct 30 2007, 11:12 PM) I knew a lady once who said to me she could really envy a guitar, how well it was treated in the hands of it's owner, the guitarist. I don't see my guitar as a woman, but I can fully understand your point of view spiderusalem, aswell as my lady friend. So this time you contributed with a very sensable post yeah it happens every once in a while that what I say actually means something. very rare though. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Equipment: Classical/Jazz hybrid guitar. blunt/black humor. Success is the best revenge.

The Uncreator View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 08:25 AM
Oct 31 2007, 08:25 AM	Fire Up The Blades, Moderator Posts: 8.933 Joined: 6-March 07 From: St. Petersburg, Florida	We treasure it though You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

FretDancer69 View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 01:00 PM
Oct 31 2007, 01:00 PM	GMC:er Posts: 2.442 Joined: 11-June 07 From: Honduras	QUOTE (Ryan @ Oct 30 2007, 10:52 PM) Guys dont smell haha. ONLY there rooms do!! Right On!!!! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Playing Guitar Since: December 2006

swingline View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 01:15 PM
Oct 31 2007, 01:15 PM	GMC:er Posts: 789 Joined: 2-August 07 From: Hemet, California	My guitars not male or female.... ITS A BEAST!!!!! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- -------------------- The Gear: Jackson Dinky 2M Snow White Line 6 Spider III 75 watt Line 6 FBV Express Foot Controller

rokchik View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 09:07 PM
Oct 31 2007, 09:07 PM	The Dark Canuck Posts: 2.729 Joined: 22-March 07 From: The Great White North	QUOTE (Spiderusalem @ Oct 31 2007, 12:04 AM) No dirty minds allowed here, but yeah thats the way I think of them. Guitars are female, and the thing they give birth to is our signal. It escapes their mahogony womb and grows up through cables and distortions, until it can come out and become what we have come to know as "our tone". Its a beautiful process. We love them for their beauty, their endearing flaws, their voice, and they way they feel. Think about it. So a word to you gentlemen. Treat your ladies right lol sorry I'm being weird again. I never put much stalk into how I refered to my guitar, but a while ago I realized I did refer to my Les Paul as "he". I guess it's due to the shear weight and how deep and throaty the tone is. Just seems like a boy guitar to me. Still haven't named him though But Spiderusalem the philosophy you mentioned is true for most I think. And not only with guitars...most men I know refer to their cars, motorcycle or whatever their prized possesions are as feminin. However I believe if most cared for the women in their lives like they care for these possesions, with the love and respect, the world would be a much happier place QUOTE (Spiderusalem @ Oct 31 2007, 12:11 AM) Yes. Some of them are mean, very agressive, wholely unforgiving, and very high maintenance. Just like real women This is true for both sides of the coin my friend. But don't get me started on the double standards between men and women All I'll say is there are jerks in both sexes. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

PlayAllDay View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 09:16 PM
Oct 31 2007, 09:16 PM	GMC:er Posts: 323 Joined: 30-September 07	Does that mean if I bring one of my guitars to bed with us my man gets one of his dearest fantasies fulfilled??? You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Lead me not into temptation - I can find the way myself...

rokchik View Member Profile	Oct 31 2007, 09:21 PM
Oct 31 2007, 09:21 PM	The Dark Canuck Posts: 2.729 Joined: 22-March 07 From: The Great White North	QUOTE (PlayAllDay @ Oct 31 2007, 05:16 PM) Does that mean if I bring one of my guitars to bed with us my man gets one of his dearest fantasies fulfilled??? That is too funny girl! If that's the case I gotta get a bigger bed as I'd have to sleep next to a motorcycle! But seriously...why do people refer to stuff in the feminine? You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by rokchik: Oct 31 2007, 09:23 PM

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