Joke Thread?, Clean ones only (GP13 max)
leedbreak
Nov 12 2007, 07:42 AM
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Whoops I meant PG 13

Why did the first monkey jump out of the tree?





























he was dead
Why did the second monkey jump from the tree?


































He was tied to the first monkey.
Why did the third money jump from the tree?





























peer pressure :-)

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swingline
Nov 13 2007, 02:51 PM
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This ones sort of mean but bear with me


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QUOTE (swingline @ Nov 13 2007, 07:51 AM) *
This ones sort of mean but bear with me
Why did Helen Keller's Dog run away?
You would too if your name was rahhrheddhedarr



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