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GMC Forum _ CHILL OUT _ Worst Gmc Ideas
Posted by: Spiderusalem Nov 7 2007, 08:38 PM
So I'm bored yet again, and for fun I thought up a few bad gmc ideas i'd like to share with the rest of you. I never considered any one of these to be a good idea at any point, I swear 
GMC personal ads section
In the Style of Avril Lavigne lesson
Limp Bizkit Style vocal lesson
One on One lesson - How to play when you're completely wasted!
Kris and Marcus Cowbell/Kazoo only colab solo
Andrew Cockburns wall of shame, a collection of bad/naughty threads/posts (mostly mine)
"tremolo bars and the nasty places they end up in" thread
"101 other uses for a floyd rose" thread
"practice...why even bother?" thread
"Why Daisy Rock guitars are better than LP's, Strats, and Jems" thread
"Paul Gilbert, Steve Vai, Eric Johnson, Rusty Cooley - WAY Overrated" thread
"Worst Gmc Ideas" thread
feel free to add to the list, but try to keep it clean
Posted by: Fabian Schulz Nov 7 2007, 08:44 PM
the "destroy your favorite axe" picture thread 
Posted by: Spiderusalem Nov 7 2007, 08:45 PM
ooh I like that one
Posted by: mattacuk Nov 7 2007, 08:51 PM
The "GMC marlon brando look-alike compeition thread"
or
The "GMC Show your goldfish thread"
Posted by: Fabian Schulz Nov 7 2007, 08:55 PM
the marlon brando look-alike competition would be nice
Posted by: Spiderusalem Nov 7 2007, 08:56 PM
the marlon brando look-alike competition would be nice I dont know. Mattacuk looks kinda like him on his myspace. drives the ladies mad =P
Posted by: mattacuk Nov 7 2007, 08:58 PM
the marlon brando look-alike competition would be nice It is a pretty funny idea !!
Posted by: blindwillie Nov 7 2007, 09:26 PM
I have to disagree on the uselessness of some:
1: GMC personal ads section
Great idea! Who knows, maybe I could get hooked up with something more human than an amplifier?
2:Andrew Cockburns wall of shame, a collection of bad/naughty threads/posts (mostly mine)
This could be very entertaining.
3:"practice...why even bother?" thread
What's wrong with that question? That's a question I constantly ask myself.
4:"Why Daisy Rock guitars are better than LP's, Strats, and Jems" thread
I could come up with some reasons.
Oh, maybe you ment it's to easy with some of those
5:"Paul Gilbert, Steve Vai, Eric Johnson, Rusty Cooley - WAY Overrated" thread
????
Why? Is it so obvious?
Don't pick on me. I'm bored.
Posted by: mattacuk Nov 7 2007, 09:35 PM
How about the " Super Sexy Spiderlism thread" 
Posted by: Andrew Cockburn Nov 7 2007, 09:44 PM
I want to add this thread to the category above, but won't that make it implode?
Come on Matt, own up - how many goldfish do you own???
Posted by: SLASH91 Nov 7 2007, 09:45 PM
Posted by: mattacuk Nov 7 2007, 09:53 PM
Come on Matt, own up - how many goldfish do you own???
Errrm , only 2 andrew
But they are Chinese Orandas (that makes them special )
Posted by: Andrew Cockburn Nov 7 2007, 09:55 PM
But they are Chinese Orandas (that makes them special )I knew it! Of course it makes sense though - you can go fishing inside when the weather is inclement ...
Posted by: Fabian Schulz Nov 7 2007, 10:01 PM
always remember matt, blast fishing is not allowed
Posted by: mattacuk Nov 7 2007, 10:08 PM
always remember matt, blast fishing is not allowed
Well my fish ARE big enough for a meal thats for sure.....
You guys must realise i grew up in the countryside, spending pretty much all my youth around rivers fishing etc !!:)
Posted by: botoxfox Nov 7 2007, 10:14 PM
What about a "post pics of yourself with womens underwear thread"? (for males only ofc)
Posted by: Fabian Schulz Nov 7 2007, 10:18 PM
maybe you could post the first pictures?
