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DeepRoots View Member Profile	Mar 5 2008, 11:41 AM
Mar 5 2008, 11:41 AM	Get to da Chopper! Posts: 2.700 Joined: 18-March 07 From: South Wales, UK	QUOTE (mattacuk @ Mar 5 2008, 10:29 AM) I usually tell people my name is bob, and that its short for "kate" (for those of you who dont watch Blackadder, see here ) Just finished season 4 Is it just me or is season 1 aweful? I really couldn't stand watching that blackadder character! 2-4 were awesome though You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

mattacuk View Member Profile	Mar 5 2008, 11:47 AM
Mar 5 2008, 11:47 AM	Lets go fishing! Posts: 5.526 Joined: 21-December 06 From: illinois	QUOTE (DeepRoots @ Mar 5 2008, 10:41 AM) Just finished season 4 Is it just me or is season 1 aweful? I really couldn't stand watching that blackadder character! 2-4 were awesome though I agree, i saw some of season 1 at christmas and i couldnt belive how crappy it was Every episode of seasons 2 through 4 is super awsome though You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! This post has been edited by mattacuk: Mar 5 2008, 11:47 AM -------------------- *mysql> SELECT FROM master_name WHERE ((firstname = 'Paul') AND (lastname = 'Gilbert')); "The Fundimental Difference between Paul Gilbert and Buckethead is that Paul Explores the Good side of the force, while Buckethead Explores the Dark Side of the Force" :)**

OrganisedConfusi... OrganisedConfusion View Member Profile	Mar 5 2008, 11:47 AM
Mar 5 2008, 11:47 AM	GMC:er Posts: 5.635 Joined: 29-November 07 From: Nottingham, UK	I love all Blackadder. Series 1-4 and the Specials. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Gear Guitars:- Caparison Horus Snowcloud, Parker Nitefly M, Parker Nitefly SA, Gibson SG, Parker P10e, 40 Year Old Spanish Acoustic Amps:- Framus Ruby Riot 2x12" stack

Chris Evans View Member Profile	Mar 5 2008, 12:00 PM
Mar 5 2008, 12:00 PM	Learning Tone Guru - Community Coordinator & Moderator Posts: 6.319 Joined: 24-September 07 From: Sittingbourne, UK	QUOTE (DeepRoots @ Mar 5 2008, 10:41 AM) Just finished season 4 Is it just me or is season 1 aweful? I really couldn't stand watching that blackadder character! 2-4 were awesome though I know what you mean, but the character certainly develops in the later series. Cant use any different names, my wife would see straight though it You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Show us what part of the world you live in and get yourself ON THE GMC:er Location MAP

Goliath View Member Profile	Mar 5 2008, 12:10 PM
Mar 5 2008, 12:10 PM	GMC:er Posts: 667 Joined: 6-July 07 From: Atlanta, GA, USA	One of my rugby buddies has stolen a bunch of another one of our buddies business cards and will go chat up less than desirable folks and pass them out telling them to call him. It's pretty hilarious. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- "King V" enthusiast

DeepRoots View Member Profile	Mar 5 2008, 12:11 PM
Mar 5 2008, 12:11 PM	Get to da Chopper! Posts: 2.700 Joined: 18-March 07 From: South Wales, UK	QUOTE (Goliath @ Mar 5 2008, 11:10 AM) One of my rugby buddies has stolen a bunch of another one of our buddies business cards and will go chat up less than desirable folks and pass them out telling them to call him. It's pretty hilarious. LMAO You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content!

mattacuk View Member Profile	Mar 5 2008, 12:28 PM
Mar 5 2008, 12:28 PM	Lets go fishing! Posts: 5.526 Joined: 21-December 06 From: illinois	QUOTE (Smells @ Mar 5 2008, 11:00 AM) Cant use any different names, my wife would see straight though it Is your wife Billie Piper by any chance Chris? You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- *mysql> SELECT FROM master_name WHERE ((firstname = 'Paul') AND (lastname = 'Gilbert')); "The Fundimental Difference between Paul Gilbert and Buckethead is that Paul Explores the Good side of the force, while Buckethead Explores the Dark Side of the Force" :)**

