I saw this on another forum, the idea is basically that whoever posted the last reply is winning. But to keep the game interesting you have to think of a suitably hilarious taunt to provoke other people to beat you!
Note: Let not get offensive, or use swear words etc, its just for fun!
So David takes the lead in the GMC race, with seemingly few chances of anyone even coming close to beating him, this young man has been training for this race for years and it has clearly paid off! I'm winning.
... But only when it was a race of one. Now that you've competition Dave you're back in last spot .
Then suddenly out of nowhere riding a dinosaur, The Uncreator passes by David to take the lead! I'm Winning!
Sadly Uncreator's dinosaur suddenly realised it was extinct and dissapeared leaving Tony to again whizt to the front leaving all in his wake.
Tony might as well be back in the Prehistoric ages with uncreator's dinosaur- as Deeproots Soars into the lead
But The Uncreator zooms by DeepRoots in the Millenium Falcon (Where did he get it?!?!!) No one knows, and he is now in the lead!!
The Uncreator sees a nice flower in the trench, which he stops to look at. Batista blasts up in the lead.
Edit: I was to late, so edited the name.
Then Toni just walks by everybody with Steven Seagal as his bodyguard, so no one has the courage to prevent him taking the lead.
Everyone stop, shocked watching Iluha walking by in slow motion waving and smiling, hearing the rocky theme in the background, all hope was lost!
Batista threw his guitar at Iluha, so his head exploded so he didn't see where he ran, so he felt off a cliff. Batista is back in the lead once again.
Batista was easy enough to take care of, but also taking out steven segal had to be addressed...
luckily he's an easy target...
"Oo noz im gna gt pwned"
Back in the lead!
When DeepRoots was in the city getting Steven Seagal executed, he found a television with Teletubbies on, and sat down to watch long enough for Batista to regain conciousness and get back in the lead.
But then Steven Seagal rised up from the ground (if you have ever watched Steven Seagal's movies, you would now that he is immortal) and threw Toni back to the lead
Working for Deeproots,
Harry Potter knew that only the killing curse could get rid of Seagal , for good!
DeepRoots strolled into the lead, again!
Then DeepRoots got caught in a battle between Harry and Voldemort, so Batisa once more strived back into the lead.
Xranthoius played an amazing riff stunning everyone while I passed Batista.
This whole time, JVM has been setting up for a human cannonball shot! Jumping into the ridiculously huge cannon he flies past all competition and is now in the lead! I'm winning!
(I know I didn't quite follow the rules )
Then Toni played a A5 powerchord, but he played it so brilliantly, that everybody just vanished into thin air. Now he is in the lead!
The a5 power chord, while making everyone else vanish into thin air, had the opposite effect on JVM who had already exploded into thin air! While Toni was busy, JVM took the lead!
However, after hearing DeepRoots solo amazing never-before-heard ideas over this simple A5 chord, JVM and all other competition broke down into tears...facilitating DeepRoots' advance to first place....
I'm winning!
Iluha, with a bright moment, scremed "LOOK! a 3 headed monkey!", Everyone stopped and turned to gaze at the imaginative phenomena, while Iluha ran back into the lead holding his new head in place waiting for the glue to dry.
Xranthoius wasn't stupid enough to fall for the joke and beat Iluha with a stick and took the lead.
Having found an actual 3 headed monkey in the general direction that was pointed by Iluha (what are the odds ?!?), DeepRoots taught the tri-headed mokey to gnaw at all the opponents ankles, giving him a split second to jump into the lead!
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Iluha ran really fast and got in the lead again!
DeepRoots got ahead of the pack once again, for the simple reason of his COOL RATING being the highest for like... thousands of miles around!
I'm winning
Xranthoius uses his uglyness and puts DeepRoots into a coma. Xranthoius is winning!!
Smells drops his trousers and lets rip, the foul stench stops everything in its path, smells sneaks through the stench ridden smog and soars off into the lead
Luckily enough, Vince realized that he is god himself so everyone loses against Vince. Muhahahahahaha
I distract Iluha by playing A Satriani song, he stops to admire it but i am immune to it (thanks to my ear plugs!)
I take the lead again!
My hamster had an Idea!!!!! as i place a fake JEM, people go to see if it's real and if they could steal it, and I take the lead!
