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post Jul 25 2008, 08:42 PM
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If you wanna have a laugh you could peep in here... http://www.ducksdeluxe.com/jokes.html do you also have some great musicians joke you'd like to share?Then post it here !!!What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend ?
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post Jul 25 2008, 08:55 PM
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Thanks for the link. My sister emailed me a whole page of guitarist jokes once. mad.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif They were actually quite funny even though tey insulted me. smile.gif
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post Jul 25 2008, 09:09 PM
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QUOTE (Matt23 @ Jul 25 2008, 09:55 PM) *
Thanks for the link. My sister emailed me a whole page of guitarist jokes once. mad.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif They were actually quite funny even though tey insulted me. smile.gif

C'mon you have to be able to laugh at your self as well ! laugh.gif Sometimes there is also something true in it for example...How do guitarist normally greet each other ?..."Hi there, I am better than you!" laugh.gif Maybe you could post some of your list you liked most...?!?


Q - What do a cup of coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?
A - They both suck without Cream

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post Jul 25 2008, 09:32 PM
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QUOTE (Nighthawk @ Jul 25 2008, 03:42 PM) *
If you wanna have a laugh you could peep in here... http://www.ducksdeluxe.com/jokes.html do you also have some great musicians joke you'd like to share?Then post it here !!!What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend ?
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At one point or another I'm sure this applied to many of us!!! Even on more than one occasion for some biggrin.gif


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post Jul 25 2008, 10:07 PM
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heheheh

"Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!"
"Now Johnny, you can't do both!"


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QUOTE (Ctodd @ Jul 25 2008, 11:07 PM) *
heheheh

"Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!"
"Now Johnny, you can't do both!"


hehe, that's a good one. ask my girlfriend if she laughs ;D


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post Jul 25 2008, 10:28 PM
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Haha:

Musical Terms Misunderstood by Country-Western Musicians:

Arpeggio -- "Ain't he that storybook kid with the big nose that grows?"

Bass -- The things you run around in softball

Relative Major -- An uncle in the Marine Corps

Relative Minor -- A girlfriend

Treble -- Women ain't nothin' but

Tuba -- A compound word: "Hey, woman! Fetch me another tuba Bryll Cream!"

Major Scale -- What you say after chasing wild game up a mountain: "Darn! That was a major scale!"

Time Signature -- What you need from your boss if you forget to clock in

Tempo -- Good choice for a used car


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post Jul 25 2008, 10:38 PM
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Yes i know this is a big post so iv made the text a bit smaller. smile.gif

What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of his mouth?
The stage is level.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better.
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How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Give him some sheet music.
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What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common.
Both suck when you plug them in.
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How do you make a bass player turn down the volume?
Put a chart in front of him.
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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
None--they just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?
Counterpoint.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?
He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.
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What's the best thing to play on a guitar?
Solitaire.
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How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They let the keyboard player do it with his left hand.
Don't bother. Just leave it out--no one will notice.
One, but the guitarist has to show him first.
Six: one to change it, and the other five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.

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In the 22th century, how many guitar players will you need to replace a light source?
Five. One to actually do it, and four to reminisce about how much better the old tubes were.
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Did you hear about the electric bass player who was so bad that even the lead singer noticed?


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post Jul 26 2008, 12:38 AM
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Haha cool jokes laugh.gif

IO got one too for this evening:

What do you call a person that hangs out with musicians?
A Drummer.. biggrin.gif



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