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GMC Forum _ CHILL OUT _ The 'i'm Winning' Thread!

Posted by: David.C.Bond Dec 9 2007, 03:04 PM

I saw this on another forum, the idea is basically that whoever posted the last reply is winning. But to keep the game interesting you have to think of a suitably hilarious taunt to provoke other people to beat you!

Note: Let not get offensive, or use swear words etc, its just for fun!

So David takes the lead in the GMC race, with seemingly few chances of anyone even coming close to beating him, this young man has been training for this race for years and it has clearly paid off! I'm winning.

Posted by: tonymiro Dec 9 2007, 03:08 PM

... But only when it was a race of one. Now that you've competition Dave you're back in last spot wink.gif .

Posted by: David.C.Bond Dec 9 2007, 03:16 PM

QUOTE (tonymiro @ Dec 9 2007, 02:08 PM) *
... But only when it was a race of one. Now that you've competition Dave you're back in last spot wink.gif .


An admirable attempt Tony, but decidedly foolish. Your efforts were in vain, as I once again have taken the lead!

Posted by: The Uncreator Dec 9 2007, 03:27 PM

Then suddenly out of nowhere riding a dinosaur, The Uncreator passes by David to take the lead! I'm Winning!

Posted by: tonymiro Dec 9 2007, 03:34 PM

Sadly Uncreator's dinosaur suddenly realised it was extinct and dissapeared leaving Tony to again whizt to the front leaving all in his wake.

Posted by: DeepRoots Dec 9 2007, 03:37 PM

Tony might as well be back in the Prehistoric ages with uncreator's dinosaur- as Deeproots Soars into the lead biggrin.gif

Posted by: The Uncreator Dec 9 2007, 03:39 PM

But The Uncreator zooms by DeepRoots in the Millenium Falcon (Where did he get it?!?!!) No one knows, and he is now in the lead!!

Posted by: Batista Dec 9 2007, 03:41 PM

The Uncreator sees a nice flower in the trench, which he stops to look at. Batista blasts up in the lead.


Edit: I was to late, so edited the name.

Posted by: David.C.Bond Dec 9 2007, 03:42 PM

QUOTE (The Uncreator @ Dec 9 2007, 02:39 PM) *
But The Uncreator zooms by DeepRoots in the Millenium Falcon (Where did he get it?!?!!) No one knows, and he is now in the lead!!


Closely followed by Darth David in a Tie Fighter, who blasts The Millenium Falcon to pieces and claims his rightful place! tongue.gif
Edit: I give Baptista a similar blasting treatment!

Posted by: Toni Suominen Dec 9 2007, 03:52 PM

Then Toni just walks by everybody with Steven Seagal as his bodyguard, so no one has the courage to prevent him taking the lead.

Posted by: Iluha Dec 9 2007, 03:56 PM

Everyone stop, shocked watching Iluha walking by in slow motion waving and smiling, hearing the rocky theme in the background, all hope was lost!

Posted by: Batista Dec 9 2007, 03:59 PM

Batista threw his guitar at Iluha, so his head exploded so he didn't see where he ran, so he felt off a cliff. Batista is back in the lead once again.

Posted by: DeepRoots Dec 9 2007, 04:03 PM

Batista was easy enough to take care of, but also taking out steven segal had to be addressed...
luckily he's an easy target...




"Oo noz im gna gt pwned"



Back in the lead!

Posted by: Batista Dec 9 2007, 04:09 PM

When DeepRoots was in the city getting Steven Seagal executed, he found a television with Teletubbies on, and sat down to watch long enough for Batista to regain conciousness and get back in the lead.

Posted by: Toni Suominen Dec 9 2007, 04:10 PM

But then Steven Seagal rised up from the ground (if you have ever watched Steven Seagal's movies, you would now that he is immortal) and threw Toni back to the lead

Posted by: DeepRoots Dec 9 2007, 04:13 PM

Working for Deeproots,



Harry Potter knew that only the killing curse could get rid of Seagal , for good!

DeepRoots strolled into the lead, again!

Posted by: Batista Dec 9 2007, 04:16 PM



Then DeepRoots got caught in a battle between Harry and Voldemort, so Batisa once more strived back into the lead.

Posted by: Xranthoius Dec 9 2007, 04:30 PM

Xranthoius played an amazing riff stunning everyone while I passed Batista.

Posted by: David.C.Bond Dec 9 2007, 04:42 PM

QUOTE (Xranthoius @ Dec 9 2007, 03:30 PM) *
Xranthoius played an amazing riff stunning everyone while I passed Batista.


Unfortunately Xranthoius snapped a string, so with minimal effort required, David took the lead!

Posted by: JVM Dec 9 2007, 04:46 PM

This whole time, JVM has been setting up for a human cannonball shot! Jumping into the ridiculously huge cannon he flies past all competition and is now in the lead! I'm winning!

(I know biggrin.gif I didn't quite follow the rules tongue.gif)

Posted by: Xranthoius Dec 9 2007, 04:53 PM

QUOTE (JVM @ Dec 9 2007, 09:46 AM) *
This whole time, JVM has been setting up for a human cannonball shot! Jumping into the ridiculously huge cannon he flies past all competition and is now in the lead! I'm winning!

(I know biggrin.gif I didn't quite follow the rules tongue.gif)


Too bad Xranthoius diassembled the landing net and he smacked into the ground and exploded instintly. Xranthoius dropped his guitar and ran for the lead once again.

Posted by: Toni Suominen Dec 9 2007, 04:53 PM

Then Toni played a A5 powerchord, but he played it so brilliantly, that everybody just vanished into thin air. Now he is in the lead!

Posted by: JVM Dec 9 2007, 04:56 PM

The a5 power chord, while making everyone else vanish into thin air, had the opposite effect on JVM who had already exploded into thin air! While Toni was busy, JVM took the lead!

Posted by: DeepRoots Dec 9 2007, 04:57 PM

However, after hearing DeepRoots solo amazing never-before-heard ideas over this simple A5 chord, JVM and all other competition broke down into tears...facilitating DeepRoots' advance to first place....


I'm winning!

Posted by: Iluha Dec 9 2007, 05:03 PM

Iluha, with a bright moment, scremed "LOOK! a 3 headed monkey!", Everyone stopped and turned to gaze at the imaginative phenomena, while Iluha ran back into the lead holding his new head in place waiting for the glue to dry.

Posted by: Xranthoius Dec 9 2007, 05:03 PM

Xranthoius wasn't stupid enough to fall for the joke and beat Iluha with a stick and took the lead.

Posted by: DeepRoots Dec 9 2007, 05:11 PM

Having found an actual 3 headed monkey in the general direction that was pointed by Iluha (what are the odds biggrin.gif ?!?), DeepRoots taught the tri-headed mokey to gnaw at all the opponents ankles, giving him a split second to jump into the lead!

I

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Posted by: Iluha Dec 9 2007, 05:14 PM

Iluha ran really fast and got in the lead again! laugh.gif

Posted by: Xranthoius Dec 9 2007, 05:20 PM

QUOTE (Iluha @ Dec 9 2007, 10:14 AM) *
Iluha ran really fast and got in the lead again! laugh.gif


Iluha was too focused on running fast and while trying to pass up Xranthoius, he simply stuck out his foot leaving him on the ground. Xranthoius in winning!

