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Feb 22 2008, 02:15 PM
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What silly quotes do you remember from anybody. I think Kevin Keegan the Newcastle Manager is the king of silly quotes.

"In some ways cramp is worse than a broken leg"

"I'm not disappointed - just disappointed"

"We deserved to win this game after hammering them 0-0 in the first half"

"We have spent three matches chasing a football"

"Germans only have one player under 22, and he's 23"

"I've had an interest in racing all my life, or longer really"

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Feb 22 2008, 02:20 PM
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Yogi Berra springs to mind.

"Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded."

There's plenty to take from this one.

Miss Teen South Carolina Tackles US Education Issues.

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Feb 22 2008, 02:59 PM
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George w bush: "i know from personal experience how easy it is to tear a country down." hes so stupid.
Edit;that miss teen south carolina is hilarious.

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Feb 22 2008, 08:28 PM
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dumbest quote happened today, I was sitting in class listening to The Black Dahlia Murder's "Everything Went Black", and this chick asked me what i was listening to, so i told her, then she asked if she could listen, i warned her, then handed her the head phones. Of course the vocals scared her, then the solo came in, and she said "Whats That Instrument?"

I was like

"Uh...Thats a guitar, this is the guitar solo"

To which her response was....

"Whats a guitar solo?"

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WTF?!?!??!??!?

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QUOTE (The Uncreator @ Feb 22 2008, 08:28 PM) *
"Uh...Thats a guitar, this is the guitar solo"
To which her response was....
"Whats a guitar solo?"

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WTF?!?!??!??!?


*cough*insertprefeeredinsult*cough* heh.. wink.gif I mean Brett, BRETT! She obviously wants YOU to teach HER what a guitar solo is and some more. Man... wink.gif

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Feb 22 2008, 09:32 PM
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Yeah! you should have said something like... "Well, maybe you could drop by my house someday... I could show you what a guitar solo is" Then a wink wink.gif and a smile smile.gif

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The Uncreator
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QUOTE (MickeM @ Feb 22 2008, 11:40 AM) *
*cough*insertprefeeredinsult*cough* heh.. wink.gif I mean Brett, BRETT! She obviously wants YOU to teach HER what a guitar solo is and some more. Man... wink.gif


QUOTE (Tuubsu @ Feb 22 2008, 12:32 PM) *
Yeah! you should have said something like... "Well, maybe you could drop by my house someday... I could show you what a guitar solo is" Then a wink wink.gif and a smile smile.gif


Ha, Sorry guys, Competence is a MUST for me when looking into women tongue.gif

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Feb 22 2008, 10:12 PM
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Competence? Does that translate into "Must like Blind Guardian solos" ? wink.gif

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The Uncreator
Feb 22 2008, 10:18 PM
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Close to it! ph34r.gif

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Feb 23 2008, 05:05 AM
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Brett, the sooner you learn competence is a lonely road the sooner you can really start to enjoy all the little honey pots running around. Happy hunting sir. Take the chick from the South Carolina clip. Sure, she ruins it when she opens her mouth, but it's not a ring I'm trying to give her tongue.gif

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Feb 23 2008, 02:33 PM
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Haha, i'll take life with my guitar and good ol metal before i spend it with a chick whos IQ is probably smaller than the number of strings on my guitar.

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Feb 23 2008, 03:27 PM
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Well it doesn't have to be your whole life... just long enough to... you know... KAZINGGG!!!! BOJOJOJOIINNNGGGG!!! wink.gif


Edit. oooh! more offtopic messages than ontopic messages.... so I suggest we start a new silly quotes thread and rename this "The let's get the uncreator a lady thread".... wink.gif

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Feb 23 2008, 03:58 PM
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Patrick Ewing said "I might make alot of money, but I spend alot of money"

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QUOTE (The Uncreator @ Feb 23 2008, 06:58 AM) *
Requirements:
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Star Wars Fan
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Have fun with that. laugh.gif

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Goliath
Feb 23 2008, 09:42 PM
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LOL sounds like you can have 2 but not 3.

I'm a pretty big metal fan, but I have absolutely no expectation for my ladies to enjoy it, absolutely none. As for Star Wars, eh, have you been to any type of SciFi/Comic Con? There are SOME cuties, but usually that's not the case. I did manage to snag this freaking sweet Thunder Cats T Shirt at Dragon Con this past year, which is pretty awesome, but DC was definitely not a place I'd consider going trying to meet women, but that's not to say there aren't those that do. I just didn't go the whole hotel/weekend pass route.

EDIT: and if all of your hobbies are shared hobbies, then you will have no "you" time since you're all into the same stuff. I like to use metal and guitars as an excuse to get away when I need to and that option evaporates if she's into it too tongue.gif

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I would like to meet someone who doesnt have to like metal, but preferably a musician smile.gif

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