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OrganisedConfusi... OrganisedConfusion View Member Profile	Feb 22 2008, 02:15 PM
Feb 22 2008, 02:15 PM	GMC:er Posts: 5.635 Joined: 29-November 07 From: Nottingham, UK	What silly quotes do you remember from anybody. I think Kevin Keegan the Newcastle Manager is the king of silly quotes. "In some ways cramp is worse than a broken leg" "I'm not disappointed - just disappointed" "We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half" "We have spent three matches chasing a football" "Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23" "I've had an interest in racing all my life, or longer really" You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Gear Guitars:- Caparison Horus Snowcloud, Parker Nitefly M, Parker Nitefly SA, Gibson SG, Parker P10e, 40 Year Old Spanish Acoustic Amps:- Framus Ruby Riot 2x12" stack

Goliath View Member Profile	Feb 22 2008, 02:20 PM
Feb 22 2008, 02:20 PM	GMC:er Posts: 667 Joined: 6-July 07 From: Atlanta, GA, USA	Yogi Berra springs to mind. "Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded." There's plenty to take from this one. Miss Teen South Carolina Tackles US Education Issues. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- "King V" enthusiast

Guitarman700 View Member Profile	Feb 22 2008, 02:59 PM
Feb 22 2008, 02:59 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.462 Joined: 20-April 07 From: Traverse City, Michigan, USA	George w bush: "i know from personal experience how easy it is to tear a country down." hes so stupid. Edit;that miss teen south carolina is hilarious. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by Guitarman700: Feb 22 2008, 03:00 PM -------------------- My Gear: Guitars: Fender Standard Stratocaster HSS Jackson Dinky Custom Washburn WG-587 7-String LTD EX-50 Kramer Focus 6000 Amps: Peavey Vypyr 30 Marshall MG10KK Kerry King 10 Watt

The Uncreator View Member Profile	Feb 22 2008, 08:28 PM
Feb 22 2008, 08:28 PM	Fire Up The Blades, Moderator Posts: 8.933 Joined: 6-March 07 From: St. Petersburg, Florida	dumbest quote happened today, I was sitting in class listening to The Black Dahlia Murder's "Everything Went Black", and this chick asked me what i was listening to, so i told her, then she asked if she could listen, i warned her, then handed her the head phones. Of course the vocals scared her, then the solo came in, and she said "Whats That Instrument?" I was like "Uh...Thats a guitar, this is the guitar solo" To which her response was.... "Whats a guitar solo?" ..... *WTF?!?!??!??!?* You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

botoxfox View Member Profile	Feb 22 2008, 08:31 PM
Feb 22 2008, 08:31 PM	GMC:er Posts: 2.570 Joined: 20-February 07	, You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by botoxfox: Apr 22 2011, 05:38 PM -------------------- Try this fun little "game"!

MickeM View Member Profile	Feb 22 2008, 08:40 PM
Feb 22 2008, 08:40 PM	Born of NWOBHM, Moderation Team Leader Posts: 8.562 Joined: 9-January 07 From: Stockholm, Sweden	QUOTE (The Uncreator @ Feb 22 2008, 08:28 PM) "Uh...Thats a guitar, this is the guitar solo" To which her response was.... "Whats a guitar solo?" ..... *WTF?!?!??!??!?* coughinsertprefeeredinsultcough heh.. I mean Brett, BRETT! She obviously wants YOU to teach HER what a guitar solo is and some more. Man... You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- My bands homepage All time favourites: B. Streisand - Woman in Love, M. Hopkin - Those were the days, L. Richie - Hello

Tuubsu View Member Profile	Feb 22 2008, 09:32 PM
Feb 22 2008, 09:32 PM	GMC:er Posts: 795 Joined: 28-August 07 From: Lappeenranta, Finland	Yeah! you should have said something like... "Well, maybe you could drop by my house someday... I could show you what a guitar solo is" Then a wink and a smile You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Anyone can learn to play fast, like anyone can learn to type quickly. But not everyone can write a book. - Yngwie J. Malmsteen Idols: Jason Becker (ex-Cacophony, ex-David Lee Roth, Solo) Marty Friedman (ex-Cacophony, ex-Megadeth, Solo) Niccolo Paganini (Solo) Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen....Duh!) Frederic Chopin (Solo)

The Uncreator View Member Profile	Feb 22 2008, 10:05 PM
Feb 22 2008, 10:05 PM	Fire Up The Blades, Moderator Posts: 8.933 Joined: 6-March 07 From: St. Petersburg, Florida	QUOTE (MickeM @ Feb 22 2008, 11:40 AM) coughinsertprefeeredinsultcough heh.. I mean Brett, BRETT! She obviously wants YOU to teach HER what a guitar solo is and some more. Man... QUOTE (Tuubsu @ Feb 22 2008, 12:32 PM) Yeah! you should have said something like... "Well, maybe you could drop by my house someday... I could show you what a guitar solo is" Then a wink and a smile Ha, Sorry guys, Competence is a MUST for me when looking into women You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

Owen View Member Profile	Feb 22 2008, 10:12 PM
Feb 22 2008, 10:12 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.461 Joined: 16-June 07 From: Scotland	Competence? Does that translate into "Must like Blind Guardian solos" ? You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Don't Panic.