Posted by: DeepRoots Dec 9 2007, 05:23 PM

DeepRoots got ahead of the pack once again, for the simple reason of his COOL RATING being the highest for like... thousands of miles around!

I'm winning wink.gif

Posted by: Xranthoius Dec 9 2007, 05:31 PM

Xranthoius uses his uglyness and puts DeepRoots into a coma. Xranthoius is winning!!

Posted by: Smells Dec 9 2007, 05:34 PM

Smells drops his trousers and lets rip, the foul stench stops everything in its path, smells sneaks through the stench ridden smog and soars off into the lead

Posted by: VinceG Dec 9 2007, 05:53 PM

Luckily enough, Vince realized that he is god himself so everyone loses against Vince. Muhahahahahaha

Posted by: David.C.Bond Dec 9 2007, 05:54 PM

QUOTE (Smells @ Dec 9 2007, 04:34 PM) *
Smells drops his trousers and lets rip, the foul stench stops everything in its path, smells sneaks through the stench ridden smog and soars off into the lead


Prepared for such an event, David whips out a gasmask and speeds off into the distance, overtaking Smells with ease!

I'm Winning!

Posted by: Iluha Dec 9 2007, 05:57 PM

QUOTE (VinceG @ Dec 9 2007, 06:53 PM) *
Luckily enough, Vince realized that he is god himself so everyone loses against Vince. Muhahahahahaha


Iluha doesn't bealive in Vince, and everyone loses to Vince except for Iluha! I'm winning!

Posted by: The Uncreator Dec 9 2007, 06:07 PM

I distract Iluha by playing A Satriani song, he stops to admire it but i am immune to it (thanks to my ear plugs!)

I take the lead again!

Posted by: Eat-Sleep-andJam Dec 9 2007, 06:18 PM

QUOTE (The Uncreator @ Dec 9 2007, 09:07 AM) *
I distract Iluha by playing A Satriani song, he stops to admire it but i am immune to it (thanks to my ear plugs!)

I take the lead again!



Esj runs by The Uncreator and tosses him a cd player and Iron Madiens " The Number of the Beast" cd. This keeps him busy for hours. Im WINNING! biggrin.gif

Posted by: g-forcelover Dec 9 2007, 06:19 PM

My hamster had an Idea!!!!! as i place a fake JEM, people go to see if it's real and if they could steal it, and I take the lead!

Posted by: Milenkovic Ivan Dec 9 2007, 06:22 PM

But one person didn`t go to see the Jem because he doesen`t like flashy guitars, and somebody forgot to feed his hamster so back you go man. I`m wining smile.gif

Posted by: Xranthoius Dec 9 2007, 06:23 PM

Xranthoius realizes that the jem is a fake and puts him into rage. He runs so fast and passes Milenkovic Ivan.

Posted by: g-forcelover Dec 9 2007, 06:27 PM

I place my sister in front of Xranthoius, making him scream in fright, and as his eyes are burning i sneak ahead!

Posted by: Iluha Dec 9 2007, 09:11 PM

Iluha takes an Epiphone Les Paul out of his pocket, that's some big pocket, erases the Ephiphone replacing it with Gibson, throws it on the floor and while everyone are fighting over the "Gibson" he backflips above the brawl, taking the lead yet again!

Posted by: Davidian Dec 9 2007, 09:13 PM

Davidian is the first one to see the Gibson is fake. He throws the guitar at Iluha which is then knocked out. Davidian takes a little sprint and is winning!

Posted by: Batista Dec 9 2007, 09:13 PM

Batista wins the fight since he is a proffesional wrestler, and uses a familiar move when he throws the guitar in the head of Iluha so his head explodes once again, before he runs up into the lead and away from everybody else.

Edit: God damn it! To late again.

Posted by: preownedguitar Dec 9 2007, 09:18 PM

Everyone realizes I am Chuck Norris and therefor you all are just fighting for second place.

Posted by: SLASH91 Dec 9 2007, 09:22 PM

Your an imposter
I'm the real Chuch Norris. I'm winning!

Posted by: Unleash-The-Shred Dec 9 2007, 09:26 PM

QUOTE (SLASH91 @ Dec 9 2007, 03:22 PM) *
Your an imposter
I'm the real Chuch Norris. I'm winning!


Out of nowhere Jet Li appears and challenges Chuck Norris to a fight. Unleash takes the lead.

Posted by: Davidian Dec 9 2007, 09:27 PM

Unleash-The-Shred is then being kidnapped by a group of elite ninja's Davidian bribed.
Davidian is back in the lead!

Posted by: Unleash-The-Shred Dec 9 2007, 09:33 PM

QUOTE (Davidian @ Dec 9 2007, 03:27 PM) *
Unleash-The-Shred is then being kidnapped by a group of elite ninja's Davidian bribed.
Davidian is back in the lead!


After Jet Li Finishes off Chuck, he then saves Unleash, whom then takes the lead again riding in one of these.


Posted by: Davidian Dec 9 2007, 09:38 PM

Hey, what's that?
It's a nail, lying on the road!
Unleash-The-Shred didn't see it, and his front tire hits it!
Oh no, flat tire! The car slides of the road. Unleash-The-Shred manages to escape, but is thinking about how he could not see the nail.
Davidian is winning again!

Posted by: SLASH91 Dec 9 2007, 09:44 PM

QUOTE (Davidian @ Dec 9 2007, 02:38 PM) *
Hey, what's that?
It's a nail, lying on the road!
Unleash-The-Shred didn't see it, and his front tire hits it!
Oh no, flat tire! The car slides of the road. Unleash-The-Shred manages to escape, but is thinking about how he could not see the nail.
Davidian is winning again!


Davian is so focused on winning that he doesn't realise that there is serous road construction. He falls into a pit. Slash runs around it. Slash is winning.

Posted by: Batista Dec 9 2007, 09:46 PM

The vocalist of Tokio Hotel jumps out and scare the living [poo] out of everyone except Batista who takes the lead riding one of these:



Edited for language - Andrew

Posted by: Unleash-The-Shred Dec 9 2007, 09:47 PM

QUOTE (SLASH91 @ Dec 9 2007, 03:44 PM) *
Davian is so focused on winning that he doesn't realise that there is serous road construction. He falls into a pit. Slash runs around it. Slash is winning.


Slash, ending up seeing the real Slash, gets distracted. Unleash takes the lead.

Posted by: Davidian Dec 9 2007, 09:50 PM

Davidian managed to crawl out of the pit and takes one of the bulldozers. Davidian is in the lead again!

Posted by: Unleash-The-Shred Dec 9 2007, 09:53 PM

QUOTE (Davidian @ Dec 9 2007, 03:50 PM) *
Davidian managed to crawl out of the pit and tkaes one of the bulldozers. Davidian takes the lead again!


Bulldozers go very slow. So i'm still in the lead. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: JVM Dec 9 2007, 09:56 PM

This would make a great movie biggrin.gif

JVM has been filming the whole time and puts the film on a big TV that everyone cant help but watch! JVM takes the lead while everyone is distracted!

Posted by: SLASH91 Dec 9 2007, 09:56 PM

John Petrucci appears out of no where. Unleash the shred gets distracted. I am in the lead.