But one person didn`t go to see the Jem because he doesen`t like flashy guitars, and somebody forgot to feed his hamster so back you go man. I`m wining
Xranthoius realizes that the jem is a fake and puts him into rage. He runs so fast and passes Milenkovic Ivan.
I place my sister in front of Xranthoius, making him scream in fright, and as his eyes are burning i sneak ahead!
Iluha takes an Epiphone Les Paul out of his pocket, that's some big pocket, erases the Ephiphone replacing it with Gibson, throws it on the floor and while everyone are fighting over the "Gibson" he backflips above the brawl, taking the lead yet again!
Davidian is the first one to see the Gibson is fake. He throws the guitar at Iluha which is then knocked out. Davidian takes a little sprint and is winning!
Batista wins the fight since he is a proffesional wrestler, and uses a familiar move when he throws the guitar in the head of Iluha so his head explodes once again, before he runs up into the lead and away from everybody else.
Edit: God damn it! To late again.
Everyone realizes I am Chuck Norris and therefor you all are just fighting for second place.
Your an imposter
I'm the real Chuch Norris. I'm winning!
Unleash-The-Shred is then being kidnapped by a group of elite ninja's Davidian bribed.
Davidian is back in the lead!
Hey, what's that?
It's a nail, lying on the road!
Unleash-The-Shred didn't see it, and his front tire hits it!
Oh no, flat tire! The car slides of the road. Unleash-The-Shred manages to escape, but is thinking about how he could not see the nail.
Davidian is winning again!
The vocalist of Tokio Hotel jumps out and scare the living [poo] out of everyone except Batista who takes the lead riding one of these:
Edited for language - Andrew
Davidian managed to crawl out of the pit and takes one of the bulldozers. Davidian is in the lead again!
This would make a great movie
JVM has been filming the whole time and puts the film on a big TV that everyone cant help but watch! JVM takes the lead while everyone is distracted!
John Petrucci appears out of no where. Unleash the shred gets distracted. I am in the lead.
Davidian pushes the NOS-button from the bulldozer.
Wooooooosh!
He 'flies' away, ahead of everyone!
JVM doesn't realize that Unleash is still way way ahead of everyone else, and Unleash doesn't even know about the TV because he is so far ahead.
JVM still thinks he is in the lead though because he has no clue Unleash is so far ahead.
Batista and Superman bets on who can drink 10 bottles of coke fastest, and Batista wins and gets Superman's fast running ability in reward. This means Batista runs past everybody, even Unleash-the-shred and JVM who were miles ahead of everyone else.
Batista then looses his abilities because his body cannot handle all of the coke and has some sort of reaction. Unleash once again is leading.
Batista runs into some kryptonite. He is rushed to the emergency room while slash goes on ahead.
But then Batista has some trouble with the Coke he drank too fast...
He has to stop 5 minutes, to make a huge burp!
Davidian stands in front of Batista when he burps, and is thrown to the first place by the tremendous power of the burp!
EDIT: Too late
then Davidian spots a fly in the air and starts to follow it, and Toni takes the lead
Then Batista lets out a gigantic fart aswell, which blows him back in the lead, and poisons everyone behind him.
Davidian is in the air, so he doesn't notice the fart.
Davidian 'steals' the fly's wings and flies past Batista!
First again!
Batista goes on a killing frenzie, to stop everyone else from beeing able to reach goal at all, so he is guaranteed to win
Batista doesn't even spell frenzy right so he isn't capable in doing so.
Batista shoots Unleash-The-Shred with a tank, because he complained on his spelling ^^
DeepRoots returns after his long absence and takes the lead using his awesom spelling skills.
Ighm WhiNingng!
Whats this??? Hemlok soaring by on the back of a perigrine falcon, scalping contesters with its mighty talons, there is no doubt about it... I'm winning.
Unleash can't get blown up.
Returning after what seemed like defeat, David blasts his way into the lead, leaving everyone far behind, helpless and most certainly LOSING!
Obviously I'm WINNING
But then suddenly a group of extremely agressive penguins attack the first thing they see. And David happens to be that first thing...
Davidian runs around the penguins (and David) and is back in the lead.
Then, out of thin air, botoxfox appears and kicks everyone's ass and takes the lead.