The Uncreator View Member Profile	Feb 22 2008, 10:18 PM
Feb 22 2008, 10:18 PM	Fire Up The Blades, Moderator Posts: 8.933 Joined: 6-March 07 From: St. Petersburg, Florida	Close to it! You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

Goliath View Member Profile	Feb 23 2008, 05:05 AM
Feb 23 2008, 05:05 AM	GMC:er Posts: 667 Joined: 6-July 07 From: Atlanta, GA, USA	Brett, the sooner you learn competence is a lonely road the sooner you can really start to enjoy all the little honey pots running around. Happy hunting sir. Take the chick from the South Carolina clip. Sure, she ruins it when she opens her mouth, but it's not a ring I'm trying to give her You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- "King V" enthusiast

The Uncreator View Member Profile	Feb 23 2008, 02:33 PM
Feb 23 2008, 02:33 PM	Fire Up The Blades, Moderator Posts: 8.933 Joined: 6-March 07 From: St. Petersburg, Florida	Haha, i'll take life with my guitar and good ol metal before i spend it with a chick whos IQ is probably smaller than the number of strings on my guitar. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

Tuubsu View Member Profile	Feb 23 2008, 03:27 PM
Feb 23 2008, 03:27 PM	GMC:er Posts: 795 Joined: 28-August 07 From: Lappeenranta, Finland	Well it doesn't have to be your whole life... just long enough to... you know... KAZINGGG!!!! BOJOJOJOIINNNGGGG!!! Edit. oooh! more offtopic messages than ontopic messages.... so I suggest we start a new silly quotes thread and rename this "The let's get the uncreator a lady thread".... You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by Tuubsu: Feb 23 2008, 03:31 PM -------------------- Anyone can learn to play fast, like anyone can learn to type quickly. But not everyone can write a book. - Yngwie J. Malmsteen Idols: Jason Becker (ex-Cacophony, ex-David Lee Roth, Solo) Marty Friedman (ex-Cacophony, ex-Megadeth, Solo) Niccolo Paganini (Solo) Eddie Van Halen (Van Halen....Duh!) Frederic Chopin (Solo)

The Uncreator View Member Profile	Feb 23 2008, 03:58 PM
Feb 23 2008, 03:58 PM	Fire Up The Blades, Moderator Posts: 8.933 Joined: 6-March 07 From: St. Petersburg, Florida	Requirements: Heavy Metal Fan Star Wars Fan Not A Dude You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

Outlaw2112 View Member Profile	Feb 23 2008, 04:01 PM
Feb 23 2008, 04:01 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.881 Joined: 16-January 08 From: Washington DC	Patrick Ewing said "I might make alot of money, but I spend alot of money" You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! --------------------

Owen View Member Profile	Feb 23 2008, 04:10 PM
Feb 23 2008, 04:10 PM	GMC:er Posts: 1.461 Joined: 16-June 07 From: Scotland	QUOTE (The Uncreator @ Feb 23 2008, 06:58 AM) Requirements: Heavy Metal Fan Star Wars Fan Not A Dude Have fun with that. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Don't Panic.

Goliath View Member Profile	Feb 23 2008, 09:42 PM
Feb 23 2008, 09:42 PM	GMC:er Posts: 667 Joined: 6-July 07 From: Atlanta, GA, USA	LOL sounds like you can have 2 but not 3. I'm a pretty big metal fan, but I have absolutely no expectation for my ladies to enjoy it, absolutely none. As for Star Wars, eh, have you been to any type of SciFi/Comic Con? There are SOME cuties, but usually that's not the case. I did manage to snag this freaking sweet Thunder Cats T Shirt at Dragon Con this past year, which is pretty awesome, but DC was definitely not a place I'd consider going trying to meet women, but that's not to say there aren't those that do. I just didn't go the whole hotel/weekend pass route. EDIT: and if all of your hobbies are shared hobbies, then you will have no "you" time since you're all into the same stuff. I like to use metal and guitars as an excuse to get away when I need to and that option evaporates if she's into it too You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by Goliath: Feb 23 2008, 09:43 PM -------------------- "King V" enthusiast

The Uncreator View Member Profile	Feb 24 2008, 02:53 AM
Feb 24 2008, 02:53 AM	Fire Up The Blades, Moderator Posts: 8.933 Joined: 6-March 07 From: St. Petersburg, Florida	I would like to meet someone who doesnt have to like metal, but preferably a musician You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

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