Posted by: Davidian Dec 9 2007, 09:56 PM

Davidian pushes the NOS-button from the bulldozer. biggrin.gif
Wooooooosh!
He 'flies' away, ahead of everyone!

Posted by: Unleash-The-Shred Dec 9 2007, 09:58 PM

JVM doesn't realize that Unleash is still way way ahead of everyone else, and Unleash doesn't even know about the TV because he is so far ahead.

JVM still thinks he is in the lead though because he has no clue Unleash is so far ahead.

laugh.gif

Posted by: JVM Dec 9 2007, 10:03 PM

QUOTE (Unleash-The-Shred @ Dec 9 2007, 08:58 AM) *
JVM doesn't realize that Unleash is still way way ahead of everyone else, and Unleash doesn't even know about the TV because he is so far ahead.

JVM still thinks he is in the lead though because he has no clue Unleash is so far ahead.

laugh.gif


But then Unleash runs into funky groove land! He cant help but dance but since he does not know how to dance he wastes much time. JVM catches up and quickly dances through funky groove land to take the lead!

Posted by: Unleash-The-Shred Dec 9 2007, 10:06 PM

QUOTE (JVM @ Dec 9 2007, 04:03 PM) *
But then Unleash runs into funky groove land! He cant help but dance but since he does not know how to dance he wastes much time. JVM catches up and quickly dances through funky groove land to take the lead!


laugh.gif laugh.gif

JVM then realizes he is [confused]. laugh.gif laugh.gif (Sorry if this is inappropriate then you can erase it Andrew or Tony.) So Unleash is still in the lead.

Funky Groove Land. laugh.gif I had to say something about [being confused] when i read that.

Edited - Andrew

Posted by: Batista Dec 9 2007, 10:08 PM

Batista and Superman bets on who can drink 10 bottles of coke fastest, and Batista wins and gets Superman's fast running ability in reward. This means Batista runs past everybody, even Unleash-the-shred and JVM who were miles ahead of everyone else.

Posted by: Unleash-The-Shred Dec 9 2007, 10:10 PM

Batista then looses his abilities because his body cannot handle all of the coke and has some sort of reaction. Unleash once again is leading.

Posted by: SLASH91 Dec 9 2007, 10:10 PM

Batista runs into some kryptonite. He is rushed to the emergency room while slash goes on ahead.

Posted by: Davidian Dec 9 2007, 10:10 PM

But then Batista has some trouble with the Coke he drank too fast...
He has to stop 5 minutes, to make a huge burp!
Davidian stands in front of Batista when he burps, and is thrown to the first place by the tremendous power of the burp!

EDIT: Too late

Posted by: Toni Suominen Dec 9 2007, 10:12 PM

then Davidian spots a fly in the air and starts to follow it, and Toni takes the lead

Posted by: Batista Dec 9 2007, 10:12 PM

Then Batista lets out a gigantic fart aswell, which blows him back in the lead, and poisons everyone behind him.

Posted by: Davidian Dec 9 2007, 10:13 PM

Davidian is in the air, so he doesn't notice the fart.
Davidian 'steals' the fly's wings and flies past Batista!
First again!

Posted by: Batista Dec 9 2007, 10:15 PM

Batista goes on a killing frenzie, to stop everyone else from beeing able to reach goal at all, so he is guaranteed to win rolleyes.gif

Posted by: Unleash-The-Shred Dec 9 2007, 10:16 PM

Batista doesn't even spell frenzy right so he isn't capable in doing so. rolleyes.gif

Posted by: Batista Dec 9 2007, 10:17 PM

Batista shoots Unleash-The-Shred with a tank, because he complained on his spelling ^^

Posted by: DeepRoots Dec 9 2007, 10:19 PM

DeepRoots returns after his long absence and takes the lead using his awesom spelling skills.

Ighm WhiNingng!

Posted by: Hemlok Dec 9 2007, 10:20 PM

Whats this??? Hemlok soaring by on the back of a perigrine falcon, scalping contesters with its mighty talons, there is no doubt about it... I'm winning.

Posted by: Unleash-The-Shred Dec 9 2007, 10:21 PM

Unleash can't get blown up.

Posted by: David.C.Bond Dec 9 2007, 10:32 PM

Returning after what seemed like defeat, David blasts his way into the lead, leaving everyone far behind, helpless and most certainly LOSING!

Obviously I'm WINNING

Posted by: Davidian Dec 9 2007, 10:34 PM

But then suddenly a group of extremely agressive penguins attack the first thing they see. And David happens to be that first thing...
Davidian runs around the penguins (and David) and is back in the lead.

Posted by: botoxfox Dec 9 2007, 10:35 PM

Then, out of thin air, botoxfox appears and kicks everyone's ass and takes the lead.

Posted by: Unleash-The-Shred Dec 9 2007, 10:38 PM

QUOTE (Davidian @ Dec 9 2007, 04:34 PM) *
But then suddenly a group of extremely agressive penguins attack the first thing they see. And David happens to be that first thing...
Davidian runs around the penguins (and David) and is back in the lead.


Then Unleash (another David laugh.gif ) runs past Davidian and Botox somehow, but noone knows how.

QUOTE (Unleash-The-Shred @ Dec 9 2007, 04:06 PM) *
laugh.gif laugh.gif

JVM then realizes he is [confused]. laugh.gif laugh.gif (Sorry if this is inappropriate then you can erase it Andrew or Tony.) So Unleash is still in the lead.

Funky Groove Land. laugh.gif I had to say something about [being confused] when i read that.

Edited - Andrew


laugh.gif laugh.gif

Nice job on the editing Andrew.

Posted by: DeepRoots Dec 9 2007, 10:39 PM

But DeepRoots knows how unleash did it- and stealing his technique does exactly the same all the way to 1st place...


Surely 'tis i who is winning?!

Posted by: Unleash-The-Shred Dec 9 2007, 10:41 PM

Yet DeepRoots was really dreaming and didn't pass me. laugh.gif

Nobody knows my technique.

Posted by: Davidian Dec 9 2007, 10:42 PM

But then Davidian goes into a hyperbolic timechamber. He trains and trains and trains until his feet are as fast as Pavel's fingers when shredding at 200bpm! The only thing Unleash-The-Shred sees when Davidian runs past him, is a huge flash!

Posted by: DeepRoots Dec 9 2007, 10:43 PM

QUOTE (Davidian @ Dec 9 2007, 09:42 PM) *
is a huge flash!

...of DeepRoots' gun- aimed right at Davidian's dodgy left toe......swimmingly taking the lead.

Posted by: g-forcelover Dec 9 2007, 10:47 PM

QUOTE (Unleash-The-Shred @ Dec 9 2007, 03:33 PM) *
After Jet Li Finishes off Chuck, he then saves Unleash, whom then takes the lead again riding in one of these.



it turns out that chuck norris won, and jet li sucks, and i get a ride from chuck to the front!!! IM WINNING!!!!!

Posted by: Unleash-The-Shred Dec 9 2007, 10:49 PM

Well Tony Jaa then comes out of nowhere and beats the sh*t out of Chuck. I'm winning.

Posted by: g-forcelover Dec 9 2007, 10:52 PM

QUOTE (Unleash-The-Shred @ Dec 9 2007, 04:49 PM) *
Well Tony Jaa then comes out of nowhere and beats the sh*t out of Chuck. I'm winning.


