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Posted by: Pi38 May 14 2008, 04:06 PM

This is a topic for everyone to share their lame jokes. Everyone has at least one that gives you a weak little chuckle. I'll start. This one my brother came up with: Why did the ducks have convention for their friend? Because he was addicted to "quack". Like crack, but instead quack! *weak laugh*

Posted by: Old School Rocker May 14 2008, 04:39 PM

QUOTE (Pi38 @ May 14 2008, 08:06 AM)

Posted by: Pi38 May 14 2008, 04:42 PM

Well, I guess it makes sense that you would forget lame jokes because, well, they're lame. Maybe not the best thread to start.

Posted by: Trond Vold May 14 2008, 05:11 PM

Hah
I got one:

Where to sith lords go to shop?

.... at Darth Ma(u)ll

Posted by: Pi38 May 14 2008, 05:12 PM

Now that one is classic!

Posted by: Mark. May 14 2008, 05:41 PM

It's BIG and YELLOW, and if it hits you in your eye your dead !





















A TRAIN!

Posted by: Pi38 May 14 2008, 05:46 PM

Posted by: Ivan Milenkovic May 14 2008, 09:46 PM

What's that small and dangerous sitting on a branch of a tree?









Sparrow with a sniper rifle.

Posted by: DeepRoots May 14 2008, 09:56 PM

Well you want lame? You got it

What do clouds wear under their clothes?













Thunderware

Posted by: bladzerok May 14 2008, 10:03 PM

QUOTE (DeepRoots @ May 14 2008, 04:56 PM)

Well you want lame? You got it

What do clouds wear under their clothes?













Thunderware

Posted by: Pi38 May 14 2008, 10:07 PM

We're actually getting some good jokes out of this! Great ones, Ivan and DeepRoots.

Posted by: DeepRoots May 14 2008, 10:10 PM

What insect is good at math?
















An account-ant.

Posted by: Trond Vold May 14 2008, 10:10 PM

Haha! The thunderware one was brilliant

Posted by: chast May 14 2008, 10:13 PM

I love lame jokes
Some more please
I only know german ones and can't translate them with the right sense :/

Posted by: Nemanja Filipovic May 14 2008, 10:15 PM

I know that Chuck is every where but this one is my favorite,
"Chuck Norris ones hit a man in a soul"

Posted by: DeepRoots May 14 2008, 10:18 PM

What did the snowman say to the other snowman?


"Do you smell carrot?"

Posted by: Stevie·Ray·Vaughn May 14 2008, 10:28 PM

What do you call a boy with one foot in the door?














Justin
(Just in)

Posted by: Hisham Al-Sanea May 14 2008, 10:36 PM

five different things between the 2 pictures
can you know it ?

Posted by: Siggum May 14 2008, 10:45 PM

QUOTE (Hisham Al-Sanea @ May 14 2008, 11:36 PM)

Posted by: Hisham Al-Sanea May 14 2008, 10:50 PM

@ sigumm the 4 different things is right still 1 more i will give 3 days for answer

Posted by: Stevie·Ray·Vaughn May 14 2008, 10:50 PM

Is that the joke, theres only 4?

Posted by: Hisham Al-Sanea May 14 2008, 10:52 PM

QUOTE (Stevie·Ray·Vaughn @ May 15 2008, 01:50 AM)

Is that the joke, theres only 4?

Posted by: Trond Vold May 15 2008, 01:25 AM

Where do baby cows eat?










The calf-eteria...........

Sorry

I got some better ones up my sleeve, but cant put them here.. would probably be considered a bit offensive

Posted by: USAMAN May 15 2008, 02:37 AM

Why dont canibals eat clowns?













They taste funny

Posted by: Maximus May 15 2008, 02:58 AM

Where does a pig keep his car?


















In a porking lot!

Posted by: stratman33 May 15 2008, 03:07 AM

I have some pretty lame yo mamma jokes but there probably to bad to put up lol

Posted by: Sircraigery May 15 2008, 05:45 AM

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?









100. One to actually do it, and 99 to say they could have done it better.

QUOTE (Maximus @ May 15 2008, 02:58 AM)

Posted by: Pi38 May 15 2008, 03:02 PM

Oh, man, these are awesome.

Posted by: Capt.Z May 15 2008, 09:03 PM

hhmmm..... i think i got one, but jacked up..

How does a turtle with no legs or arms get across a freeway?

...

Take the f out of way!

You say, "Theres no f in way!!!"

pretty dumb, but when you think about it..

no f in way. No f***in' way!