If I'll Ever Have A Daughter... |
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Sep 9 2012, 04:38 PM
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A girlie with a katana does NOT get pregnant that easily.|
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Sep 10 2012, 09:33 AM
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QUOTE (Qenzoz @ Sep 10 2012, 01:07 AM)  Yeah right  You'll be like this   Haha !! Brilliant ! |
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Sep 10 2012, 09:45 AM
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QUOTE (Ben Higgins @ Sep 9 2012, 07:32 PM) Excellent ! Don't ever argue with her when she's cutting vegetables !!  If I'll ever have a daughter... I'll be incredibly possessive and never let her have a boyfriend and if she does I'll intimidate them so bad and threaten them with so much violence no guy will ever go near her again and then she'll grow up hating me forever because I ruined her life. The end. Sorry but I just HAD to make use of that thread title !!! Our daughter is 12 and starts High School next week so we've talked about boyfriends/girlfriends (you never know). At the moment she's not really interested but already has asked me to promise that I don't give whomever they are a hard time. I suggested that it's better to give them a bit of a hard time then to try and be their best mate. She agreed with that point as it would be much more embarrassing to pretend to be their mate. So now she's worried about how her mum will react as she probably will try to be matey .(Children are supposed to rebel against their parents so we live in fear that our daughter will grow up to vote Conservative and read the Daily Mail/Express; at which point I'll have to disown her . )
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Sep 10 2012, 02:24 PM
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hahaha funny thread! I would love to have a daughter in the future! I can't say how I would be with her and her boyfriends but I will try to be the best father I can...
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Sep 10 2012, 05:33 PM
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QUOTE (bleez @ Sep 10 2012, 12:54 PM)  Good luck with that my friend! Thanks - it's going to be a whole new experience .My daughter has prepared by buying a lot of black eyeliner, rockchick outfits and punk badges as she's decided that she wants to be in their sub-culture at highschool. -------------------- Get your music professionally mastered by anl AES registered Mastering Engineer. Contact me for Audio Mastering Services and Advice and visit our website www.miromastering.com
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Sep 11 2012, 03:05 AM
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I have sons, no daughters, but the people I know who do have daughters seem to really, really like this shirt:
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Sep 11 2012, 08:57 AM
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QUOTE (paket @ Sep 11 2012, 03:05 AM) I have sons, no daughters, but the people I know who do have daughters seem to really, really like this shirt:
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Sep 13 2012, 08:20 AM
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Ben, what people were using in the middle ages is totally off the hook - I dare you to start a little research and tell me the conclusions
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Sep 14 2012, 07:04 PM
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Me? But, but, but...I don't bite.... I HAVE A JAPANESE SWORD instead
This post has been edited by Cosmin Lupu: Sep 14 2012, 07:04 PM |
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Sep 15 2012, 08:51 AM
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Funny thread
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