CHUCK NORRIS CAN NOT BE BEAT!!!!!!!!! HE CAN DROWN A FISH, THROW A BIRD OFF A CLIFF AND KILL IT, ALSO THE BOOGYMAN CHECKS HIS CLOSET EACH NIGHT FOR CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS HIS TOILET PAPER!!!!!!!! lol

 

Posted by: JVM Dec 9 2007, 10:52 PM

Then JVM pulls a Wile E. Coyote and paints a tunnel on a wall which everyone runs into and JVM pulls ahead!

Posted by: Davidian Dec 9 2007, 10:54 PM

The tunnel turned out to be real!
It's a shortcut! Everyone is now ahead of JVM, with Davidian in front!

Posted by: g-forcelover Dec 9 2007, 10:54 PM

but i cast a spell on the painted wall, and run through to get in the lead!!!!!!! with help from chuck norris

Posted by: Unleash-The-Shred Dec 9 2007, 10:54 PM

QUOTE (g-forcelover @ Dec 9 2007, 04:52 PM) *
CHUCK NORRIS CAN NOT BE BEAT!!!!!!!!! HE CAN DROWN A FISH, THROW A BIRD OFF A CLIFF AND KILL IT, ALSO THE BOOGYMAN CHECKS HIS CLOSET EACH NIGHT FOR CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS HIS TOILET PAPER!!!!!!!! lol


Tony Jaa probably really could kick Chuck Norris' ass. Do you know who he is?

Posted by: g-forcelover Dec 9 2007, 10:59 PM

tony jaa is chuck norris' slave. he ordered tony to take my to the lead!!!

Posted by: Unleash-The-Shred Dec 9 2007, 11:00 PM

This is getting boring mad.gif , I quit the race.

Posted by: botoxfox Dec 9 2007, 11:04 PM

,

Posted by: Xranthoius Dec 9 2007, 11:17 PM

Xranthoius knocked botofox out with a rock and took the lead!

Posted by: g-forcelover Dec 9 2007, 11:20 PM

i pick up my future mockingbird special and shred unnaturaly to the lead!

Posted by: Xranthoius Dec 9 2007, 11:29 PM

Xranthoius is too far in the lead and doens't hear a thing. Xranthoius is still winning.

Posted by: JVM Dec 9 2007, 11:36 PM

JVM then sends Xranthoius a package by air mail which has a black hole inside! Xranthoius gets sucked into the box and jvm presses uses remote control the close it from a safe distance then... he takes the lead!

Posted by: g-forcelover Dec 9 2007, 11:40 PM

but as JVM closes thae package, he picks it up and gets sucked inside!!!! I shoot it and shred to the lead with my hamster!

Posted by: Xranthoius Dec 9 2007, 11:44 PM

Xranthoius bends time iself and is transported out of the black hole and into first place.

Posted by: Hardcrown Dec 9 2007, 11:52 PM

From a hole in the ground HARDCROWN straight 2 the front with only 1 post ho ho

Posted by: g-forcelover Dec 9 2007, 11:57 PM

QUOTE (Hardcrown @ Dec 9 2007, 05:52 PM) *
From a hole in the ground HARDCROWN straight 2 the front with only 1 post ho ho


you called me a hoe! lol

(cause im in front wink.gif

Posted by: Hardcrown Dec 9 2007, 11:59 PM

Not anymore he he

Posted by: Xranthoius Dec 10 2007, 12:00 AM

Xranthoius jumps in the same hole and passes up Hardcrown and forcelover.

Posted by: Hardcrown Dec 10 2007, 12:02 AM

But Hardcrown still in front yippee

Posted by: g-forcelover Dec 10 2007, 12:02 AM

QUOTE (Hardcrown @ Dec 9 2007, 06:02 PM) *
But Hardcrown still in front yippee


like me!!!

Posted by: Hardcrown Dec 10 2007, 12:05 AM

Great in front so it is

Posted by: Xranthoius Dec 10 2007, 12:06 AM

While Hardcrowna and forcelover are neck to neck, Xranthoius finds a shortcut leaving him in the lead by miles.

Posted by: Hardcrown Dec 10 2007, 12:10 AM

Xranthoius must be using a magnifying glass it was only inches and Hardcrown storms 2 the front lol

Posted by: Unleash-The-Shred Dec 10 2007, 12:14 AM

QUOTE (g-forcelover @ Dec 9 2007, 05:57 PM) *
you called me a hoe! lol

(cause im in front wink.gif

Actually, a hoe is a garden tool, ho is how you spell the thing you are thinking of. laugh.gif

Posted by: Hardcrown Dec 10 2007, 12:18 AM

But I am still in front

Posted by: David.C.Bond Dec 10 2007, 01:10 AM

You guys look like ants, you're so far behind!

Posted by: Smikey2006 Dec 10 2007, 01:33 AM

During all the commotion.. a ninja.. wearing black... And an iron maiden t-shirt was sneaking behind the backs of all competitors.. he spoted The Uncreator.. also watching.. then waited for him to post.. and STRUCK!... that ninja was me.. and i am now in the lead..... realising the uncreator had not actually struck yet.. and just waited to be passed (in the shadows)

Posted by: stratman33 Dec 10 2007, 02:08 AM

QUOTE (Smikey2006 @ Dec 9 2007, 07:33 PM) *
During all the commotion.. a ninja.. wearing black... And an iron maiden t-shirt was sneaking behind the backs of all competitors.. he spoted The Uncreator.. also watching.. then waited for him to post.. and STRUCK!... that ninja was me.. and i am now in the lead..... realising the uncreator had not actually struck yet.. and just waited to be passed (in the shadows)



You got the uncreator but i got you..now im in the lead!

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 02:42 AM

you guys then see me in the distance and realize i was so far ahead to begin with that i dont even need to come up with a good taunt.


i




am



winning

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 02:53 AM

not anymore

Posted by: buckjones Dec 10 2007, 02:54 AM

My mom said I'm a winner and right now she's right... biggrin.gif

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 02:56 AM

um.... im winning

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 02:57 AM

well now shes wrong

Posted by: buckjones Dec 10 2007, 02:59 AM

But my mom always told me I was the handsomest guy in the world and that I'm awesome and yes she is right.

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 02:59 AM

when will you realize i cant be beaten and just give up. I WIN ALWAYS!

Posted by: buckjones Dec 10 2007, 03:00 AM

I am the winner of winning so you can't win cause I'm the winner!!!!!

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:01 AM

just stop u to im the winner biggrin.gif

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 03:02 AM

your the winner of loosing now go lose... I WIN

Posted by: buckjones Dec 10 2007, 03:02 AM

but now i'm winning cause nobody beats the winner...

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:03 AM

well i just did

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 03:04 AM

i cry and you all feel bad and let me have the lead.

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:04 AM

look whos not crying now tongue.gif

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 03:05 AM

i hate you tongue.gif ... btw im winning

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:06 AM

really?

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 03:07 AM

um yeah. why else would i say i am

Posted by: PacmanProductions Reborn Dec 10 2007, 03:07 AM

well, while yall are fighting about something stupid, I GO ZOOMING PAST ON MY JET POWERED KANGAROO!!!!!!!


I AM WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:08 AM

QUOTE (Nick325 @ Dec 9 2007, 09:06 PM) *
really?



i ment it becuase then i was winning



no pacman i am now

Posted by: Ayen Dec 10 2007, 03:09 AM



I win!

