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Slavenko Erazer
May 23 2012, 09:14 PM
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Warning : Videos have explicit content.

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Ben Higgins
May 23 2012, 09:55 PM
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I was scrolling down, thinking.. If he hasn't got 'Gloves of Metal' I'm posting that !

But it's there... you certainly know your bad metal videos ! biggrin.gif

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May 23 2012, 09:57 PM
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Haha all candlemass clips are rediculously funny to watch
haha thanks for sharing

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Ben Higgins
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QUOTE (Slavenko Erazer @ May 23 2012, 09:14 PM) *


I am not joking when I say this but..

When I started the video I thought it was the sound of a large truck with its engine running.. and then the music would start. Then I realised it was actually the music.

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May 23 2012, 10:45 PM
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QUOTE (Ben Higgins @ May 23 2012, 08:58 PM) *
I am not joking when I say this but..

When I started the video I thought it was the sound of a large truck with its engine running.. and then the music would start. Then I realised it was actually the music.


Do we have a "moves" instructor or a "tongue" instructor? I want a "How To Run in Snow and Wiggle Your Scary Tongue Like The Black Satans" video!

That's hilarious!

biggrin.gif Z.

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Todd Simpson
May 24 2012, 12:42 AM
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WOW. That was the most fun I"ve had all day. Those are AWFUL but priceless at the same time. Thanks smile.gif

Here is one for ya. Nearly every 80's Metal Cliche in one band in one video! An unknown pop metal act actuall called

POSER yes that's right the band's actual name was POSER!



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May 24 2012, 01:07 AM
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Man these music videos are brilliant! laugh.gif

...and what would this list be without Krokus?

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May 24 2012, 01:18 AM
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QUOTE (Slavenko Erazer @ May 23 2012, 09:14 PM) *
Warning : Videos have explicit content.

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these guys are trying so hard to look evil, they end up looking like there feet are cold and they are looking for a place to keep their wittle toes from getting cold

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Slavenko Erazer
May 24 2012, 09:03 AM
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QUOTE (Zoot @ May 23 2012, 09:45 PM) *
Do we have a "moves" instructor or a "tongue" instructor? I want a "How To Run in Snow and Wiggle Your Scary Tongue Like The Black Satans" video!

That's hilarious!

biggrin.gif Z.


You have to summon the Satan in the high northern woods of wintery Norway to properly do a Black Satans lick *Rockdevil*

Why the're isn't the 666 Devil smiley for christ sake?!!??! ohmy.gif

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May 24 2012, 09:10 AM
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QUOTE (Slavenko Erazer @ May 24 2012, 09:03 AM) *
Why the're isn't the 666 Devil smiley for christ sake?!!??! ohmy.gif


Because the Dark Lord is a bit touchy when it comes to having his image shrunken down to a little emoticon. Lawyers got involved..it was messy. rolleyes.gif

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Oh man.... if it wouldn't be for the ridiculously killer chops of MAB - this vid would sure make it to the top tongue.gif



that vocalist is .... simply outrageous laugh.gif

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Who knew throwing snowballs was so Satanic?????
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Anyhoo, here's my enttries:-
(Not necessarily 'worst' but 'cliched'!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif )



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May 25 2012, 05:12 AM
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I thought Shotgun Messiah was almost trying to be STEEL PANTHER!! Wow, boy howdy were the 80's a time of feast and famine! Some great music but so much that was almost cloned?


QUOTE (Sensible Jones @ May 24 2012, 08:46 AM) *
Who knew throwing snowballs was so Satanic?????
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Anyhoo, here's my enttries:-
(Not necessarily 'worst' but 'cliched'!! biggrin.gif biggrin.gif )


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The black satans are mocking satan right? Or are they just trying to show the tornment and tortures of hell?

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QUOTE (Azzaboi @ May 25 2012, 07:29 AM) *
The black satans are mocking satan right? Or are they just trying to show the tornment and tortures of hell?


I think the latter. Hell must be prancing around in the snow, looking silly for all eternity !

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Sorry to say people but I wouldn't look too much into Black Satans laugh.gif They are nothing more than a Parody band which was done for fun, they are mocking mostly Immortal's "Call Of The Wintermoon", as seen here:




QUOTE (Azzaboi @ May 25 2012, 02:29 AM) *
The black satans are mocking satan right? Or are they just trying to show the tornment and tortures of hell?



Not mocking Satan, the name is a parody of Black Metal itself really. The only band that "mocked" Satan really is Lordi, in their song "Devil is A Loser"


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QUOTE (Todd Simpson @ May 25 2012, 04:12 AM) *
I thought Shotgun Messiah was almost trying to be STEEL PANTHER!! Wow, boy howdy were the 80's a time of feast and famine! Some great music but so much that was almost cloned?


IN THAT MADAM X video.....IS THAT PETER DINKLAGE? AKA TYRION LANISTER? laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif...from A GAME OF THRONES??

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May 26 2012, 01:18 PM
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QUOTE (jstcrsn @ May 24 2012, 02:18 AM) *
these guys are trying so hard to look evil, they end up looking like there feet are cold and they are looking for a place to keep their wittle toes from getting cold



i think the lost there key somewhere in the snow ......... laugh.gif

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Black Satan's video is actually cool. They have got to be goofing around, Having intercourse with a tree playing baseball with twigs and snowballs, C'mon they are obviously making a joke of it. I thought it was funny as hell though. (No pun intended).

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Slavenko Erazer
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QUOTE (llibach @ May 26 2012, 01:17 PM) *
Black Satan's video is actually cool. They have got to be goofing around, Having intercourse with a tree playing baseball with twigs and snowballs, C'mon they are obviously making a joke of it. I thought it was funny as hell though. (No pun intended).



Yeah, Black Satans are very famous Norwegian black metal band, althought they're from Finland . biggrin.gif

You should look for their other videos, they have on youtube!

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