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Nighthawk1 View Member Profile	Jul 25 2008, 08:42 PM
Jul 25 2008, 08:42 PM	GMC:er Posts: 641 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Germany	If you wanna have a laugh you could peep in here... http://www.ducksdeluxe.com/jokes.html do you also have some great musicians joke you'd like to share?Then post it here !!!What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend ? Homeless .. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by Nighthawk: Jul 25 2008, 08:50 PM

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Matt23 View Member Profile	Jul 25 2008, 08:55 PM
Jul 25 2008, 08:55 PM	Accomplished Tone Master Posts: 1.745 Joined: 17-January 08 From: Scotland	Thanks for the link. My sister emailed me a whole page of guitarist jokes once. They were actually quite funny even though tey insulted me. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

Nighthawk1 View Member Profile	Jul 25 2008, 09:09 PM
Jul 25 2008, 09:09 PM	GMC:er Posts: 641 Joined: 2-December 07 From: Germany	QUOTE (Matt23 @ Jul 25 2008, 09:55 PM) Thanks for the link. My sister emailed me a whole page of guitarist jokes once. They were actually quite funny even though tey insulted me. C'mon you have to be able to laugh at your self as well ! Sometimes there is also something true in it for example...How do guitarist normally greet each other ?..."Hi there, I am better than you!" Maybe you could post some of your list you liked most...?!? Q - What do a cup of coffee and Eric Clapton have in common? A - They both suck without Cream gooood one You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by Nighthawk: Jul 25 2008, 09:02 PM

Henry Dietzel View Member Profile	Jul 25 2008, 09:32 PM
Jul 25 2008, 09:32 PM	Instructor (former GMCer Hammerin Hank) Posts: 718 Joined: 1-May 08 From: Boston MA	QUOTE (Nighthawk @ Jul 25 2008, 03:42 PM) If you wanna have a laugh you could peep in here... http://www.ducksdeluxe.com/jokes.html do you also have some great musicians joke you'd like to share?Then post it here !!!What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend ? Homeless .. At one point or another I'm sure this applied to many of us!!! Even on more than one occasion for some You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- I have learned a lot, but I still have a lot to learn Check out my video lessons

Ctodd View Member Profile	Jul 25 2008, 10:07 PM
Jul 25 2008, 10:07 PM	GMC:er Posts: 493 Joined: 15-October 07 From: Pennsylvania	heheheh "Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!" "Now Johnny, you can't do both!" You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- QUOTE (Emir Hot @ Feb 5 2009, 03:41 AM) When you hear something that you really like, take guitar and kill the beast.

stickyfingers View Member Profile	Jul 25 2008, 10:25 PM
Jul 25 2008, 10:25 PM	GMC:er Posts: 104 Joined: 6-June 08 From: Berlin, Germany	QUOTE (Ctodd @ Jul 25 2008, 11:07 PM) heheheh "Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!" "Now Johnny, you can't do both!" hehe, that's a good one. ask my girlfriend if she laughs ;D You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Equip: Ibanez RG 570 Ibanez RG 547 Boss GT-10 Line 6 Pocket Pod Ibanez WD7 Fender Deluxe 112 Reverb

Canis View Member Profile	Jul 25 2008, 10:28 PM
Jul 25 2008, 10:28 PM	Learning Rock Star Posts: 3.319 Joined: 22-October 07 From: Molde, Norway	Haha: Musical Terms Misunderstood by Country-Western Musicians: Arpeggio -- "Ain't he that storybook kid with the big nose that grows?" Bass -- The things you run around in softball Relative Major -- An uncle in the Marine Corps Relative Minor -- A girlfriend Treble -- Women ain't nothin' but Tuba -- A compound word: "Hey, woman! Fetch me another tuba Bryll Cream!" Major Scale -- What you say after chasing wild game up a mountain: "Darn! That was a major scale!" Time Signature -- What you need from your boss if you forget to clock in Tempo -- Good choice for a used car You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- GMC is not just a website... It's a lifestyle! https://www.youtube.com/CanisArctus ->Click here for the ultimate practicing tip!<-

Matt23 View Member Profile	Jul 25 2008, 10:38 PM
Jul 25 2008, 10:38 PM	Accomplished Tone Master Posts: 1.745 Joined: 17-January 08 From: Scotland	Yes i know this is a big post so iv made the text a bit smaller. What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of his mouth? The stage is level. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Give him some sheet music. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common. Both suck when you plug them in. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you make a bass player turn down the volume? Put a chart in front of him. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None--they just steal somebody else's light. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call two guitarists playing in unison? Counterpoint. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on? He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the best thing to play on a guitar? Solitaire. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They let the keyboard player do it with his left hand. Don't bother. Just leave it out--no one will notice. One, but the guitarist has to show him first. Six: one to change it, and the other five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the 22th century, how many guitar players will you need to replace a light source? Five. One to actually do it, and four to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the electric bass player who was so bad that even the lead singer noticed? You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by Matt23: Jul 25 2008, 10:39 PM

Ivan Milenkovic View Member Profile	Jul 26 2008, 12:38 AM
Jul 26 2008, 12:38 AM	Instructor Posts: 25.396 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Belgrade, Serbia	Haha cool jokes IO got one too for this evening: What do you call a person that hangs out with musicians? A Drummer.. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- - Ivan's Video Chat Lesson Notes HERE - Check out my GMC Profile and Lessons - (Please subscribe to my) YouTube Official Channel - Let's be connected through ! Facebook! :)

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