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:10 AM

o yeah whos winning now

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 03:10 AM

i have a jet powered cheetah which is obviously faster than your kangaroo and i take the lead. if you didnt know im winning.

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:11 AM

im riding a dragon which beats ur cheetah

Posted by: PacmanProductions Reborn Dec 10 2007, 03:11 AM

well my jet powered kangaroo can jump on top of your lousy cheetah...











ha.

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 03:12 AM

my cheetah has a dragon killing cannon that kills your dragon. my cheetah also has a kangaroo killing cannon... do i realy need to explain.

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:12 AM

my fire breathing dragon just burned ur kangaroo

Posted by: g-forcelover Dec 10 2007, 03:14 AM

im riding chuck norris, which leaves you guys with your faces shattered!

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 03:14 AM

your dragons dead i killed it remember.

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:15 AM

well i have 1000000000000000000000000000 more dragons with me

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 03:15 AM

wow. i dont think i have that much ammo but im still winning because i say so.

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:16 AM

i have 100000 dragons that block ur ammo and the rest attack

Posted by: g-forcelover Dec 10 2007, 03:16 AM

say what cliford?

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 03:17 AM

sad.gif i hate your dragons there mean.

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:18 AM

pavel and kai's dragons are with me also

wink.gif

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 03:18 AM

now i have no hope in winning but somehow i am.

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:19 AM

surrender to our force of dragons

Posted by: g-forcelover Dec 10 2007, 03:19 AM

takes devive, sticks it in yuor dragon and it blows tehm all up by splitting an atom. but i, with a sheild, scurry to the lead!

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:22 AM

u will never kill my dragons they mutliply every second

i am

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 03:22 AM

NEVER! i set my df-7 to the secret model 8 and it becomes a giant robot and i fight your dragon forces

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:23 AM

winning!!!!!!

well my toneport combines with all its effects to blast ur df7

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 03:24 AM

theres a few people looking at this thread they might try to take the lead (this distracts you as you check and i take the lead)

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:24 AM

no i wont fall for it

im in the lead

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 03:25 AM

your a smart one... i summon the hulk who beats up every one and throws me into the lead miles ahead.

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:26 AM

but then spiderman covers him in webs

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 03:27 AM

so, he already threw me into the lead.

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:27 AM

but batman trips him and takes the lead

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 03:28 AM

no not the bat! ummmm joker kidnaps robin and batman needs to go save him. im winning

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:30 AM

then wonderwoman comes to the rescue

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 03:31 AM

ok im starting to get sick of super heroes. u can have the lead for a little bit if you just make them go away

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:33 AM

they run away because they see spongebob coming

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 03:33 AM

ok good but i let you have the lead long enough so im winning now.

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 03:34 AM

no here i am

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 03:35 AM

ok we need some one else besides just us two in this race because its getting boreing

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 04:03 AM

ya i no


im back n im winning

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 04:04 AM

im not even trying anymore. im winning

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 04:06 AM

this is a stupid thread

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 04:06 AM

yeah it is, but im still winning tongue.gif

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 04:16 AM

no i am tongue.gif tongue.gif tongue.gif tongue.gif tongue.gif tongue.gif

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 04:18 AM

sad.gif.... so i guess im winning again now

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 04:19 AM

no i am tongue.gif

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 04:20 AM

no i am and no one else can!

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 10 2007, 04:22 AM

well i just did

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 04:23 AM

i give up for the night .but one last time im winning

Posted by: Hardcrown Dec 10 2007, 04:42 AM

Straight in at no 1 again

Posted by: Maximus Dec 10 2007, 05:34 AM

And just when all the pretenders thought they had won, They heard angels singing. As they looked to the heavens they noticed the clouds parting and much to their surprise, Maximus descended illuminated in the purest of light, riding in a chariot of gold pulled by blessed unicorns. It was then that all false victors, bowed their heads and realized that the true winner was in their midst. On the seventh day, Maximus rested. Amen

Posted by: PacmanProductions Reborn Dec 10 2007, 05:39 AM

well while yall are arguing, me and my jet powered kangaroo are havin a cold one at the finishline....!

Posted by: krawetz Dec 10 2007, 06:02 AM

then krawetz came in and flexed his guns shocking everyone into last place... because I'm winning.

Posted by: swingline Dec 10 2007, 06:03 AM

But me and Doc Brown just went 88.8 and the flux capacitor made us go into the future and I saw I won so you guys just might as well give up. wink.gif

Posted by: Hardcrown Dec 10 2007, 06:07 AM

Back in front where I belong

Posted by: krawetz Dec 10 2007, 06:21 AM

but doc forget to tell you he set the time to 1985 leaving krawetz n the lead... I'm winning

Posted by: Hemlok Dec 10 2007, 08:30 AM

After luring krawetz into the bushes with a $50 note on a string, using my special mind storm attack, i discombobulated him on the spot! Giving me the perfect opportunity to once again take the lead.... I'm winning.

Posted by: botoxfox Dec 10 2007, 09:42 AM

Hemlok sees a lovely bed of flowers and has to stop to admire it. Then, like a blast from the past, botoxfox takes the lead yet again...

Posted by: David.C.Bond Dec 10 2007, 10:47 AM

.... for a few seconds, until David conquers past!

I'm winning!

Posted by: botoxfox Dec 10 2007, 11:15 AM

But that was only until botoxfox engaged his warp drive.
I'm winning!

Posted by: The Uncreator Dec 10 2007, 11:53 AM

But Botoxfox's warp drive is no match for The Uncreator's abnormally fast hamster, of whom he did not steal from mattacuk!

Im winning once again!

Posted by: Smells Dec 10 2007, 12:49 PM

As if by magic everyone entered or entering the race for the lead is paralyzed from the kneecaps down (not wanting to stop anyone practicing of course wink.gif ) except for Smells ohmy.gif tongue.gif who simply strolls into the lead with no need to run all the time in the world, never be caught now

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 12:53 PM

but then i put on my stealth camo which makes me invisible and i say iron maiden sucks (which is compleatly untrue) this throws uncreator into a rage and he starts trying to kill everybody and gives me time to get ahead... im winning.

Posted by: David.C.Bond Dec 10 2007, 01:05 PM

QUOTE (Smells @ Dec 10 2007, 11:49 AM) *
As if by magic everyone entered or entering the race for the lead is paralyzed from the kneecaps down (not wanting to stop anyone practicing of course wink.gif ) except for Smells ohmy.gif tongue.gif who simply strolls into the lead with no need to run all the time in the world, never be caught now


Luckily David found an antidote for the paralyzing, and as Smells is simply strolling along, David easily takes the lead driving a Hum Vee!


QUOTE (ClifordACDC @ Dec 10 2007, 11:53 AM) *
but then i put on my stealth camo which makes me invisible and i say iron maiden sucks (which is compleatly untrue) this throws uncreator into a rage and he starts trying to kill everybody and gives me time to get ahead... im winning.


Since I'm in a Hum Vee Uncreator fails to kill me, and I run over Cliford for his blasphemy!

Basically I'm Winning!

