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Pi38
May 14 2008, 04:06 PM
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This is a topic for everyone to share their lame jokes. Everyone has at least one that gives you a weak little chuckle. I'll start. This one my brother came up with: Why did the ducks have convention for their friend? Because he was addicted to "quack". Like crack, but instead quack! *weak laugh*

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May 14 2008, 04:39 PM
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QUOTE (Pi38 @ May 14 2008, 08:06 AM) *
This is a topic for everyone to share their lame jokes. Everyone has at least one that gives you a weak little chuckle. I'll start. This one my brother came up with: Why did the ducks have convention for their friend? Because he was addicted to "quack". Like crack, but instead quack! *weak laugh*

Wow that really was a lame joke but i dont know if this idea will work, because for me at least i tend to forget lame jokes within 10 mins. so i dont have any to contribute. mellow.gif

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Pi38
May 14 2008, 04:42 PM
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Well, I guess it makes sense that you would forget lame jokes because, well, they're lame. Maybe not the best thread to start. sad.gif sad.gif sad.gif

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May 14 2008, 05:11 PM
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Hah biggrin.gif
I got one:

Where to sith lords go to shop?

.... at Darth Ma(u)ll

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Pi38
May 14 2008, 05:12 PM
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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif Now that one is classic!

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May 14 2008, 05:41 PM
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It's BIG and YELLOW, and if it hits you in your eye your dead !





















A TRAIN! laugh.gif laugh.gif

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Pi38
May 14 2008, 05:46 PM
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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

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May 14 2008, 09:56 PM
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Well you want lame? You got it wink.gif

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Thunderware

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QUOTE (DeepRoots @ May 14 2008, 04:56 PM) *
Well you want lame? You got it wink.gif

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Thunderware







dude...... that was damn funny laugh.gif

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Pi38
May 14 2008, 10:07 PM
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laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif We're actually getting some good jokes out of this! Great ones, Ivan and DeepRoots.

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Haha! The thunderware one was brilliant biggrin.gif

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chast
May 14 2008, 10:13 PM
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I love lame jokes biggrin.gif
Some more please smile.gif
I only know german ones and can't translate them with the right sense :/

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I know that Chuck is every where but this one is my favorite,
"Chuck Norris ones hit a man in a soul"

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May 14 2008, 10:18 PM
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Hisham Al-Sanea
May 14 2008, 10:36 PM
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five different things between the 2 pictures
can you know it ?

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QUOTE (Hisham Al-Sanea @ May 14 2008, 11:36 PM) *
five different things between the 2 pictures
can you know it ?



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Cant find the last huh.gif

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@ sigumm the 4 different things is right still 1 more i will give 3 days for answer

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