But DeepRoots knows how unleash did it- and stealing his technique does exactly the same all the way to 1st place...
Surely 'tis i who is winning?!
Yet DeepRoots was really dreaming and didn't pass me.
Nobody knows my technique.
But then Davidian goes into a hyperbolic timechamber. He trains and trains and trains until his feet are as fast as Pavel's fingers when shredding at 200bpm! The only thing Unleash-The-Shred sees when Davidian runs past him, is a huge flash!
Well Tony Jaa then comes out of nowhere and beats the sh*t out of Chuck. I'm winning.
Then JVM pulls a Wile E. Coyote and paints a tunnel on a wall which everyone runs into and JVM pulls ahead!
The tunnel turned out to be real!
It's a shortcut! Everyone is now ahead of JVM, with Davidian in front!
but i cast a spell on the painted wall, and run through to get in the lead!!!!!!! with help from chuck norris
tony jaa is chuck norris' slave. he ordered tony to take my to the lead!!!
This is getting boring , I quit the race.
,
Xranthoius knocked botofox out with a rock and took the lead!
i pick up my future mockingbird special and shred unnaturaly to the lead!
Xranthoius is too far in the lead and doens't hear a thing. Xranthoius is still winning.
JVM then sends Xranthoius a package by air mail which has a black hole inside! Xranthoius gets sucked into the box and jvm presses uses remote control the close it from a safe distance then... he takes the lead!
but as JVM closes thae package, he picks it up and gets sucked inside!!!! I shoot it and shred to the lead with my hamster!
Xranthoius bends time iself and is transported out of the black hole and into first place.
From a hole in the ground HARDCROWN straight 2 the front with only 1 post ho ho
Not anymore he he
Xranthoius jumps in the same hole and passes up Hardcrown and forcelover.
But Hardcrown still in front yippee
Great in front so it is
While Hardcrowna and forcelover are neck to neck, Xranthoius finds a shortcut leaving him in the lead by miles.
Xranthoius must be using a magnifying glass it was only inches and Hardcrown storms 2 the front lol
But I am still in front
You guys look like ants, you're so far behind!
During all the commotion.. a ninja.. wearing black... And an iron maiden t-shirt was sneaking behind the backs of all competitors.. he spoted The Uncreator.. also watching.. then waited for him to post.. and STRUCK!... that ninja was me.. and i am now in the lead..... realising the uncreator had not actually struck yet.. and just waited to be passed (in the shadows)
you guys then see me in the distance and realize i was so far ahead to begin with that i dont even need to come up with a good taunt.
i
am
winning
not anymore
My mom said I'm a winner and right now she's right...
um.... im winning
well now shes wrong
But my mom always told me I was the handsomest guy in the world and that I'm awesome and yes she is right.
when will you realize i cant be beaten and just give up. I WIN ALWAYS!
I am the winner of winning so you can't win cause I'm the winner!!!!!
just stop u to im the winner
your the winner of loosing now go lose... I WIN
but now i'm winning cause nobody beats the winner...
well i just did
i cry and you all feel bad and let me have the lead.
look whos not crying now
i hate you ... btw im winning
really?
um yeah. why else would i say i am
well, while yall are fighting about something stupid, I GO ZOOMING PAST ON MY JET POWERED KANGAROO!!!!!!!
I AM WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I win!
o yeah whos winning now
i have a jet powered cheetah which is obviously faster than your kangaroo and i take the lead. if you didnt know im winning.
im riding a dragon which beats ur cheetah
well my jet powered kangaroo can jump on top of your lousy cheetah...
ha.
my cheetah has a dragon killing cannon that kills your dragon. my cheetah also has a kangaroo killing cannon... do i realy need to explain.
my fire breathing dragon just burned ur kangaroo
im riding chuck norris, which leaves you guys with your faces shattered!
your dragons dead i killed it remember.
well i have 1000000000000000000000000000 more dragons with me
wow. i dont think i have that much ammo but im still winning because i say so.
i have 100000 dragons that block ur ammo and the rest attack
say what cliford?
i hate your dragons there mean.
pavel and kai's dragons are with me also
now i have no hope in winning but somehow i am.
surrender to our force of dragons
takes devive, sticks it in yuor dragon and it blows tehm all up by splitting an atom. but i, with a sheild, scurry to the lead!