Posted by: Smells Dec 10 2007, 01:08 PM

QUOTE (David.C.Bond @ Dec 10 2007, 12:05 PM) *
Luckily David found an antidote for the paralyzing, and as Smells is simply strolling along, David easily takes the lead driving a Hum Vee!
Since I'm in a Hum Vee Uncreator fails to kill me, and I run over Cliford for his blasphemy!

Basically I'm Winning!


( laugh.gif laugh.gif like it)

unfortunatly David didnt realise his antidote only has a limited time effect, whilst running over Cliford he becomes paralyzed again and crashes in a ball of flames, Smells carries on walking, into the lead

Posted by: DeepRoots Dec 10 2007, 01:09 PM

Since im at school right now- my awesome education has clearly thrown me into first place past all the dunses.

Cleary I am Winning!

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 01:20 PM

ow why did you run me over that hurts. sad.gif but anyway im not in school right now because i have a two hour delay which is obviously better than being in school like deeproots and im winning now.

Posted by: David.C.Bond Dec 10 2007, 01:23 PM

QUOTE (ClifordACDC @ Dec 10 2007, 12:20 PM) *
ow why did you run me over that hurts. sad.gif but anyway im not in school right now because i have a two hour delay which is obviously better than being in school like deeproots and im winning now.


Sorry mate, nothing personal wink.gif

By the way, just incase anyone failed to notice, I'm.... ahem....... winning! (easily)

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 01:26 PM

not anymore because i am now winning.

Posted by: g-forcelover Dec 10 2007, 01:50 PM

you are? wink.gif

Posted by: Hemlok Dec 10 2007, 01:56 PM

I will put my moderator hat on...(I know I am not a mod) Be more creative guys? If this thread is to thrive and survive you need to make some effort, otherwise it will become another thread that gathers dust and gets reposted 2 weeks later.

In normal life, you should think before you speak. Think before you comment, and give us GMC'ers something worthwhile reading.


P.S ohmy.gif What a mean [fatherless person] I am.

P.P.S laugh.gif wink.gif Edited in advance for you Andrew. tongue.gif

Posted by: Smells Dec 10 2007, 02:01 PM

Vey true indeed Hemlok, but whilst Hemlok is still standing on his soapbox( wink.gif only messing m8) the whole field passes him leaving him dead last, Smells of course has run on ahead digging traps and laying mines covering them with leaves etc so that the field behind falls deep into the pits or is blown 100feet into the air (backwards, landing safely of course, no one needs to die just yet wink.gif ), he is of course now, way out in front

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 02:16 PM

while every one is trying to be more creative and trying to make a interesting post i build a jetpack with rocks and debris from the exlposions and run on my saliva and pass smells for the lead. i am winning.

Posted by: Toni Suominen Dec 10 2007, 02:28 PM

but ClifordACDC doesn't notice that he has an extra passanger hanging on to his jetpack.. and its Toni!! when they land, Toni pushes him to the ground and his back in the lead

Posted by: DeepRoots Dec 10 2007, 02:48 PM

However landing right outside Deeproots' house was a little silly.

After butchering Toni into small pieces and selling it on as "100% mixed meat" in a local store (nothing personal Toni, just business as usual)

DeepRoopts whizzles into 1st place!

Oh yeh I'm winning !!!

(for those who didnt get the hint).

Posted by: Smells Dec 10 2007, 02:59 PM

Unfortunatly Deeproots has listened to far too many hypnosis tapes, Smells put him into a deep sleep that he`s not likely to wake up from for a few years and regains the lead

Posted by: Hemlok Dec 10 2007, 03:05 PM

I give up.

Hemlok exits the race

Posted by: The Uncreator Dec 10 2007, 03:53 PM

QUOTE (Smells @ Dec 10 2007, 05:59 AM) *
Unfortunatly Deeproots has listened to far too many hypnosis tapes, Smells put him into a deep sleep that he`s not likely to wake up from for a few years and regains the lead


But Smells also falls asleep never to awake!!

I take the lead yet again!

Posted by: VinceG Dec 10 2007, 05:12 PM

Vince carefully watches Uncreator prance around like a little helpless bunny wearing his Iron Maiden shirt. He realize he adores this "Eddie" figure so Vince quickly makes a costume of Eddie. Vince stood in front of Uncreator. Uncreator was amazed by the life-like Eddie figure that beholds his bunny like presence. Vince immediately ate Uncreator's bottom half of his body and left him to die slowly in his own bloody futile organs.

Vince took the lead.

Posted by: botoxfox Dec 10 2007, 06:34 PM

Then botoxfox used his magical fire breath to take the lead from Vince. Botoxfox also saved the maidens fair.
I'm winning!

Posted by: g-forcelover Dec 10 2007, 10:16 PM

i dress a band up like led zepplin and sell tickets to see the not-knowingly fake led zep and go wait in line to get tickets! but i know its fake!

Posted by: Smells Dec 10 2007, 10:21 PM

QUOTE (g-forcelover @ Dec 10 2007, 09:16 PM) *
i dress a band up like led zepplin and sell tickets to see the not-knowingly fake led zep and go wait in line to get tickets! but i know its fake!



?? laugh.gif well whilst your waiting I guess I`ll stroll back into the lead

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 10:21 PM

i show everyone that they are not the real led zep and they form a angry mob and atack you. im winning

Posted by: g-forcelover Dec 10 2007, 10:23 PM

but i steal a dragon and ride to the front!!

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 10:24 PM

sad.gif i hate dragons. my cheetah with the dragon killing cannon comes back and shoots you. you and the dragon land on the rest of the racers and i take the lead.

Posted by: buckjones Dec 10 2007, 10:25 PM

Where's my gold medal? cause yeah I'm gonna win!

Posted by: SLASH91 Dec 10 2007, 10:25 PM

Your cheetha sees an antelope and runs after it instead, I'm winning.

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 10:26 PM

no ones gonna win thats why this thread is pointless but fun. by the time you finished reading this im winning again

Posted by: buckjones Dec 10 2007, 10:27 PM

You watch I'll somehow win cause I'm just that much of a winner!

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 10:31 PM

after my cheetah goes after the antelope it sees a whole pack of them but there nor realy antelpoe... THERE ROBOTS! they chase my cheetah and shoot at him with lasers that transport you all to another dimension because they miss. when they ty to shoot me my cheetah jumps in front of me sacrificing itself and most of the shots bounce off the dragon cannon and hit the antelope robots but the rest make him dissapear sad.gif . so since you guys are in another dimension im winning.

Posted by: SLASH91 Dec 10 2007, 10:32 PM

You've got too big of an imagination, so I'm winning tongue.gif

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 10:34 PM

my immagination is so powerful that things i immagine realy happen. i immagine you in last place and your loosing so im winning.

Posted by: stratman33 Dec 10 2007, 10:35 PM

u see a speck in the distance..and guess who it is??me!!!

Im







WINNING

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 10 2007, 10:36 PM

hey i already did that, you stole my idea tongue.gif . because of this im winning.

Posted by: stratman33 Dec 10 2007, 10:40 PM

naw im a speck in the distance, ur something else that i cant remember.Since i proved u wrong im winning tongue.gif

Posted by: kevin-riff-after-riff Dec 10 2007, 10:42 PM

then the kevin flys straight past above all your heads in a rocket pod and takes the lead, turning everyone else who has been in the race into dust ! wooh!

Posted by: g-forcelover Dec 10 2007, 10:42 PM

hope you brought your silver polish everybody cause this comment was gold!

