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post Mar 28 2008, 04:01 PM
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i was talking to someone the other day and they kep on using words like "lol" and "brb" and "atm"... in real life....

i honestly wanted to smash his teeth in for being mentally attached to MSN tongue.gif


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post Mar 28 2008, 04:02 PM
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That made me laugh out loud laugh.gif laugh.gif

Muris has a great sense of humour, it must be all those british comedys he watches wink.gif


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post Mar 28 2008, 04:41 PM
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No it's a good joke, I get the punchline but it isn't funny to me,don't know why sad.gif


Here's a couple of jokes from me to compensate, they're not all pc jokes but hey... smile.gif

Two programmers are walking down the street and a bombshell chick goes next to them. One of them says:
- "Check out the properties on her"
- "Don't bother, she's read only"

The programmer comes on the gas station, and says "pore me a gas"; the gas station guys says "95 or 98?", he says "what?? you dont' have XP?"

WHat does the drowning programmer yells?
- "F1 F1 F1!"

This one is little off topic.. wink.gif

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post Mar 28 2008, 04:57 PM
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hehe, good ones Ivan biggrin.gif


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post Mar 28 2008, 05:16 PM
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QUOTE (DeepRoots @ Mar 28 2008, 04:24 AM) *
Well Jeff, im 18 and i as you can see im a regular internet user- but i also get out alot socialising and also doing lots of activities with a club (flying, shotting, gliding and outdoorsy stuff) and also i play an instrument....i forget which one though...

Thing is- back when Dad had lots of time to spend with us we'd play outside, he'd watch us ride our bikes up and down the street (i say us - i have a 21 year old brother) and generally we'd play alot outside.

Then came the computer...

With changing work commitments my dad would spend less time with us- though he did introduce me to that club ^^ and gave me lifts twice a week to get there. Between times my brothers ( thats right i also have a younger brother who is 13 now) and i would take turns playing computer- my dad didnt really take us out anymore and the people who were most affected by it were my two brothers.

I did play the computer now and again, but for my brothers it was all they had. Soon we all had a computer in our rooms, then several years later they both got hooked on internet gaming, like seriously hooked. Though my older brother (having lived a life before gaming) has social skills and a nice girlfriend, i'm really concerned about my little brother- gaming is his life. He revolves his day around when he can play World of Warcraft- he wakes up, eats, plays WOW, goes to school, gets home, plays WOW, eats, plays WOW, sleeps- thats his typical day (and weekend just subtract the school part).

IMO the best you can do as a father is introduce your children to different aspects of life- never force though. I would have loved the chance to play guitar as a younger kid, but my parents weren't the kind of people who would spend money on something i might not enjoy. There are literally thousands of things you could get out there and do with your kids, write them down and get out there and do them, just try and realise when you are signing them up for long term commitments (year membership with a club etc, might want to discuss it with them and find out what they really think first) and try and realise which of the things they dislike doing and dont play the "i've payed so much to allow you to..." card. Best thing you can give your kids are opportunities to find something they love.

Jeff you're a nice guy and i'm sure you've got all these things covered, just adding my 2 cents wink.gif


Great advice DeepRoots. Thank you, I really appreciate it!
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post Mar 28 2008, 05:47 PM
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QUOTE (jeff @ Mar 28 2008, 04:16 PM) *
Great advice DeepRoots. Thank you, I really appreciate it!


No problem mate, good luck (not that you need it wink.gif )
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post Mar 28 2008, 06:15 PM
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I guess the father is Homer Simpson tongue.gif



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post Mar 28 2008, 06:26 PM
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QUOTE (Milenkovic Ivan @ Mar 28 2008, 02:26 PM) *
I still don't get it... sad.gif


I envy you laugh.gif


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post Mar 28 2008, 09:59 PM
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nice one muris smile.gif


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post Mar 31 2008, 11:58 PM
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Hah, funny.

I read it out loud first, and instead of saying the abbreviated words I said the full length words, I'm under the curse.

Hah, I liked yours too Ivan, good stuff. tongue.gif


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post Apr 1 2008, 12:14 AM
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Homer is the best hehhehe biggrin.gif


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post Apr 1 2008, 07:37 AM
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QUOTE (muntahunta @ Mar 28 2008, 05:01 PM) *
i was talking to someone the other day and they kep on using words like "lol" and "brb" and "atm"... in real life....

i honestly wanted to smash his teeth in for being mentally attached to MSN tongue.gif



Omg, lol, wtf!? laugh.gif
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post Apr 1 2008, 10:31 AM
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QUOTE (audiopaal @ Apr 1 2008, 08:37 AM) *
Omg, lol, wtf!? laugh.gif


Yeah,that's what joke was all about laugh.gif


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post Apr 21 2008, 09:31 PM
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QUOTE (Muris @ Mar 27 2008, 09:11 PM) *
Hehehehe biggrin.gif

Stupid inside Bosnian jokes. laugh.gif Seriously Muris, really funny. Juan, I always smile whenever I see Homer doing something stupid. *contented sigh*

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