Posted by: Andrew Cockburn Nov 7 2007, 11:14 PM
Standing by with the delete button
Posted by: Scott Gentzen Nov 7 2007, 11:17 PM
Not my guitar, not my picture, but destroyed? Oh yes. And a guitar similar to my new one.
Here's one of someone setting an old Jem on fire (photoset's called "Creating the JEM777BBQ) :
http://www.flickr.com/photos/clivemurray/32343313/in/photostream/
Interesting look when it's all done though:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/clivemurray/32343603/
Posted by: Fabian Schulz Nov 7 2007, 11:19 PM
one word: blasphemy
Posted by: The Uncreator Nov 8 2007, 02:04 AM
On more word: Heresy
Posted by: Smikey2006 Nov 8 2007, 05:00 AM
That destroyed guitar looks like a Swisscheeseatar
Posted by: VinceG Nov 9 2007, 01:15 PM
how about "Metal is for losers. Country is where its at" thread.
Posted by: spdalton Nov 9 2007, 01:38 PM
But....
country IS where it's at!
Posted by: Spiderusalem Nov 9 2007, 07:58 PM
country IS where it's at!
I cant argue *salute to chet atkins*
*and also Johnny Cash*
Posted by: Owen Nov 10 2007, 02:38 AM
The village near where I live is where Johnny got his name.
It's called Strathmiglo, theres a road his Scottish family used to live on called Cash Feus - thats were he stole the second part of his name...
Edit: So totally off-topic, but this is a Spider one, so who cares ?
Posted by: Animosity Nov 10 2007, 04:17 AM
country IS where it's at!
*and also Johnny Cash*
*Dies*
Posted by: Scott Gentzen Nov 10 2007, 04:44 AM
...in the style of Kurt Cobain?
More in the context of this site. I'm a fan of his "playing" but it'd be kind of odd having a lesson.
Posted by: leedbreak Nov 10 2007, 05:32 AM
How ‘bout a “I got so drunk, I.............?????? “
page
Actually that might be a good one.
Posted by: mattacuk Nov 10 2007, 05:40 AM
Nothing wrong with Country, I Love Johhny Cash hes great!
Posted by: leedbreak Nov 10 2007, 06:00 AM
Best idea in here yet, will there be prizes????
Humm, I do hope others play as well
Posted by: Joey Nov 10 2007, 06:13 AM
dude the thing where he lit the gem on fire i was skeptical at first but it looks freakin sweet lol
Posted by: fkalich Nov 10 2007, 06:42 AM
Agree. Seen this?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SMTqCYUWYaQ
Singing a duet with Linda in he second part, really nice. Very old clip.
Posted by: mattacuk Nov 10 2007, 06:47 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SMTqCYUWYaQ
Singing a duet with Linda in he second part, really nice. Very old clip.
Wow this is a real gem man, thanks!
Posted by: Understudy Nov 10 2007, 11:19 PM
The GMC, coolest guitar finish with stickers thread. I never understood stickers on a guitar, why destroy a beautiful guitar finish.
Posted by: botoxfox Nov 10 2007, 11:21 PM
Don't see a problem if you have an ugly guitar finish...
Posted by: Owen Nov 10 2007, 11:36 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=SmVAWKfJ4Go
Johnny Cash covering Hurt by NiN, its a really emotional song, Cash puts the power into it that the original never had.
Know a few people that cried when they saw it.
Edit: still straying very far of topic
Posted by: AudunESP Nov 10 2007, 11:57 PM
the "lets kick kris from GMC" topic
hehe, we would never be able to do that, and what would GMC be without Kris?
Posted by: lefty01 Nov 11 2007, 12:02 AM
Here's one of someone setting an old Jem on fire (photoset's called "Creating the JEM777BBQ) :
http://www.flickr.com/photos/clivemurray/32343313/in/photostream/
Interesting look when it's all done though:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/clivemurray/32343603/
Didn't Vai play a "cheese" guitar in David Lee Roth video? I think it was Yankee Rose? It was green???