u will never kill my dragons they mutliply every second
i am
NEVER! i set my df-7 to the secret model 8 and it becomes a giant robot and i fight your dragon forces
winning!!!!!!
well my toneport combines with all its effects to blast ur df7
theres a few people looking at this thread they might try to take the lead (this distracts you as you check and i take the lead)
no i wont fall for it
im in the lead
your a smart one... i summon the hulk who beats up every one and throws me into the lead miles ahead.
but then spiderman covers him in webs
so, he already threw me into the lead.
but batman trips him and takes the lead
no not the bat! ummmm joker kidnaps robin and batman needs to go save him. im winning
then wonderwoman comes to the rescue
ok im starting to get sick of super heroes. u can have the lead for a little bit if you just make them go away
they run away because they see spongebob coming
ok good but i let you have the lead long enough so im winning now.
no here i am
ok we need some one else besides just us two in this race because its getting boreing
ya i no
im back n im winning
im not even trying anymore. im winning
this is a stupid thread
yeah it is, but im still winning
no i am
.... so i guess im winning again now
no i am
no i am and no one else can!
well i just did
i give up for the night .but one last time im winning
Straight in at no 1 again
And just when all the pretenders thought they had won, They heard angels singing. As they looked to the heavens they noticed the clouds parting and much to their surprise, Maximus descended illuminated in the purest of light, riding in a chariot of gold pulled by blessed unicorns. It was then that all false victors, bowed their heads and realized that the true winner was in their midst. On the seventh day, Maximus rested. Amen
well while yall are arguing, me and my jet powered kangaroo are havin a cold one at the finishline....!
then krawetz came in and flexed his guns shocking everyone into last place... because I'm winning.
But me and Doc Brown just went 88.8 and the flux capacitor made us go into the future and I saw I won so you guys just might as well give up.
Back in front where I belong
but doc forget to tell you he set the time to 1985 leaving krawetz n the lead... I'm winning
After luring krawetz into the bushes with a $50 note on a string, using my special mind storm attack, i discombobulated him on the spot! Giving me the perfect opportunity to once again take the lead.... I'm winning.
Hemlok sees a lovely bed of flowers and has to stop to admire it. Then, like a blast from the past, botoxfox takes the lead yet again...
.... for a few seconds, until David conquers past!
I'm winning!
But that was only until botoxfox engaged his warp drive.
I'm winning!
But Botoxfox's warp drive is no match for The Uncreator's abnormally fast hamster, of whom he did not steal from mattacuk!
Im winning once again!
As if by magic everyone entered or entering the race for the lead is paralyzed from the kneecaps down (not wanting to stop anyone practicing of course ) except for Smells who simply strolls into the lead with no need to run all the time in the world, never be caught now
but then i put on my stealth camo which makes me invisible and i say iron maiden sucks (which is compleatly untrue) this throws uncreator into a rage and he starts trying to kill everybody and gives me time to get ahead... im winning.
Since im at school right now- my awesome education has clearly thrown me into first place past all the dunses.
Cleary I am Winning!
ow why did you run me over that hurts. but anyway im not in school right now because i have a two hour delay which is obviously better than being in school like deeproots and im winning now.
not anymore because i am now winning.
you are?
I will put my moderator hat on...(I know I am not a mod) Be more creative guys? If this thread is to thrive and survive you need to make some effort, otherwise it will become another thread that gathers dust and gets reposted 2 weeks later.
In normal life, you should think before you speak. Think before you comment, and give us GMC'ers something worthwhile reading.
P.S What a mean [fatherless person] I am.
P.P.S Edited in advance for you Andrew.
Vey true indeed Hemlok, but whilst Hemlok is still standing on his soapbox( only messing m8) the whole field passes him leaving him dead last, Smells of course has run on ahead digging traps and laying mines covering them with leaves etc so that the field behind falls deep into the pits or is blown 100feet into the air (backwards, landing safely of course, no one needs to die just yet ), he is of course now, way out in front
while every one is trying to be more creative and trying to make a interesting post i build a jetpack with rocks and debris from the exlposions and run on my saliva and pass smells for the lead. i am winning.
but ClifordACDC doesn't notice that he has an extra passanger hanging on to his jetpack.. and its Toni!! when they land, Toni pushes him to the ground and his back in the lead
However landing right outside Deeproots' house was a little silly.