Posted by: SLASH91 Dec 10 2007, 10:43 PM

The wind blows me ( I'm dust) past you. I'm winning.

Posted by: stratman33 Dec 10 2007, 10:45 PM

kevins rocket blew up everyone but me**dodge fire with amazing move**

and i teleport 10000000 miles ahead of everyone else.Im winning!

Posted by: SLASH91 Dec 10 2007, 10:48 PM

I posted before you so I'm winning.

Posted by: Xranthoius Dec 10 2007, 10:48 PM

It's too bad that stratman teleported so many times around the world which put him in last place instead of first. Xranthoius felt a rush of energy and took the lead!

Posted by: stratman33 Dec 10 2007, 10:51 PM

but then i teleported again so i was right in front of xranthois.im winning

Posted by: drummingguitarist06 Dec 10 2007, 11:00 PM

drummingguitarist06 looks at this thread and snaps. All of the sudden, God and Chuck Norris slap hands, and dual tornado kick this thread and everyone in it, leaving the TRUE VICTOR DRUMMINGGUITARIST06!!!

EPIC WIN...
Flawless victory...

Posted by: Xranthoius Dec 10 2007, 11:03 PM

But Xranthoius has studied martial arts for years and knocked God and Chuck Norris out. Xranthoius is winning!

Posted by: SLASH91 Dec 10 2007, 11:06 PM

You lie!!! I am Chuck Norris, thus I am God. I'm winning!

Posted by: drummingguitarist06 Dec 10 2007, 11:11 PM

And to think, after all this time, I thought God and Chuck Norris were unstoppable and immune to everything! I've BEEN TAUGHT LIES! *Cries as he is no longer winning*

Posted by: SLASH91 Dec 10 2007, 11:14 PM

QUOTE (drummingguitarist06 @ Dec 10 2007, 04:11 PM) *
*Cries as he is no longer winning*


Which means that I still am

Posted by: drummingguitarist06 Dec 10 2007, 11:16 PM

Proof you are Chuck Norris or blasphemy occurs in automatic loss...making me default winner

Posted by: SLASH91 Dec 10 2007, 11:20 PM

Yeah, here's a picture of me back in my days on Walker

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd311/slash91_2007/chucknorris.jpg

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 11 2007, 12:10 AM

im winning

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 11 2007, 12:12 AM

not anymore

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 11 2007, 12:13 AM

ya i am

Posted by: stratman33 Dec 11 2007, 03:29 AM

nick u cant be winning because i am cool.gif

Posted by: Nick325 Dec 11 2007, 03:49 AM

now i am

Posted by: botoxfox Dec 11 2007, 08:09 AM

While Nick325 is probably sleeping, botoxfox sneaks into the lead.

Posted by: stratman33 Dec 12 2007, 01:57 AM

and while you are tiptoeing past Nick, i run right past you.im winning!!!!!

Posted by: botoxfox Dec 12 2007, 10:21 AM

This is getting stupid, but now I'm winning.

Posted by: mattacuk Dec 12 2007, 10:27 AM

Haha ! smile.gif The enthusiasm has all gone ! wink.gif smile.gif

Posted by: Smells Dec 12 2007, 10:31 AM

QUOTE (mattacuk @ Dec 12 2007, 09:27 AM) *
Haha ! smile.gif The enthusiasm has all gone ! wink.gif smile.gif


laugh.gif laugh.gif yea, Smells has retired for guitar practice, and a long hot soak laugh.gif

Posted by: mattacuk Dec 12 2007, 10:45 AM

QUOTE (Smells @ Dec 12 2007, 09:31 AM) *
laugh.gif laugh.gif yea, Smells has retired for guitar practice, and a long hot soak laugh.gif


Good idea ! laugh.gif Im going to kick back and listen to me tunes cool.gif

Posted by: botoxfox Dec 12 2007, 10:47 AM

But botoxfox is still winning... biggrin.gif

Posted by: mattacuk Dec 12 2007, 10:53 AM

QUOTE (botoxfox @ Dec 12 2007, 09:47 AM) *
But botoxfox is still winning... biggrin.gif


Botoxfox for the WIN wink.gif

Posted by: David.C.Bond Dec 12 2007, 11:22 AM

QUOTE (botoxfox @ Dec 12 2007, 09:47 AM) *
But botoxfox is still winning... biggrin.gif


I beg to differ!

Posted by: Toni Suominen Dec 12 2007, 09:40 PM

This is crazy! biggrin.gif oh wait, am I winning??

Posted by: ClifordACDC Dec 12 2007, 09:44 PM

not anymore

Posted by: Toni Suominen Dec 12 2007, 09:45 PM

Really?! I thought I was but... wait, now Im winning again!! cool! biggrin.gif

Posted by: kevin-riff-after-riff Dec 12 2007, 10:53 PM

QUOTE (stratman33 @ Dec 10 2007, 09:45 PM) *
kevins rocket blew up everyone but me**dodge fire with amazing move**

and i teleport 10000000 miles ahead of everyone else.Im winning!



oh oh wait, that means i am now in a neat pile of people dust, and it is inhaled by Toni Suominen which means i will be always winning with mr suominen which kinda makes me winning does it huh.gif im confused, anyhow i am kinda winning laugh.gif

Posted by: Wallimann Dec 13 2007, 12:01 AM

But just when everyone thought that this thread was dead, a newcomer imerges to the surface and takes the lead...
I win!

Posted by: Xranthoius Dec 13 2007, 12:03 AM

Wallimann thinks he is in the lead but in fact, Xranthoius was so far ahead he wasn't seen.

Posted by: botoxfox Dec 13 2007, 09:48 AM

Hmm, seems like this thread is about to die, nevertheless, botoxfox ctakes the lead...

Posted by: Toni Suominen Dec 13 2007, 09:19 PM

This thread will never die *evil laugh* laugh.gif oh, and btw guys... Im winning wink.gif

Posted by: David.C.Bond Dec 14 2007, 10:19 AM

You must be mistaken Toni, I am clearly winning!

Posted by: Andrew Cockburn Dec 14 2007, 01:33 PM

You Fools!

You complete;y forgot to take into account my moderator powers - mwahahaha!

I cruise in from nowhere on a beam of pure moderatorium (the precious metal that fuels our unearthly powers) ... the sheer power of it blinds David who stumbles, and I ruch into the lead. As I do so I turn around, and with a single gesture in David's direction I close the thread, meaning I am the absolute winner forever and ever and ever!!

Posted by: Andrew Cockburn Dec 14 2007, 09:42 PM

Ok, so closing the thread was cheating ... but I am still winning !!!!!

Posted by: Smells Dec 14 2007, 09:47 PM

QUOTE (Andrew Cockburn @ Dec 14 2007, 08:42 PM) *
Ok, so closing the thread was cheating ... but I am still winning !!!!!


When I saw what you`d done this morning I totally wet myself, I thought it was pure genius laugh.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: Andrew Cockburn Dec 14 2007, 09:51 PM

I liked it smile.gif

Posted by: leedbreak Dec 14 2007, 09:58 PM

Anyone won yet?

Posted by: Smikey2006 Dec 14 2007, 10:23 PM

ive been leading.. but i think andrew was the 1 who won... for a bit.. the race is back on now.. also.. btw.. IM WINNING!

