Help! My Lp Smells Like A Woman!
Staffy
Jan 19 2010, 09:20 AM
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I recently discovered that my new 2003 LP smells like a woman. No kidding here, it really smells something sweet and kind of perfumed. I cant recognize that smell with any guitar polish or similar either... Is this the new deal from Gibson in order to keep their customers??? tongue.gif
But really, I have no clue what this smell is coming from, and it doesn't match with either my image as an artist or my russian hat!
So what shall I do? Any suggestions ???

//Staffay

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MickeM
Jan 19 2010, 09:28 AM
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It's obviously jealous on all your new guitar, and turned to the makeup box to regain your attention.

Your LP is feeling overlooked and lonely. Tell it it's fine as it is and that you'll never abandon it for that other guitar but that you love them both equaly much. And just saying it won't help, you have to show it too. As soon as it lays off the perfume you should go to it, tell it you prefer that woody smell and show your appreciation, play them old licks you used to. Show some love!
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Jan 19 2010, 09:44 AM
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QUOTE (MickeM @ Jan 19 2010, 09:28 AM) *
It's obviously jealous on all your new guitar, and turned to the makeup box to regain your attention.

Your LP is feeling overlooked and lonely. Tell it it's fine as it is and that you'll never abandon it for that other guitar but that you love them both equaly much. And just saying it won't help, you have to show it too. As soon as it lays off the perfume you should go to it, tell it you prefer that woody smell and show your appreciation, play them old licks you used to. Show some love!
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Hmmm, that's some theory! biggrin.gif But I played her for about 2-3 hours yesterday so she can't complain bout that.... (maybe I have to move that make-up box out of my studio/guitar area??? tongue.gif ) The strange thing here is that I have some other old guitars and they just have the same old smell of coffee poured all over them, beer, cigarette-smoke and old underwear.. (like a guitar shall smell)
Lets hope that the other guitars don't adopt this LP behaviour - otherwise my house gonna smell like a Ladies rest room at the Grand Central Station! laugh.gif

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Jan 19 2010, 10:16 AM
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biggrin.gif Two questions arise...


QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 09:44 AM) *
maybe I have to move that make-up box out of my studio/guitar area???

Yes you should! And what is it doind there in the first place? ...non rethorical, don't wanna know.


QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 09:44 AM) *
smell like a Ladies rest room at the Grand Central Station! laugh.gif

How do you know the smell of a ladies rest room at the central station unsure.gif ...same thing here, I don't really want to know wink.gif

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- Staffy   Help! My Lp Smells Like A Woman!   Jan 19 2010, 09:20 AM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (MickeM @ Jan 19 2010, 10:16 AM) T...   Jan 19 2010, 10:49 AM
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- - blindwillie   WOHAA! The sent of a woman.   Jan 19 2010, 10:13 AM
- - sted   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 08:20 AM) I ...   Jan 19 2010, 10:38 AM
- - Vasilije Vukmirovic   HAha, cool!   Jan 19 2010, 11:55 AM
- - zen   hahhahhahahhhah ... sorry , i got nothing t...   Jan 19 2010, 12:01 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (zen @ Jan 19 2010, 12:01 PM) hahha...   Jan 19 2010, 12:04 PM
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- - enforcer   maybe the problem is your hardcase that you left o...   Jan 19 2010, 01:53 PM
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- - Sensible Jones   Start polishing her with Engine Oil. That'll s...   Jan 19 2010, 02:06 PM
- - jstcrsn   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 09:20 AM) I ...   Jan 19 2010, 02:07 PM
|- - MickeM   QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Jan 19 2010, 02:07 PM) y...   Jan 19 2010, 02:19 PM
|- - jstcrsn   QUOTE (MickeM @ Jan 19 2010, 02:19 PM) a...   Jan 19 2010, 03:06 PM
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- - Young Guitarist   Haha, this is rather hillarious to be honest. QUO...   Jan 19 2010, 03:52 PM
- - Young Guitarist   QUOTE (MickeM @ Jan 19 2010, 03:53 PM) Hm...   Jan 19 2010, 03:54 PM
- - Fran   QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Jan 19 2010, 03:06 PM) t...   Jan 19 2010, 08:07 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (Fran @ Jan 19 2010, 08:07 PM) ...   Jan 19 2010, 11:17 PM
|- - Boson   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 11:17 PM) Go...   Jan 20 2010, 12:33 AM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (Boson @ Jan 20 2010, 12:33 AM) Tha...   Jan 20 2010, 01:43 AM
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- - Crazy_Diamond   Your guitar is new she wants to please you.... Don...   Jan 19 2010, 08:11 PM
|- - Praetorian   QUOTE (Crazy_Diamond @ Jan 19 2010, 02:11...   Jan 20 2010, 02:53 AM
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- - Boson   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 09:20 AM) So...   Jan 19 2010, 09:37 PM
- - maharzan   That definitely tells me that somebody has been me...   Jan 20 2010, 03:25 AM
- - Hammerhead   I don't even know what to say Yes we are al...   Jan 20 2010, 03:35 AM
- - -Zion-   When i first got my LP last year, it had this funn...   Jan 20 2010, 12:53 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (-Zion- @ Jan 20 2010, 12...   Jan 20 2010, 01:40 PM
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- - peixe   Haha this is so funny! Every now and then a ...   Jan 20 2010, 12:59 PM
- - jstcrsn   my guitat just smells like me sucking   Jan 20 2010, 01:54 PM
|- - Praetorian   QUOTE (jstcrsn @ Jan 20 2010, 07:54 AM) m...   Jan 20 2010, 02:13 PM
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- - -Zion-   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 20 2010, 01:40 PM) Aa...   Jan 20 2010, 02:55 PM
- - Ivan Milenkovic   naah, probably some lady in Gibson factory did a s...   Jan 20 2010, 03:31 PM
|- - Staffy   QUOTE (Ivan Milenkovic @ Jan 20 2010, 03...   Jan 20 2010, 04:10 PM
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- - Crazy_Diamond   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 20 2010, 07:40 AM) Aa...   Jan 20 2010, 04:43 PM
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- - Fran   QUOTE (Staffy @ Jan 19 2010, 11:17 PM) .....   Jan 20 2010, 08:47 PM
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- - jstcrsn   thanks for the picture now i'm going to have t...   Jan 20 2010, 11:48 PM
- - Daniel Realpe   Does the music sound like it smells like that? is ...   Jan 24 2010, 02:12 AM
- - Staffy   QUOTE (Daniel Realpe @ Jan 24 2010, 02:12...   Jan 24 2010, 02:23 AM
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