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Posted by: The Uncreator Jul 17 2008, 12:52 AM

So at work today, Me and one of the contractors I was working with (I install and repair fire alarms and service them and whatnot all that good stuff), We're driving through this assisted living facility, and we had to repair a guys fire alarm in one of the houses/ apartments and this guy was like beyond old, He was 103. When we were fixing it he was kinda rambling off, and he said this word for word.

"You know I hate this place, They treat me like im some handicapped old person, Why dont they just dig a hole and bury my genitals in it"



I couldn't help but laugh and the nearly direct quote of Kris' "Collection Of Sins", It was hilarious


PS

Okay, He didnt use a word as nice as "genitals"

Posted by: Caelumamittendum Jul 17 2008, 12:57 AM

Ahahahaha! Those moments are great.

Old people can be seriously funny at times - though sometimes I have sympathy for them, really. Today when I visited my grandmother she said lots and lots of things that didn't make any sense at all. Like words that didn't sound anything like words. That's the first time I've experienced that. That was kinda weird and creepy.

Posted by: beebo Jul 17 2008, 01:03 AM

QUOTE (The Uncreator @ Jul 16 2008, 03:52 PM)

So at work today, Me and one of the contractors I was working with (I install and repair fire alarms and service them and whatnot all that good stuff), We're driving through this assisted living facility, and we had to repair a guys fire alarm in one of the houses/ apartments and this guy was like beyond old, He was 103. When we were fixing it he was kinda rambling off, and he said this word for word.

"You know I hate this place, They treat me like im some handicapped old person, Why dont they just dig a hole and bury my genitals in it"



I couldn't help but laugh and the nearly direct quote of Kris' "Collection Of Sins", It was hilarious


PS

Okay, He didnt use a word as nice as "genitals"

Posted by: Ivan Milenkovic Jul 17 2008, 02:21 AM

Poor guy, he must feel terrible

It's good he still has a sense of humor tho

Posted by: IDontWantMyUsername Jul 17 2008, 02:29 AM

Haha, that's funny! Reminds me of when my grandma was drunk last New Years Eve She was cursing all the time