After butchering Toni into small pieces and selling it on as "100% mixed meat" in a local store (nothing personal Toni, just business as usual)
DeepRoopts whizzles into 1st place!
Oh yeh I'm winning !!!
(for those who didnt get the hint).
Unfortunatly Deeproots has listened to far too many hypnosis tapes, Smells put him into a deep sleep that he`s not likely to wake up from for a few years and regains the lead
I give up.
Hemlok exits the race
Vince carefully watches Uncreator prance around like a little helpless bunny wearing his Iron Maiden shirt. He realize he adores this "Eddie" figure so Vince quickly makes a costume of Eddie. Vince stood in front of Uncreator. Uncreator was amazed by the life-like Eddie figure that beholds his bunny like presence. Vince immediately ate Uncreator's bottom half of his body and left him to die slowly in his own bloody futile organs.
Vince took the lead.
Then botoxfox used his magical fire breath to take the lead from Vince. Botoxfox also saved the maidens fair.
I'm winning!
i dress a band up like led zepplin and sell tickets to see the not-knowingly fake led zep and go wait in line to get tickets! but i know its fake!
i show everyone that they are not the real led zep and they form a angry mob and atack you. im winning
but i steal a dragon and ride to the front!!
i hate dragons. my cheetah with the dragon killing cannon comes back and shoots you. you and the dragon land on the rest of the racers and i take the lead.
Where's my gold medal? cause yeah I'm gonna win!
Your cheetha sees an antelope and runs after it instead, I'm winning.
no ones gonna win thats why this thread is pointless but fun. by the time you finished reading this im winning again
You watch I'll somehow win cause I'm just that much of a winner!
after my cheetah goes after the antelope it sees a whole pack of them but there nor realy antelpoe... THERE ROBOTS! they chase my cheetah and shoot at him with lasers that transport you all to another dimension because they miss. when they ty to shoot me my cheetah jumps in front of me sacrificing itself and most of the shots bounce off the dragon cannon and hit the antelope robots but the rest make him dissapear . so since you guys are in another dimension im winning.
You've got too big of an imagination, so I'm winning
my immagination is so powerful that things i immagine realy happen. i immagine you in last place and your loosing so im winning.
u see a speck in the distance..and guess who it is??me!!!
Im
WINNING
hey i already did that, you stole my idea . because of this im winning.
naw im a speck in the distance, ur something else that i cant remember.Since i proved u wrong im winning
then the kevin flys straight past above all your heads in a rocket pod and takes the lead, turning everyone else who has been in the race into dust ! wooh!
hope you brought your silver polish everybody cause this comment was gold!
The wind blows me ( I'm dust) past you. I'm winning.
kevins rocket blew up everyone but me**dodge fire with amazing move**
and i teleport 10000000 miles ahead of everyone else.Im winning!
I posted before you so I'm winning.
It's too bad that stratman teleported so many times around the world which put him in last place instead of first. Xranthoius felt a rush of energy and took the lead!
but then i teleported again so i was right in front of xranthois.im winning
drummingguitarist06 looks at this thread and snaps. All of the sudden, God and Chuck Norris slap hands, and dual tornado kick this thread and everyone in it, leaving the TRUE VICTOR DRUMMINGGUITARIST06!!!
EPIC WIN...
Flawless victory...
But Xranthoius has studied martial arts for years and knocked God and Chuck Norris out. Xranthoius is winning!
You lie!!! I am Chuck Norris, thus I am God. I'm winning!
And to think, after all this time, I thought God and Chuck Norris were unstoppable and immune to everything! I've BEEN TAUGHT LIES! *Cries as he is no longer winning*
Proof you are Chuck Norris or blasphemy occurs in automatic loss...making me default winner
Yeah, here's a picture of me back in my days on Walker
http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd311/slash91_2007/chucknorris.jpg
im winning
not anymore
ya i am
nick u cant be winning because i am
now i am
While Nick325 is probably sleeping, botoxfox sneaks into the lead.
and while you are tiptoeing past Nick, i run right past you.im winning!!!!!
This is getting stupid, but now I'm winning.
Haha ! The enthusiasm has all gone !