Muris Varajic View Member Profile	Mar 5 2008, 01:00 PM
Mar 5 2008, 01:00 PM	Instructor Posts: 15.459 Joined: 22-June 07 From: Sarajevo,Bosnia	Bono You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Youtube MySpace Website Album "Let It Out" on iTunes and CD Baby Check out my video lessons and instructor board! The Pianist tune is progress,check it out! "ok.. it is great.. :P have you myspace? Can i to personalize this for you guy?"

mattacuk View Member Profile	Mar 5 2008, 01:04 PM
Mar 5 2008, 01:04 PM	Lets go fishing! Posts: 5.526 Joined: 21-December 06 From: illinois	QUOTE (Muris @ Mar 5 2008, 12:00 PM) Bono You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- *mysql> SELECT FROM master_name WHERE ((firstname = 'Paul') AND (lastname = 'Gilbert')); "The Fundimental Difference between Paul Gilbert and Buckethead is that Paul Explores the Good side of the force, while Buckethead Explores the Dark Side of the Force" :)**

JVM View Member Profile	Mar 5 2008, 01:09 PM
Mar 5 2008, 01:09 PM	Learning Roadie Posts: 2.878 Joined: 2-June 07 From: Raleigh-Durham, NC	QUOTE (Goliath @ Mar 4 2008, 06:30 PM) Haha After a rugby game one night, after the social (was a noon kick off the social was done at 6 or so) we were at dinner at a little sidewalk cafe called Ribs and Blues and we were pretending we were french. My buddy is Argentian but often gets mistaken for being European as he does fit what many Americans think a European looks like. So we pretended we were French. Neither of us speak hardly any french, but we understood it enough to make it at least sound like we did, plus the place we were at, I doubt anyone could have called our bluff. So we staged a gibberish argument going in and out of French until we both stood up and would blurt something half in english, half in fake french then would slap the other across the face as if we'd just been insulted. And we would take turns going back and forth doing the same thing, causing quite a scene. We'd been flirting with our waitress earlier so she knew we were just screwing around and let us do it. So after about 15 minutes of this and we both had sore cheeks/palms we shook hands, exchanged fake french pardons and paid our tab and left. Absolutely no reason to do what we did other than it was amusing to us and we were getting ready to go to the bar afterwards. When asked by a group of girls what we were so passionately arguing about (bear in mind, we're both still pretty much wearing our kit, short shorts and T shirts and our ugly gold/black bumblee striped socks) he threw out that I said poetry was the most noble and expressive form of art while he contested that painting was indeed the paragon of human creativity. I couldn't take it any more and started laughing as we made a hasty retreat. Silly stuff like that is why you use fake names, and that was where Dart DuMonde was born. Bahahaha thats hilarious. Especially the part about telling them the argument was over poetry and painting. Too funny. You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- Gear: Fender American Deluxe Stratocaster, Gibson '67 RI Flying V, Mesa Boogie F-30 112 combo, crazy pedals.

MickeM View Member Profile	Mar 5 2008, 01:47 PM
Mar 5 2008, 01:47 PM	Born of NWOBHM, Moderation Team Leader Posts: 8.562 Joined: 9-January 07 From: Stockholm, Sweden	QUOTE (JVM @ Mar 5 2008, 01:09 PM) Bahahaha thats hilarious. Especially the part about telling them the argument was over poetry and painting. Too funny. all that b-slapping over an art argument... by guys in rugby/football uniforms You are at GuitarMasterClass.net Don't miss today's free lick. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! Don't miss today's free blues, jazz & country licks. Plus all our lessons are packed with free content! -------------------- My bands homepage All time favourites: B. Streisand - Woman in Love, M. Hopkin - Those were the days, L. Richie - Hello

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