Posted by: Owen Dec 15 2007, 12:43 AM

I ughhhh, *walks in on this daft excuse for a thread* laugh.gif

I suppose I'm erm... winning? unsure.gif

Posted by: g-forcelover Dec 15 2007, 12:51 AM

no your not. i am!

Posted by: Owen Dec 15 2007, 12:53 AM

QUOTE (g-forcelover @ Dec 14 2007, 03:51 PM) *
no your not. i am!


Oh right, ok then, if you say so. mellow.gif




























Who's winning now? unsure.gif wink.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: Ayen Dec 15 2007, 04:26 AM

I am. tongue.gif

Posted by: VinceG Dec 15 2007, 04:52 AM

As Vince watches from a far, he notices that the the cat fight that has been going on for god knows how. He notices that both figures are actually whiny babies. Vince did not take the lead but decided to sit and watch as more females join on the winning thrad.
















(no hard fillings smile.gif laugh.gif )

Posted by: leedbreak Dec 15 2007, 05:52 AM

Man it is nice to leed the way, cool.gif

Posted by: ballistic31 Dec 15 2007, 08:35 AM

as i sit at the finish line just waiting for the next soul to come join me better hurry up cause the beers are almost gone and WELP THIS ONE IS EMPTY,,,,,,,,,,,so now its close to being totaly gone ...but i will put the banner back up before i go for the next one to break it...................good luck lol

Posted by: Ayen Dec 15 2007, 09:49 AM

Satisfied with his position, Ayen decides to go prone, pulling the scope up to his eye. He sees a small speck moving in the distance, and adjusts the distance to better suit his preference.

One. Two. The bullets leave from the chamber and slice through the Beer cans, grazing Ballistic's leg.


Heineken sucks tongue.gif I'm winning.

Posted by: David.C.Bond Dec 15 2007, 11:07 AM

Haha that was such cheating Andrew!
Anyone bored enough to count whos got the most posts and is genuinely in the lead?

And, I'm winning!

Posted by: Mackietao Dec 15 2007, 11:39 AM

And then all of the sudden all you people realize that you´re running the wrong way... Some artard that was leading before mislead everyone in to a long long long so called "shortcut" and Mackietao aka Marcus aka Fastsprinter takes the lead... Look out for all the bears in the woods!! And in ballistics case, all the beers.. wink.gif Hate to brake it for ya, that ain´t the finish line

Posted by: ballistic31 Dec 16 2007, 10:53 PM

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwch man anyone got a band aid..............hides behind cooler to wait for medic with a beer can and shirt wrapped around leg.............thinking i guess it wouldnt be so bad to be a looser......................holds up a white flag

Posted by: Smikey2006 Dec 16 2007, 11:39 PM

ph34r.gif

Posted by: botoxfox Jan 5 2008, 10:30 AM

So who's winning?

I guess that would be me, huh.

Posted by: DeepRoots Jan 5 2008, 10:34 AM

QUOTE (botoxfox @ Jan 5 2008, 09:30 AM) *
So who's winning?

I guess that would be me, huh.


apparently not


tis i

Posted by: Hemlok Jan 5 2008, 10:42 AM

im winning

Posted by: Spiderusalem Jan 5 2008, 10:45 AM

Apparently It is I who is the winner

Posted by: David.C.Bond Jan 5 2008, 02:44 PM

Lies and deceit! Only I am winning!

Posted by: tonymiro Jan 5 2008, 03:13 PM

Nice to see you back David and hope you had a good XMas. It is however my sad duty to infrom you that you are no longer winning wink.gif .

Cheers,
Tony

Posted by: PlayAllDay Jan 5 2008, 03:16 PM

Yes welcome back David, and glad you had a good Xmas too Tony, and errr... I seem to be the....
WINNAH!!!!

Posted by: urbluffingme Jan 5 2008, 03:30 PM

I have invitations in all your names to the Playboy Mansion. Since I am the only one currently in the race, obviously I am winning.

Posted by: botoxfox Jan 5 2008, 03:48 PM

You wouldn't be winning if I hadn't bumped the thread.

Now I'm winning BTW.

Posted by: Smikey2006 Jan 5 2008, 04:00 PM

It is sad to think that the past 285 posts have been in vain.. because .. now i am in the lead spot

Posted by: botoxfox Jan 5 2008, 04:12 PM

Well, it's post 287 and botoxfox takes the lead...

Posted by: mattacuk Jan 5 2008, 04:14 PM

Just when mattacuk had though this thread finally died forever.... Is winning ! tongue.gif wink.gif

Posted by: botoxfox Jan 5 2008, 04:19 PM

But botoxfox feels like postwhoring a bit today, so...

I'M WINNING!!

Posted by: mattacuk Jan 5 2008, 04:20 PM

QUOTE (botoxfox @ Jan 5 2008, 03:19 PM) *
But botoxfox feels like postwhoring a bit today, so...

I'M WINNING!!


Botofox Obviously neglegted the fact that mattacuk is now a Panda and got knocked out with a large bamboo cane!

PanadaUK is now winning cool.gif

Posted by: botoxfox Jan 5 2008, 04:30 PM

But alas, botoxfox's avatar makes PandaMatt go wub.gif and it distracts him long enough for botoxfox to take the lead again.

Posted by: skennington Jan 5 2008, 05:24 PM

But wait, Suddenly skennington finds this thread and like a thief in the night, steals the top spot!

Posted by: stratman33 Jan 5 2008, 06:34 PM

wow, i cant believe we started this up again dry.gif

buuuuuuuuuuuut like usual im winning

Posted by: botoxfox Jan 5 2008, 06:36 PM

QUOTE (stratman33 @ Jan 5 2008, 06:34 PM) *
wow, i cant believe we started this up again dry.gif

buuuuuuuuuuuut like usual im winning

Thanks to me, muhahaha!

And no, you're not winning, I am...

Posted by: Tomy Jeon Jan 5 2008, 09:30 PM

Tomy nukes all the others, taking the lead!!!

Posted by: Stevie·Ray·Vaughn Jan 5 2008, 09:41 PM

But Stevie comes out of no where, making his first post in the thread, taking the lead smile.gif

Posted by: Tomy Jeon Jan 5 2008, 09:47 PM

But Tomy comes back and is riding in a space shuttle that's going 10000km an hour! What a move!

Posted by: Stevie·Ray·Vaughn Jan 5 2008, 09:49 PM

But Stevie pulls out his ray gun (where the hell'd he get that), shoots Tomy down, and casually walks into first place.

Posted by: Tomy Jeon Jan 5 2008, 09:51 PM

QUOTE (Stevie·Ray·Vaughn @ Jan 6 2008, 09:49 AM) *
But Stevie pulls out his ray gun (where the hell'd he get that), shoots Tomy down, and casually walks into first place.


Ouch! Where'd he get that?
But from nowhere Tomy smashes is Fender Strat on SRV! He takes the lead!

Posted by: Stevie·Ray·Vaughn Jan 5 2008, 09:52 PM

QUOTE (Tomy Jeon @ Jan 5 2008, 08:51 PM) *
Ouch! Where'd he get that?
But from nowhere Tomy smashes is Fender Strat on SRV! He takes the lead!


ohmy.gif
With adrenaline now flowing, Stevie blows by Tomy, leaving him choking on the dust. smile.gif

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