But botoxfox is still winning...
This is crazy! oh wait, am I winning??
not anymore
Really?! I thought I was but... wait, now Im winning again!! cool!
But just when everyone thought that this thread was dead, a newcomer imerges to the surface and takes the lead...
I win!
Wallimann thinks he is in the lead but in fact, Xranthoius was so far ahead he wasn't seen.
Hmm, seems like this thread is about to die, nevertheless, botoxfox ctakes the lead...
This thread will never die *evil laugh* oh, and btw guys... Im winning
You must be mistaken Toni, I am clearly winning!
You Fools!
You complete;y forgot to take into account my moderator powers - mwahahaha!
I cruise in from nowhere on a beam of pure moderatorium (the precious metal that fuels our unearthly powers) ... the sheer power of it blinds David who stumbles, and I ruch into the lead. As I do so I turn around, and with a single gesture in David's direction I close the thread, meaning I am the absolute winner forever and ever and ever!!
Ok, so closing the thread was cheating ... but I am still winning !!!!!
I liked it
Anyone won yet?
ive been leading.. but i think andrew was the 1 who won... for a bit.. the race is back on now.. also.. btw.. IM WINNING!
I ughhhh, *walks in on this daft excuse for a thread*
I suppose I'm erm... winning?
no your not. i am!
I am.
As Vince watches from a far, he notices that the the cat fight that has been going on for god knows how. He notices that both figures are actually whiny babies. Vince did not take the lead but decided to sit and watch as more females join on the winning thrad.
(no hard fillings )
Man it is nice to leed the way,
as i sit at the finish line just waiting for the next soul to come join me better hurry up cause the beers are almost gone and WELP THIS ONE IS EMPTY,,,,,,,,,,,so now its close to being totaly gone ...but i will put the banner back up before i go for the next one to break it...................good luck lol
Satisfied with his position, Ayen decides to go prone, pulling the scope up to his eye. He sees a small speck moving in the distance, and adjusts the distance to better suit his preference.
One. Two. The bullets leave from the chamber and slice through the Beer cans, grazing Ballistic's leg.
Heineken sucks I'm winning.
Haha that was such cheating Andrew!
Anyone bored enough to count whos got the most posts and is genuinely in the lead?
And, I'm winning!
And then all of the sudden all you people realize that you´re running the wrong way... Some artard that was leading before mislead everyone in to a long long long so called "shortcut" and Mackietao aka Marcus aka Fastsprinter takes the lead... Look out for all the bears in the woods!! And in ballistics case, all the beers.. Hate to brake it for ya, that ain´t the finish line
owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwch man anyone got a band aid..............hides behind cooler to wait for medic with a beer can and shirt wrapped around leg.............thinking i guess it wouldnt be so bad to be a looser......................holds up a white flag
So who's winning?
I guess that would be me, huh.
im winning
Apparently It is I who is the winner
Lies and deceit! Only I am winning!
Nice to see you back David and hope you had a good XMas. It is however my sad duty to infrom you that you are no longer winning .
Cheers,
Tony
Yes welcome back David, and glad you had a good Xmas too Tony, and errr... I seem to be the....
WINNAH!!!!
I have invitations in all your names to the Playboy Mansion. Since I am the only one currently in the race, obviously I am winning.
You wouldn't be winning if I hadn't bumped the thread.
Now I'm winning BTW.
It is sad to think that the past 285 posts have been in vain.. because .. now i am in the lead spot
Well, it's post 287 and botoxfox takes the lead...
Just when mattacuk had though this thread finally died forever.... Is winning !
But botoxfox feels like postwhoring a bit today, so...
I'M WINNING!!
But alas, botoxfox's avatar makes PandaMatt go and it distracts him long enough for botoxfox to take the lead again.
But wait, Suddenly skennington finds this thread and like a thief in the night, steals the top spot!
wow, i cant believe we started this up again
buuuuuuuuuuuut like usual im winning
Tomy nukes all the others, taking the lead!!!
But Stevie comes out of no where, making his first post in the thread, taking the lead
But Tomy comes back and is riding in a space shuttle that's going 10000km an hour! What a move!
But Stevie pulls out his ray gun (where the hell'd he get that), shoots Tomy down, and casually walks into first place.
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