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post Mar 23 2008, 02:51 AM
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Welcome to the funny thread! Y complain, when u can
Laff and enjoy yourself!

did u know if u laff it adds 10 seconds to your life?(i think...)
well heres mine...

post your funny stuff please... we need the laughs! laugh.gif


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post Mar 23 2008, 10:32 AM
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QUOTE (Capt.Z @ Mar 23 2008, 01:51 AM) *
did u know if u laff it adds 10 seconds to your life?(i think...)


tongue.gif Hehe, I don't think that's true. It's just one of those playground myths. laugh.gif

Anyway, here's some great pictures that I found a while back:

Sissy Girl Face:

Uh oh:

Right Between the Eyes:

Jawbreaker:


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post Mar 23 2008, 12:01 PM
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haha!! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif
these are hilarious!

i love the sissy face! tongue.gif


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post Mar 23 2008, 12:17 PM
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post Mar 23 2008, 12:19 PM
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heres a non picture one that CRACKED ME UP! laugh.gif
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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bi***!"
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post Mar 23 2008, 12:22 PM
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QUOTE (Tuubsu @ Mar 23 2008, 12:19 PM) *
heres a non picture one that CRACKED ME UP! laugh.gif
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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bi***!"
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post Mar 23 2008, 12:23 PM
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laugh.gif Haha, yeah they're great. biggrin.gif

Here's the page where I got them from:
http://www.top10kid.com/?p=27

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post Mar 23 2008, 12:32 PM
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A bomb squad style practical joke
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post Mar 23 2008, 12:32 PM
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RRAAAAARRRRR!!!

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funny babies!


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post Mar 23 2008, 01:08 PM
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QUOTE (Tuubsu @ Mar 23 2008, 07:19 AM) *
heres a non picture one that CRACKED ME UP! laugh.gif
"
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed an extremely well-dressed and exotic young woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray up, Bi***!"
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hahaha laugh.gif



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post Mar 23 2008, 04:29 PM
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ahhah those are hilarious, keep them coming laugh.gif


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post Mar 23 2008, 09:00 PM
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The Cat Grenade is a simple, yet fierce weapon

1. Pick up the cat

2. Throw the cat

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(Of course you shouldn't really throw cats, duh!)

They say in the future wars will be fought by robots for the humans...
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post Mar 24 2008, 01:31 AM
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you can post youtube links too...

btw, how come like no one came... sad.gif
if the Uncreator started this there would be 450... wink.gif


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post Mar 24 2008, 08:09 AM
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QUOTE (Capt.Z @ Mar 24 2008, 02:31 AM) *
you can post youtube links too...

btw, how come like no one came... sad.gif
if the Uncreator started this there would be 450... wink.gif


Don't worry we'll keep this thread up no matter how! wink.gif
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The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear, who is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!


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post Mar 24 2008, 06:55 PM
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Cool thread cap cool.gif

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post Mar 24 2008, 10:45 PM
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LOL!!! laugh.gif
i love the dog pic!

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QUOTE (Capt.Z @ Mar 24 2008, 10:45 PM) *

i've always loved that one biggrin.gif









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QUOTE (superize @ Mar 25 2008, 06:21 AM) *

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