My Funny Voicemail Message, Microsoft Sam Options

[thefireball]

I used the text-to-speech option and got this result. This is my actual voicemail message.

Hello. I'm not here right now. So leave a very complicated message after the tone.
If you leave record a simple message, your cell phone will self destruct in 3.0985
seconds from the time you hang up from your simple message. Provided that your
phone has not malfunctioned. In this case, throw your cell phone into the trash.
Otherwise, throw yourself away. Bye now. And be wise.

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