Posted by: Andrew Cockburn Nov 11 2007, 12:03 AM
hehe, we would never be able to do that, and what would GMC be without Kris?
It would look like this, so don't even think it!!!!
Posted by: Spiderusalem Dec 23 2007, 11:57 PM
GMC themed Carnival, with such attractions as:
Bobbing for pedals (with your teeth of course)
The Moderator dunking booth (I'd volunteer to facilitate this attraction myself )
A long brick wall placed in a part of the carnival where few people ever venture with a variety of spraypaints available nearby, this attraction is known only as "the test board"
A funhouse that simulates the horrors of not logging on for a while only to return to find that everyone has developed some strange teletubby fetish.
A "request a lesson" simulator booth, and all requests for an alternate picking lesson will be met with a slap in the face administered by Pavel.
Posted by: Andrew Cockburn Dec 24 2007, 12:00 AM
)Yeah, I'd like to help you with that - oh wait
Posted by: The Uncreator Dec 24 2007, 12:38 AM
IM to Epic to be dunked, i must be put above a volcano, or somethin equally or more epic
Another bad idea for the carnival.
You know the booth full of air that blows money around? replace those dollar bills with JEM's.
Posted by: Tomy Jeon Dec 24 2007, 01:06 AM
)WHOO!!!
Posted by: The Uncreator Dec 24 2007, 01:58 AM
I have one more....
Andrew Vs. Spiderusalem
Posted by: Andrew Cockburn Dec 24 2007, 02:22 AM
Andrew Vs. Spiderusalem
No holds barred wrestling ??
Posted by: Spiderusalem Dec 24 2007, 02:47 AM
shred contest on a ukulele.
I would so maybe not win.
Posted by: Ctodd Dec 24 2007, 03:36 AM
why do we need to limit the masterclass idea to just guitar???
why not bagpipe masterclass, and harmonica masterclass?!?!?!?!?!
Posted by: swingline Dec 24 2007, 04:10 AM
In the style of Greenday.
Posted by: The Uncreator Dec 24 2007, 04:16 AM
Polka Masterclass
Posted by: Tomy Jeon Dec 24 2007, 06:04 AM
I would so maybe not win.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEXh_HjqXa8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSkP3uym5k
Posted by: Smikey2006 Dec 24 2007, 07:20 AM
Posted by: Zephyr Dec 24 2007, 07:35 AM
I would so maybe not win.
That reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xODSigyy25s. Not a ukulele, but still rang a bell for some reason.
Posted by: tonymiro Dec 24 2007, 04:12 PM
Andrew Vs. Spiderusalem
And with another mod refereeing it
Posted by: AdamWest Dec 24 2007, 04:32 PM
I propose that the carnival have a game of survival. 5 teams of 2 (GMC members) set off into the woods for one night, all members equipped with guitars. While in the woods Satan will come ambush the teams periodically (Kristopher in a devil mask with a pitchfork) and will ask them to improvise their own idea of the "greatest song in the world". Those who fail to satisfy "Satan" with their guitar skills will be eliminated, and have their GMC video viewing and forum posting rights stripped of them forever. The last team remaining is the one to encounter "Satan" the most times, impress him with their guitar skills with a new song every time, and not be eliminated. This team will win credibility for willing to participate in such a randomly thought up, stupid contest, and will receive one week free GMC video access. Following this, the losers will have tomatoes thrown at them, and sumo's use their bodies as a pillow.
Thankyou
Posted by: muntahunta Dec 24 2007, 05:11 PM
id personally like to see the "One on One lesson - How to play when you're completely wasted!"
it would add so much extra practice time to my schedule
Posted by: Tomy Jeon Dec 24 2007, 07:50 PM
Thankyou
Do you like Family Guy? I like Family Guy
Posted by: AdamWest Dec 25 2007, 05:17 AM
Do you like Family Guy? I like Family Guy
Yeah i like family guy
I watch The Simpsons more though
Posted by: Tomy Jeon Dec 25 2007, 06:13 AM
I watch The Simpsons more though Nah, The Simpsons isn't as fun as Family Guy. I like Stewie. He's cool.
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