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Posted by: OrganisedConfusion Oct 21 2008, 01:56 PM

No matter how often your play the national lottery your balls never come up. Anybody won any great amount of money doing the lottery? You may as well post your money to me as you wont win anything either way

Posted by: Pi38 Oct 21 2008, 02:09 PM

That's probably the worst topic name that I've ever read.

Posted by: OrganisedConfusion Oct 21 2008, 02:23 PM

It's fitting of the situation

Posted by: Nazgul Oct 21 2008, 02:26 PM

. The topic sounds great.


I've got the same problem, and my grandma, too. Weird.

Posted by: Guitarman700 Oct 21 2008, 02:28 PM

Doesnt it just suck when your balls fail you?

Posted by: Mark. Oct 21 2008, 02:31 PM

This Topic name was so disturbing
I know some guy who actually has 3 balls! Not that I ever seen them, dont get wrong ideas

Posted by: OrganisedConfusion Oct 21 2008, 02:33 PM

Has anybody won the lottery though 3 balls or not

Posted by: Pi38 Oct 21 2008, 02:35 PM

If someone here did, he'd probably just hire someone to secretly play for him while he pretended to play guitar.

Posted by: OrganisedConfusion Oct 21 2008, 02:37 PM

They'd probably have 10 user accounts just because they could

Posted by: Pi38 Oct 21 2008, 02:39 PM

And they'd hire one-armed flying monkeys to juggle swords and flaming chainsaws while singing the theme to Top Gun. Okay, maybe I took that one a bit too far.

Posted by: OrganisedConfusion Oct 21 2008, 02:40 PM

Way too far

Now back to my balls

Posted by: kaznie_NL Oct 21 2008, 02:42 PM

Haha, problems with my balls

On tv, they once told which ticket had won the jackpot, and then afterwards they told if the jackpot was coming or not. Kinda anoying if you have the right ticket, but no jackpot

Posted by: ztevie Oct 21 2008, 02:43 PM

Damn, when I saw the topic I got ready to share all my know-how about balls malfunctioning... And then it's about the lottery? So disappointing!

Posted by: Jarl Emil Oct 21 2008, 02:51 PM

Hehe the topic title is a bit edgy:P be aware of the admins!:P

Posted by: Emir Hot Oct 21 2008, 02:54 PM

I have many times. 3 numbers is just £10 and it's hard to match. It's nothing comparing to how much I have spent. Once I got £100 on a dream number here in the UK. I make much more when I bet on football matches. Today there are some cool ones, champions league. That can bring some money

Posted by: OrganisedConfusion Oct 21 2008, 02:57 PM

Yeah. Just bet on Middlesbrough losing whenever I go to a game. I have only seen us win 1 game in the last 2 years when I have gone. I go to about 15 games a year I've won many £10s and one £65 but never anything worth winning

Posted by: Ivan Milenkovic Oct 21 2008, 06:35 PM

I don't bet at all, it's a waste of money. I do have other vices tho, like GAS

Posted by: Tsarpf Oct 21 2008, 06:40 PM

Play poker... mmm.... I'm $20+ today(a lot for me ) and soon I'm going to get a beanie(!) with frequent player points

Posted by: OrganisedConfusion Oct 21 2008, 06:40 PM

But if you win you get many guitars

Posted by: Pedja Simovic Oct 22 2008, 12:06 AM

I don't play a lottery but I am huge Football fan and I follow it way too much

I like to gamble on football games 99% when I am watching them with my best friend. We can basically watch 5 games a day and never get bored. I have special satelite and we watch everything there is from Premiership, Bundesliga, Primera, Seria A to all the "minor" European leagues. Quality of the sound and picture is amazing and I have huge LCD screen in my living room so its heaven to just kick it relax and watch.
It doesn't hurt to win some money of it like Emir said;)

Posted by: Duncan Oct 22 2008, 12:13 AM

I find rubbing my balls helps.

Posted by: ace_frehely Oct 22 2008, 12:20 AM

Stick to the subject to what this guy means about his thread..you can get in trouble for thinking something stupid like if your a 12 year old...

Posted by: Jarl Emil Oct 22 2008, 12:20 AM

My mother plays "Lotto" the Norwegian game where they draw 7 "balls" and theres a weekly prize that ranges from 2 to twenty million. She has been playing since the 80s:P

Posted by: OrganisedConfusion Oct 22 2008, 12:22 AM

Same numbers each week or different ones?

Posted by: Ajmurrell Oct 22 2008, 02:32 AM

We should organise a GMC lottery pot

Posted by: kahall Oct 22 2008, 03:36 AM

Have you tried dipping your balls in something before you play? Maybe some butter or chocolate syrup. It might help you but I have tried it and I'm still in the low rent distract in Missouri, which means I have not won the lotto.

Posted by: Lian Gerbino Oct 22 2008, 03:39 AM

I never lose ... because I never play

Posted by: Marek Rojewski Oct 22 2008, 06:49 AM

That's my spirit! Unfortunately we can't win either Lian

Posted by: -Zion- Oct 22 2008, 08:06 AM

the machine never suck my balls either..

Posted by: Moon Boots Oct 22 2008, 09:09 AM

Really? Maybe you should find some new ones.

Posted by: Duncan Oct 22 2008, 09:34 AM

Your mum clearly loves those balls.

Posted by: MickeM Oct 22 2008, 09:53 AM

Ok, we're reviewing this thread. Some reading for the involved meanwhile.http://www.guitarmasterclass.net/guitar_forum/index.php?showtopic=5086