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Stevie-Ray-Vaugh...
May 14 2008, 10:50 PM
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Is that the joke, theres only 4? huh.gif

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But still I want answers, what's the point, what does all this mean?
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Hisham Al-Sanea
May 14 2008, 10:52 PM
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QUOTE (Stevie·Ray·Vaughn @ May 15 2008, 01:50 AM) *
Is that the joke, theres only 4? huh.gif



still 1 more

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Trond Vold
May 15 2008, 01:25 AM
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Where do baby cows eat?










The calf-eteria...........

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I got some better ones up my sleeve, but cant put them here.. would probably be considered a bit offensive smile.gif

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USAMAN
May 15 2008, 02:37 AM
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Why dont canibals eat clowns?













They taste funny

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Maximus
May 15 2008, 02:58 AM
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Where does a pig keep his car?


















In a porking lot!

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stratman33
May 15 2008, 03:07 AM
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I have some pretty lame yo mamma jokes but there probably to bad to put up lol

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Sircraigery
May 15 2008, 05:45 AM
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?









100. One to actually do it, and 99 to say they could have done it better.

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QUOTE (Maximus @ May 15 2008, 02:58 AM) *
Where does a pig keep his car?


















In a porking lot!


I hope he has a girlfriend! ZING!!!

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Pi38
May 15 2008, 03:02 PM
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Oh, man, these are awesome.

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Capt.Z
May 15 2008, 09:03 PM
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hhmmm..... i think i got one, but jacked up..

How does a turtle with no legs or arms get across a freeway?

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Take the f out of way!

You say, "Theres no f in way!!!"

laugh.gif pretty dumb, but when you think about it..

no f in way. No f***in' way!

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